University of Arizona Campus Weapon Sign

I listened in on the Dean’s meeting with the sign people, here is the transcript:

Dean: We need a sign saying this is a weapon free zone

Sign People: What do you want on it?

Dean: I have 3 requests… 1) No bowie knives 2) No snub nosed revolvers 3) No nunchucks

Hat Tip: ShoulderThing

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jason January 10, 2010 at 04:40 pm

I should read “free fire zone” or “no legal guns allowed” or “all honest students must be disarmed” or “weapons optional for criminals”.

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Admin (Mike) January 11, 2010 at 03:16 pm

I agree Jason. All the anti gun people would scoff at the idea of a sign like that though because they actually think these types of signs work.

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Jim January 10, 2010 at 05:46 pm

I thought the last one was no jumpropes…

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Admin (Mike) January 11, 2010 at 03:15 pm

haha yea no kidding. Recent data suggests that strangulation by jump rope is an epidemic in U.S. universities when it comes to on campus violence.

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Henry Bowman January 11, 2010 at 12:29 am

I thought it meant “no fault-tolerant dynamite.”

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Admin (Mike) January 11, 2010 at 03:12 pm

lol good one henry

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cmblake6 January 11, 2010 at 07:48 pm

Look at the sign more closely. Fine print on bottom edge. “Weapon free zone…..In violation of state law…”. FUNNY!!!

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Admin (Mike) January 11, 2010 at 07:55 pm

haha nice!

It’s unfortunate that below that cutoff portion likely says something about the sign encompassing everything described in that AZ legislature 13-3101

http://www.azleg.gov/FormatDocument.asp?inDoc=/ars/13/03101.htm&Title=13&DocType=ARS :(

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