Taliban Monkey Marksmen Trained To Attack American Troops

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7GIl4zKrV8[/youtube]

According to China’s People’s Daily Online, the Taliban have taught monkeys to recognize U.S. Military uniforms and shoot at the soldiers using AK-47s, Bren┬ámachine guns, and mortars.

Full Story – HERE

Ugh, lets hope there are no splinter cells here at zoos in the United States. :P

On the plus side, i’m pretty confident a monkey wouldn’t have very advanced military tactics, and could easily be taken out with a .22 LR or enticed to stop shooting with some more food.

Thanks to this story, I will no longer associate monkeys and AKs with this cute picture.

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John M July 14, 2010 at 06:29 am
Admin (Mike) July 16, 2010 at 02:00 am

hahhaah the onion cracks me up

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John M July 14, 2010 at 06:35 am
Admin (Mike) July 16, 2010 at 02:00 am

Oh nice! thanks for the link John

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bigpen15 July 14, 2010 at 02:18 pm

..looks like our boys will have to spank some monkeys….

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Admin (Mike) July 16, 2010 at 02:01 am

hahahah nice one

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Jeff July 15, 2010 at 01:11 am

the drum on the MG its using is no larger than its head….. not to mention the rifle is like, 1/6th size… I can accept krinkovs but thats ridiculous =P

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Admin (Mike) July 16, 2010 at 02:02 am

haha yea

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Grayson July 16, 2010 at 11:43 am

Wow.

You know what this means?
It means that the frakking Taliban are starting to run out of prospective recruits. It means that the global gene pool is finally getting some chlorine. It means that fewer people out there want to embrace martyrdom – (synonym for ‘getting blown up real good’)

It means that the good guys are WINNING.

By the way, do the animal rights enthusiasts over at P.E.T.A. know about this despicable atrocity? (snark intended)

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Admin (Mike) July 22, 2010 at 03:23 pm

hehe yea. I wouldn’t be surprised if there was some sort of top secret taliban program where they are trying their hardest to breed with monkeys to make a super soldier.

hahah PETA

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Antibubba July 16, 2010 at 04:20 pm

Don’t laugh–I hear the monkeys have better reliability and combat discipline than the Afghan National Army.

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Admin (Mike) July 22, 2010 at 03:24 pm

haha no doubt

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