Ukrainian Army TV Advertisement

A real Ukrainian TV ad from 2007:

girl 1: would u take us for a ride on your BMW?
BMW-driver: even to the end of the world!
soldier: hey, i’d like to drown some vodka, girls!
girl 1: just a second!
girl 2: where do you live?
soldier: right here- daytime at work, and at night in the clubs!
girl 1: which work???
soldier: contract of course!
blonde girl: contract?? marriage contract or what?
girl 3: army contract, stupid!
BMW driver: hey, don’t you wanna ride on my car?
girls: forget it, take yourself for a ride!
narrator: it’s about time for new heroes! with contract based service in ukrainian armed forces!

Just that guy’s luck… he gets a BMW which temporarily gets the ladies… only to be cockblocked when the Ukranian soldiers roll up 4 deep out of the smoke packing heat and steal his women.

APC > BMW… let that be a lesson to all of you single guys.

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Rambling Sergeant January 25, 2011 at 12:37 am

This is so fucking legit.

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settles January 25, 2011 at 01:48 am

HaHa. That Army dude looks like Dennis from Its Always Sunny….

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Admin (Mike) January 25, 2011 at 12:12 pm

LOL so true. I’ll go one step further and say he specifically looks like the pedophile “fat” Dennis from that one episode.

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settles January 25, 2011 at 12:29 pm

HAHA!

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jhjfdf January 25, 2011 at 03:57 pm

Austrian Military (Bundesheer) faked the spot.
It started a debate about sexism here and was banned.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7W15ejKBssk

Greetings from Austria

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Ed January 25, 2011 at 05:14 pm

Look at those uniforms. I didn’t know it was possible to get anything that clean in Eastern Europe…

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El Duderino January 25, 2011 at 06:27 pm

When did Debbie Gibson ship her entire ’80s wardrobe to the Ukraine?

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Petey January 28, 2011 at 12:25 pm

jeeze, the close up on those chick’s teeth made me wince

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Gfr February 4, 2011 at 05:58 pm

Not vodka, he said the water) “vodichka”-water “vodochka” – vodka

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