Badass Multipurpose Baton Thing

Pepper spray, baton, light, stun-gun:

If I were a cop and I got issued of of these, the first thing i’d do is mount an ACOG on that rail for long range beatings and precise pepper sprays.

Hopefully the next iteration will have a quadrail, and room for a m203.

You can check out the spec sheet on Aegis’ website – HERE

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That one guy July 21, 2011 at 01:16 am

Long range beatings? How does that work exactly? xD

And this thing needs a name. I dub it the “Ouchkabibble” :P

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bima86 July 21, 2011 at 01:46 am

hahaha.. I was about to ask the same thing?? what’s a long range beatings :D

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Quint July 21, 2011 at 04:34 am

Throw it.

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Kav July 21, 2011 at 01:48 am

I say paintball M203 on the rail.

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Hawk July 21, 2011 at 02:06 am

What, no flashlight/laser sight combo? Unacceptable.

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Ed July 21, 2011 at 03:23 am

ICE Training Company?

Is that video from before he got his tattoos?
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/39/87870292_bcca949e79.jpg

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Josh July 21, 2011 at 12:00 pm

You do realize that your comment has absolutely nothing to do with this post, right?

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Ed July 21, 2011 at 05:54 pm

Yeah it was meant for another post. It was late and I may have been drinking.

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032125 July 22, 2011 at 04:09 pm

Awesome.

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Sid July 21, 2011 at 08:08 am

Is that what the cops in Demolition Man were using?

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Johnny Come Lately July 21, 2011 at 12:31 pm

Glow-Rod Mk1. Have a joy-joy day!

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Jwhite July 21, 2011 at 12:55 pm

HAHAH!!! Old school.

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JonMac July 21, 2011 at 03:05 pm

OK, I’ll be the first to call ‘sex toy’.

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sirkut July 21, 2011 at 04:48 pm

My wife saw the picture and immediately said it looked like a sex toy.

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Jeff July 21, 2011 at 06:21 pm

Ah, I get it, you blind them with the flashlight, go for the neck with the electrodes or a blunt end, and then spritz them in the eyes =P

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032125 July 22, 2011 at 04:11 pm

OK this is ridiculous. That bodyguard glove actually makes sense at this point.

http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2011-06/01/bodyguard

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Tim Ellwood July 25, 2011 at 12:12 pm

But unlike the Bodyguard glove, this was built by someone that has a background “in the field”

“Kenneth J. Stethem, Founder, Chairman and CEO
Stethem is a retired Navy SEAL and Senior Explosive Ordnance Disposal (EOD) technician. He has served on SEAL Team FOUR, SEAL Team EIGHT and the Naval Special Warfare Development Group (NSWDG).”

He is also the brother of the navy diver who was taken off the Highjacked TWA flight 847 who was tortured and killed by Lebanese Shia extremists in 1985

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032125 July 26, 2011 at 01:54 am

And that makes him a better designer? Methinks that’s an argumentum ad verecundiam. Even if we were to ignore the logical fallacy, neither SEALs nor divers use batons, that I have ever heard. I have more time behind a PR-24 than the average SEAL (granted, that’s not saying much) , and that thing looks like a pain in the ass to me. But that’s just my dumb opinion.

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lone survivor July 23, 2011 at 02:32 pm

Where is the laser sight and binoculars. Where is the cell phone atachment?

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