Philosoraptor Weighs In On Guns Killing People

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Ole'wolf February 24, 2011 at 06:04 am

Okay, maybe I’m just REALLY old, but why the extra three toasts?

As an aside – I always wanted to make the arguement “Do knives kill people? Do pools kill people? Do cars kill people?”… then they came out with these self-parking cars and I’m just waiting for some kid or old or hanicapped person getting run over by a car that didn’t see them…

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Skippy February 24, 2011 at 06:10 am

The middle “toast” is a verb, “toast” one and three are nouns.

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Nate February 24, 2011 at 06:40 am

Actually, toasters toast BREAD.

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Bluesoma February 24, 2011 at 10:20 am

Pffftt….this philosoraptor isn’t that good. Toasters don’t toast toast. People toast toast.

Association Proof!:
Guns are used to kill people
People use guns
(note: since “use” and “are used to” are similar we’ll assume they are the same for this proof)
Thus, People kill People

Toasters are used to toast toast
People use toasters
Thus, People toast toast

Yay proofs!

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Dr. irrelevant July 29, 2011 at 10:45 am

People turn on the toaster but aren’t toasting the bread themselves, the toaster prior to being activated begins the process of toasting bread all by it’s self…. now if it had said “Does that mean toasters don’t active the toaster to toast bread, but Bread activates the toaster to toast bread..” then your statement would be true, but unless the said person him/herself is physically the “toaster”, it be false i say.

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editor February 24, 2011 at 10:47 am

For that to work you would have to start “Guns don’t kill people, bullets do!”

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Kiwi February 24, 2011 at 10:51 am

It means people toast toast!

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Kiwi February 24, 2011 at 10:52 am

Damn, forgot to refresh the page, Bluesoma beat me to it.

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El Duderino February 24, 2011 at 11:13 am
Steve February 24, 2011 at 12:33 pm

Ah UHF, classic

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Huey148 February 24, 2011 at 01:48 pm

total BS…this stinks of anti-2A to me….comparing the actions of thinking, rational human beings to pieces of bread? not even close to being able to make their point if we are supposed to take it seriously.

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Admin (Mike) February 24, 2011 at 01:49 pm

Philosoraptor is a meme, it’s supposed to be dumb.

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KissMyWookie June 21, 2011 at 03:18 pm

So using the anti-gun mob’s way of thinking, you can commit murder and get away with it?
…”I didn’t kill him, then gun did your honor!” Case dismissed.

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derp September 19, 2011 at 01:13 pm

you dont toast toast you toast bread

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pred November 18, 2012 at 12:42 pm

what kind of retard wrote this?

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pred November 18, 2012 at 12:44 pm

will make sense when guns are called killers and they change what toasts the toast from toast to people.

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