Hickok45 Gallaghers Some Watermelons With His M4

I love the smell of burnt gunpowder and watermelons in the morning:

Some might ask ‘why?’.    I say, ‘why not?’. 

Speaking of the smell, if bath & body works made a burnt gunpowder and watermelons soap i’d buy a lifetime supply.

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frank markson July 26, 2011 at 12:40 am

use your bolt release

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That one guy July 26, 2011 at 05:09 am

“if bath & body works made a burnt gunpowder and watermelons soap i’d buy a lifetime supply.”
It just goes to show. Even manly men cant resist fruity fragrant soap. :3

And this is proof that, weinery as 5.56mm is, it’ll kill the shit out of anything resembling watermelons.
Ermey would be proud :D

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BrokenTrace July 26, 2011 at 07:26 am

Great! Its only a matter of time until The Collation to stop Watermelon violence sees this and has an uprising. :P

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Dillankid July 26, 2011 at 07:47 am

This would be a great way to start the day. Every day.

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That one guy July 26, 2011 at 03:00 pm

Smoke melons erryday?

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Dom July 26, 2011 at 03:41 pm

Last time I checked the “M4” had a 14.5in barrel, knight’s armament rails, A3 flat top, and most important…burst fire.

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John July 26, 2011 at 07:14 pm

Eh, barrel notwithstanding, the thing is fully-automatic, has no forward assist, nor brass deflector. On top of that… there’s more than several M4 iterations with or without the things you mentioned.

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John July 26, 2011 at 07:17 pm

Ah, and the rollmark is a Colt HBAR.

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Dom July 28, 2011 at 06:21 pm

I’m just going by what I had in the Army.

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tony July 26, 2011 at 08:09 pm

I want one!

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lone survivor July 26, 2011 at 08:18 pm

Next time use a 50 Bewulf!
Or a 458 Socom.

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Zach July 28, 2011 at 08:22 pm

I never understood why people feel the need to use food as a shooting target. With so many people in the world going to bed at night still hungry it would make me feel like a dick if I wasted food like this.

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Dave August 3, 2011 at 12:14 pm

It is not an M4. And yes, please use the bolt release.

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