Man Attempts To Rob Gas Station With Caulk Gun

Austin, TX – Police have issued an arrest warrant for a man accused of injuring a gas station clerk while attempting to rob him — with a caulk gun.

The suspect fled the scene in the company of a transgender prostitute he’d picked up earlier in the evening, according to an affidavit issued by the Travis County Sheriff’s Office.

Full story – HERE

Crack binge, transgender prostitute, robbery with a sealant applicator? Man some people have messed up lives.

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bryce June 19, 2010 at 06:00 pm

Real life: you can’t make this stuff up if you tried LMAO

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Snowdog June 20, 2010 at 09:35 am

yep, that’s Austin.

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Admin (Mike) June 22, 2010 at 01:13 am

haha I heard Austin was like the twilight zone but never had proof like this.

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Paladin June 20, 2010 at 09:59 am

The robber, and his companion, could both take turns doing Scarface impersonations… “Say hello to my little friend..”

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Admin (Mike) June 22, 2010 at 01:13 am

hahaha nasty

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Antibubba June 20, 2010 at 04:12 pm

For once I am completely stumped for a smartass reply. Wow.

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moi June 20, 2010 at 09:11 pm

So Im wondering if the clerk was packing, and drew and shot the perp, if it would be a defensible shooting. “Ahhhhh….Errrrrr. Welllllllll…… Mmmmmmmm…It looked like a gun.”

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Admin (Mike) June 22, 2010 at 01:15 am

Yea who knows. If that would have happened it would have been bad for gun owners though cause you know the media would have spun that to a “shoot first ask questions later” situation.

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Rusgunnut1 June 25, 2010 at 01:53 am

I remember a story similar, a guy was using a toy gun, the owner drew a derringer and said “this is a gun”, shooting him in the head.

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Admin (Mike) July 1, 2010 at 01:13 pm

hahahah owned.

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Aaron Spuler June 21, 2010 at 08:36 am

The clerk hit the perp with a trash can which was enough to scare the freakshow away.

Makes me glad I don’t live in Austin proper. I’m 35 miles north. Austin has shirts and a slogan that say ‘Keep Austin Weird’. Well a lot of the cities around Austin have shirts saying ‘Keep Normal.’

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Admin (Mike) June 22, 2010 at 01:16 am

lol I have heard about those “keep Austin Weird” shirts

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Chase June 21, 2010 at 10:58 am

This sounds like a joke. It’s not easy for me to believe something this crazy.

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Admin (Mike) June 22, 2010 at 01:18 am

Yea, I put this in the same category as the time male model Fabio got his face bloodied by a goose when he was on a roller coaster at Busch Gardens in Virginia. The pics from that still make me LOL every time.

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Grayson June 23, 2010 at 03:59 pm

Just what the f**k was the suspect planning to do? Try and caulk the clerk to the counter and then caulk his bunghole shut?

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Admin (Mike) June 24, 2010 at 01:25 am

hahah that would have made for an even more unbelievable story!

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Alexander June 24, 2010 at 03:01 pm

what a dumb-ass, I wonder what else he and the trans-gender did with the caulk-gun

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Admin (Mike) July 1, 2010 at 01:14 pm

I think that falls under “Don’t Ask Don’t Tell” hahah

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