To go with your wayfarers, tight jeans, and ironic t-shirts:
It’s actually a Kickstarter project (HERE). The $3000 goal seems too ambitious.. but hey, what do I know?
Hopefully anyone that buys this won’t experience any problems with the police (“OMG someone is carrying a gun!” type calls). Wouldn’t want to piss off the police too much, you’re gonna need them to take your report after each beating you’ll receive for wearing something like this.