Brady Campaign Wants Assault Clips Banned

I’m going to LOL so hard when we find out in a few years that the Brady Campaign is actually a organization set up for the sole purpose of trolling.

What caliber is that even? .45 Colt? No doubt for some of those high capacity cowboy action assault revolver moon clips.

A recent email they sent out:

Hear that guys? We deserve to be protected from these weapons of war!

I love how they just effortlessly jump back and forth between terms like “high capacity clip”, “assault clip”, and “ammunition magazine”. Thank god they specify “ammunition” magazine though.. in the context of that joke of a writeup I would have assumed they were talking about a paper magazine such as MAD.

I agree with him about the 32 bullets in 16 seconds though. That’s only 2 rounds/second!  I demand a much higher RPM for my full auto fun.

Hat tip: Eric

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PFULMTL March 4, 2011 at 02:22 am

This guy must be like 10th level Prestige.

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N. Anderson March 4, 2011 at 08:47 am

Oh, good. All of my high-capacity magazines are for defense, not assault, so this doesn’t apply to me.

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HellBorne March 4, 2011 at 09:07 am

This, like every other protest that has risen from Tucson not only shows that the media and gun-grabbers have no foundation on the nomenclature of a semi-automatic pistol. They choose to make up inflammatory descriptions instead. Though I can say two “good” things about this statement… They did mention the 9 year old girl, who in my opinion is just as important as any other victim. Elected officials are not any better than the rest of us. They also didn’t use the word “Glock” which has come to be synonymous with “gun terrorism”.

Not only was the guy a terrible shot as witnessed by … “spray and pray” (see I can write biased catch phrases too), but obviously didn’t have the skills to reload.

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J.Hinnenkamp March 4, 2011 at 09:11 am

For anyone to believe there isn’t a viable workaround to only having a ten shot magazine grow up. It’s not the magazine, it’s not the gun, it’s not the calibre of the bullet and it’s not the bullet. It’s bad guys with bad agendas. All of you who believe law abiding citizens with guns are evil or scary should move to Lybia or Somalia right now and see how that’s working. See what happens when a government rises up against it’s citizens. Oh, that couldn’t happen here now could it. Ladies and gentlemen, one of the first things a dictator does is impose gun control. The more extreme the better it is for the dictator. Now back to the law abiding citizen. Why are you scared of law abiding citizens with guns regardless of the “amount of rounds” he/she can carry in the magazine? They abide by the law! If you outlaw guns and accessories you will wind up with only bad guys and the gov’t having them. And that’s supposed to make you feel safer?

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Jared March 4, 2011 at 11:23 am

I don’t understand this logic. No has ever tried to govern vehicles to travel only the posted speed limit. They have never tired to pass legislation to limit food to a specific caloric level.

I guess it is okay for us to accidentally/indirectly kill people but if a small number of people get killed with a firearm then all hell breaks loose.

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bruce bessler March 5, 2011 at 03:36 pm

Doctors kill more people then gun deaths (besides wars) every year yet there are NO Brady groups going after the medical field. And there is no Amendment stating you have a specific right to be a Doctor.

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ck March 4, 2011 at 11:25 am

“WHEN GUNS ARE OUT LAWED……ONLY OUT LAWS WILL HAVE GUNS”!

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ck March 4, 2011 at 11:34 am

Re: Jared,

Have no doubt that the next thing to come is food regulation. It started with Michelle Obama and food in the schools. Next, you go into Mcdonald’s to order your BigMac meal and the cashier say’s”sorry, you’ve exceded your caloric intake for the mont. All I can “leagally” sell you is a salad and a water”.

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Jared March 4, 2011 at 11:56 am

This is off topic and I will probably catch hell for saying this but she is partial right. At least here in Oregon the food in public schools has the nutritional equivalent to deep fried saw dust. If the state and federal government is going to require my child to go to school, then they need to feed them as good if not better than I would feed them at home. I don’t care what anyone says french fries does not count as a serving of vegetables.

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bruce bessler March 5, 2011 at 03:37 pm

kinda already is in Seattle, cant have any of the bad fat in restuarnt foods.

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bruce bessler March 4, 2011 at 11:59 am

Yes ban weapons then only illegals cutting off US citizens heads will have guns. How much has Brady and wife made from this platform? Reagan would be ashamed to have known them.

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coyote March 4, 2011 at 05:28 pm

The evil U.N., Sarah Brady and Paul Helmke “New World Order” plans calls for all guns in the USA to be banned and then confiscated by U.N. gun control secret police ,and then all Americans are to become docile, obedient, “New World Order” slaves. You will comply. Resistance is futile. And all Americans are required to get UN issued “New World Order” bar code tattoos on their forearms and become “New World Order’ slaves!

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pt May 9, 2011 at 09:52 am

get off the meth dude

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coyote March 4, 2011 at 05:35 pm

During WW2, japan had plans to invade America, howver, they were worried that they would have problems because all those Americans owned guns. and that they would fight them!
You know, it makes you wonder that if these gun control/banning groups are secretly being funded by foreign countries, maybe like North Korea, Iran, Russia, China. and Mexico. Am I the only one who has thought of this?
Why would any sane American want all guns in America banned?

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bruce bessler March 4, 2011 at 06:55 pm

A LITTLE GUN HISTORY
In 1929, the Soviet Union established gun control. From 1929 to 1953, about 20 million dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.

In 1911, Turkey established gun control. From 1915 to 1917, 1.5 million Armenians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.

Germany established gun control in 1938 and from 1939 to 1945, a total of 13 million Jews and others who were unable to defend themselves were rounded up and exterminated.

China established gun control in 1935. From 1948 to 1952, 20 million political dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.

Guatemala established gun control in 1964. From 1964 to 1981, 100,000
Mayan Indians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.

Uganda established gun control in 1970. From 1971 to 1979, 300,000 Christians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
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Cambodia established gun control in 1956. From 1975 to 1977, one million educated people, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.

Defenseless people rounded up and exterminated in the 20th Century because of gun control: 56 million.

You won’t see this data on the US evening news, or hear politicians disseminating this information. Guns in the hands of honest citizens save lives and property and, yes, gun-control laws adversely affect only the law-abiding citizens.

Take note my fellow Americans, before it’s too late!

The next time someone talks in favor of gun control, please remind them of this history lesson.

With guns, we are ‘citizens’. Without them, we are ‘subjects’.

During WW II the Japanese decided not to invade America because they knew most Americans were ARMED! If you value your freedom, please spread this anti gun-control message to all of your friends.

The purpose of fighting is to win.
There is no possible victory in defense.
The sword is more important than the shield, and skill is more important than either.
The final weapon is the brain.
All else is supplemental.

SWITZERLAND ISSUES EVERY HOUSEHOLD A GUN!
SWITZERLAND’S GOVERNMENT TRAINS EVERY ADULT THEY ISSUE A RIFLE.
SWITZERLAND HAS THE LOWEST GUN RELATED CRIME RATE OF ANY CIVILIZED COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!!!

IT’S A NO BRAINER!
DON’T LET OUR GOVERNMENT WASTE MILLIONS OF OUR TAX DOLLARS IN AN
EFFORT TO MAKE ALL LAW ABIDING CITIZENS AN EASY TARGET

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Steve March 5, 2011 at 01:41 am

I’ve got an empty light socket in my room that’s brighter than Paul Helmke and the Brady Bunch.

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That one guy March 5, 2011 at 03:18 pm

I could see some merit in this. I mean, glock owners are allready so cool with their fancy square handguns and 32 round magazines. They deserve SOME penalization xD

But for anyone else this is ludicrous. I mean, fuck. My 1911 only holds 7 rounds.

And i wonder how these people would feel about Kel Tec’s new PMR-30. Or would it being a .22 confuse them. If that didn’t, having WMR attached definitely would.

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Rywilly March 5, 2011 at 05:58 pm

“The only people who want to shoot 32 bullets in 16 seconds are the last people who should.” Somehow I don’t think they’ll include police in “the last people who should.” Because when the person using the gun is doing so on behalf of the state “killing as many people as possible as quickly as possible” suddenly becomes a legitimate use of force.

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Ed March 7, 2011 at 12:06 am

Except the police actually need higher capacity magazines to hit anything. Half the time when you hear of a police shoot out it’s something like 80 rounds fired by 5 cops and 4 hits on the bad guy. Where are these extra 76 rounds going?

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Jim April 16, 2011 at 05:47 pm

CHEMTRAILS and INSIDE JOBS kill many more people than guns, this is why they need to ban high speed cars (over 80 MPH), guns, chemtrails and corrupt politicians. Also outlaw crime as well as poisons and sharp knives.

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That one guy April 16, 2011 at 11:47 pm

I really hope you’re being sarcastic brah. :/

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Lizzy Geckowitz May 9, 2011 at 10:35 am

To properly control the population they must ban drinking water. Guns should remain legal and widely available.

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Lizzy Geckowitz May 9, 2011 at 10:37 am

P.S. If “they” will attempt to ban guns in USA, the population will make a revolution and will overthrow such government. Corporation size must be limited to make sure there is no abuse of power.

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