All The Religions Who Allow Gun Ownership Will Be Destroyed

Religions ‘who’? *facepalm*… off to a bad start and you haven’t even watched the video:

Creating a religion to justify your twisted views,  bold move Timothy.   How many Timothean followers do you have so far?  I’ll take a while guess… 0?

I’m not debating guns anymore. In the Timothean religion, it’s against our religion to own guns and all gun owners are excommunicated.

*Sigh* well that’s a shame LOL

What makes this video especially stupid is that anything which could be considered a gun was not even invented until after all these old religions he mentioned were already founded.

You might recognize this guy because I posted about him in the past.  He is the genius that insists The Constitution Allows Vehicular Homicide, justifying his right to kill open carriers with his vehicle.  Make sure you click the link to check out that link too if you haven’t already.

What he should concentrate on is making instructional videos about how to get your name on various watch lists.   He would be a pro at that.

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032125 August 13, 2011 at 12:11 am

Oh man if you’ve never heard of Tim, and assuming you’re into cerebral masochism, you’re in for a delightfully anguishing treat.

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Mr Maigo August 13, 2011 at 01:11 am

Crazy. Old. Hippy.

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Punish3r August 13, 2011 at 01:51 am

This guy is a waste of air.. what a shit bag!

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Punish3r August 13, 2011 at 01:54 am

PS in case you missed it here is his contact info so you can send him a bunch of spam and free samples of tampax and shit:

GoTimothy@aol.com
http://www.Timothean.org
1-248-906-4637
305-848-8888

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Frank August 13, 2011 at 06:00 pm

Holy **** this is awesome!
:D

Sign him up for magazines, Mormons, and Jehovah Witnesses.

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ozwald August 14, 2011 at 08:46 pm

this is a bad idea. he seems like an unstable type. i’d feel bad if some unsuspecting missionaries were harmed. instead… boxes.

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ryan August 13, 2011 at 07:36 am

I think the Mayors office of New Haven, Ct must be this religion. My brother got hit in the face by a few guys walking to a Japanese restaurant 2 weeks ago. I guess they were trying to mug him, but he pulled his gun and they ran. The cops told him that if it happened to one of them, people would have left in body bags. The Mayor’s office said he should not of resisted and they don’t advice anyone doing what he did. Mined you he was actually getting hit in the face, and earlier that night a guy ended up in the hospital when he was jumped by 3 guys that fit the same description.

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Dillankid August 17, 2011 at 12:33 pm

Glad your brother is safe. That’s a good story of why people should safely carry, open or concealed.

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Dillankid August 17, 2011 at 12:37 pm

My brother got jumped by six kids when he was 17, so too young to carry. He was just walking from the door to the car and they taunted him until one of them rabbit punched him and knocked him out cold. They proceeded to beat him while he was unconscious, chipping teeth and bloodying up his face until a couple cart pushers saw what was going on and came to help. They never got caught. A gun on his hip and it never would’ve happened. He’s 20 now and carries :-)

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Jared C August 13, 2011 at 10:41 am

Herp Derp.

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HMPlatinum August 13, 2011 at 10:58 am

What a goob.

“He who draws the sword…” What book is this guy reading?
“He who LIVES by the sword…”, is correct.

commandment, quote, “do not kill” endquote… I have to ask again, wtf?
The KJV says, “Thou shalt not kill.” but even that is an improper, PC, translation.
The original says, “Thou shalt not MURDER”, or kill WITH ANGER.

Don’t forget to HATE GUN OWNERS.
I reiterate, GOOB.

Epic facepalm.

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Linoge August 13, 2011 at 12:53 pm

I have to wonder… is he a finely-tuned troll, or does he really expect people to take him seriously?

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That one guy August 13, 2011 at 02:51 pm

“it’s against our religion to own guns and all gun owners are excommunicated.”

So when someone invades, zombies happen, or we’re all drafted into war, i guess he’s gonna just throw himself at the enemy. Or when a burglar breaks in he just gives him what he wants, huddles in a corner, and hopes he lives.

I sincerely hope this guy has no kids or a waifu.

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Josh August 15, 2011 at 03:05 pm

I sincerely hope this guy has no kids…

A morbidly obese convicted sex offender with obvious mental problems who looks like a 60 year-old homeless man… I’m guessing women aren’t lining up to breed with him.

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James August 13, 2011 at 02:55 pm

This guys a nut, makes me laugh.

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Josh August 13, 2011 at 05:12 pm

Everything about this is laughable.

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Legacy August 13, 2011 at 07:34 pm

I sincerely hope this man is trolling. Otherwise, I may just lose what little faith in humanity I have left.

Oh, and the attached “troll life” photo made my entire week.

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AZRon August 13, 2011 at 07:59 pm

I’d rather have a beer with this lunatic than somebody claiming to be on our side and calling legal OC’s “retards”.
The wannabe “Punish3r” = Punk a&& a&&hole.
At least Timmy,Timmy,Tim,Tim would be good for a laugh. Mr. 7 balls Punish3r would probably beat me senseless, since I’m a retard.

A%%hole.

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That one guy August 14, 2011 at 04:03 am

Dont be jealous because he’s got 7 balls to your one and a half :3

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ozwald August 13, 2011 at 08:31 pm

http://www.homefacts.com/offender-detail/MI12099427/Timothy-Allen-Campbell.html

Offense/Statute: Criminal Sexual Conduct – 4th Degree – Victim Between 13-16
Date Convicted: 12 June 2001

just sayin’

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Vhyrus August 13, 2011 at 11:29 pm

Now I get it. He doesn’t like guns cause HE CAN’T OWN THEM! CASE CLOSED!

Btw somebody better check his basement. I thought I heard a girls voice down there yelling “Help! hes coming back!”

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Legacy August 13, 2011 at 11:37 pm

+ freaking 1. I applaud you good sir.

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RWC August 15, 2011 at 02:35 pm

Great find.

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RWC August 15, 2011 at 02:46 pm

Hold on, that isn’t him, is it?

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45er August 13, 2011 at 08:47 pm

Lots and lots of contradiction there, Timmy ol’ boy. Nothing like violating Commandment number one right off the bat by naming a religion after yourself. Oh yeah, and the basic idea of love thy neighbor, but hate the ones you disagree with is an awesome tenet of a new religion. BTW, I’d love to hear how he plans to eradicate gun owners. That would be a fascinating plan; a bunch of pacifists eradicating trained and prepared gun owners.

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Vhyrus August 13, 2011 at 11:30 pm

He’s not going to do it, his GOD (which obviously recognizes him and the one true messiah) will do it for them!

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Vhyrus August 13, 2011 at 11:39 pm

Here this will make you feel better. Heres a little snippet from his site. Apparently hes afraid of any metal that moves. This is a little piece about a teenager who was injured in a car accident. Its the car’s fault, donchano!

“As many are brainwashed into believing that accident victims become multi-millionaires from lawsuits they are wrong. The Bible says eye for a eye. To guarantee not one is injured by car accident or work. The CEO’s of the automobile manufacturers, should have paid Ashlyn Schaffer 1 trillion dollars or they should of had their spine cut. Not for Ashlyn Schaffer’s benefit, but for the thousands who will be injured because the automobile industry is allowed to stay in business and make a profit. Henry Ford and his children live in castles as Ashlyn struggles in a wheelchair.

I will donate One Thousand Dollars to be used Towards Lawyer Fees to make sure the automobile manufacturers pay Ashlyn Schaffer one trillion dollars, or get their spinal cord cut as the Bible demands. It’s their Choice. The automobile manufacturers knew that was not God’s will to manufacture cars. The Amish told them that 50 years ago. If they do not want to use the check for this lawsuit they can return it to me and I will give it to someone else. “

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45er August 14, 2011 at 10:20 am

As I sit at my computer and, oh wait. Damn Amish! Foiled again!

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Cameron August 14, 2011 at 09:25 am

“We’ll turn Jews against Muslims, Muslims against Christians…”

So this religion has been in power since the start of religions?

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Cameron August 14, 2011 at 09:35 am

Also, a few more things.

One, does this guy actually have followers? Because if he does I’m turning a gun on myself.

Two, how can this guy claim that as a legitimate religion that follows the Ten Commandments, they have to hate everybody that’s not them? Wouldn’t that violate the “Respect Thy Neighbour” commandment?

Three, what about the gun owners that just use it to kill tin cans and paper targets, do they count under his hate banner?

I need to leave this video I’m getting an aneurysm.

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Josh August 14, 2011 at 11:54 am

How many Timothean followers do you have so far?

He appears to have a whopping 4 friends on Facebook!

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002728078307&ref=pb

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That one guy August 14, 2011 at 11:39 pm

Sent him a message on youtube asking him to have a look at what all y’all are saying. Let’s see what he has to say to, i dont know, regular gun loving people.

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Ski August 15, 2011 at 12:50 am

This can only end with a badly written wall of text. Just saying.

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Legacy August 15, 2011 at 03:20 am

Or another brain damaging video.

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That one guy August 15, 2011 at 04:20 am

That’s one defensive wall of text i wanna read. However, it doesn’t look like he willingly talks to people outside of his little fantasy world. So i guess it wont happen :C

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GoTimothy August 15, 2011 at 11:00 am

lol lunitics

I have saved a copy of this page for Congress, to show them what lunatics gunowners are and why we need to put them on FEMA trains two giant concentration camps.

Only a well regulated militia has a right to bear arms and only for the purpose of securing a free state. Free against gun nut lunatics.

The scary thing is, you people think you’re normal.

Timothy Campbell

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Vhyrus August 15, 2011 at 01:03 pm

Im simply going to state that we in point of fact did watch your video and took time to hear your point of view, even though we disagree with it. I ask now that you watch this simple clip (not made by myself, obviously) that explains in less than a minute why you are wrong in your interpretation of the second amendment.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GNu7ldL1LM[/url]

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Vhyrus August 15, 2011 at 01:13 pm

I think the most fascinating part of your political stance is you truly believe that the Government is evil and out to get you, FEMA runs secret concentration camps, our water is poisoned, our food is cancerous, 9/11 was an inside job, the moon landing was fake, and yet despite your overwhelming belief that the man is trying to keep you down, you WANT them to take away YOUR (as in you personally) only true ability to defend your own self from them. Please I genuinely beg you to explain that to me. Im not being facetious or condescending I genuinely want to know how you can rationalize these two beliefs.

While were at it, since we did in fact watch your video and listen to your point of views (although you failed to convince us) I have a video that, in less than 1 minute, debunks your interpretation of the second amendment. If you could please watch and respond to it I would love to hear your rationalization.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GNu7ldL1LM

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RWC August 15, 2011 at 02:37 pm

Is pedophilia allowed in the Timothean religion? Did they just not understand back in 2001?

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Linoge August 16, 2011 at 05:39 am

Let me guess – you think you are normal, right?

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Josh August 16, 2011 at 10:16 am

Undoubtedly, an important part of having a serious mental illness is not having the mental wherewithal to realize that you are ill.

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Josh August 15, 2011 at 12:22 pm

The scary thing is, you people think you’re normal.

The scary thing is people like you are running around with a clear need for mental health services and medication. If the world weren’t full of murderers, rapists, and thieves, we wouldn’t need to keep firearms for personal protection. But how else are we supposed to protect our children from pedophiles like yourself?

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RWC August 15, 2011 at 02:33 pm

Cool. Does he call us reetarts again?

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RWC August 15, 2011 at 02:52 pm

Well, it’s not just guns….

“Ashlyn Schaffer, a 17-year-old Romeo Heights school student, was seriously injured in an automobile accident in March. She suffered a spinal cord injury that paralyzed her from the waste down.

As many are brainwashed into believing that accident victims become multi-millionaires from lawsuits they are wrong. The Bible says eye for a eye. To guarantee not one is injured by car accident or work. The CEO’s of the automobile manufacturers, should have paid Ashlyn Schaffer 1 trillion dollars or they should of had their spine cut. Not for Ashlyn Schaffer’s benefit, but for the thousands who will be injured because the automobile industry is allowed to stay in business and make a profit. Henry Ford and his children live in castles as Ashlyn struggles in a wheelchair. “

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GoTimothy August 15, 2011 at 09:07 pm
ENDO-Mike August 15, 2011 at 10:06 pm

Once again, completely rational and well collected thoughts. Troll harder bro. My patience is wearing thin with you, but I decided to post about that video, scheduled for midnight tonight.

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Ski August 15, 2011 at 10:23 pm

Dude, I rarely engage with trolls in “teh intarwebz” but I have to know. Have you ever even READ the constitution? There’s no mention of self defense anywhere. There is however a right to bear arms “of the people” specifically mentioned.

Also no one is out to get you. No one wants to hurt you. You’re not important enough. Get off your high horse and go get a job. If you can talk that much you can say “Would you like fries with that?”

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Tommy August 19, 2011 at 05:37 pm

http://s891.photobucket.com/albums/ac120/MilitantPIG/GoGoTimmy/?action=view&current=SHTFReligion.mp4

It’s hard to tell this is even butchered is still so fucked up… lol

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Josh August 19, 2011 at 05:44 pm

I couldn’t watch the whole thing because it’s as choppy and filled with stutter-like pauses as his actual videos. And I can’t say that it makes any more sense than his videos, but it certainly doesn’t make less sense than his videos.

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Tommy August 19, 2011 at 06:01 pm

It makes abous as much sense of his regular videos, lol. A whole lot of gibberish.
The laugh track was a kicker though.

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Ashram September 18, 2011 at 04:50 pm

The alleged age of GoTimothy is 53 years according to his YouTube account whereas the sex offender record indicates a date of birth of October 10, 1975.

To explain the discrepancy:

It is possible that the name “Timothy Allen Campbell” for GoTimothy may be an alias.

It is possible that GoTimothy may be a different person who coincidentally shares the same name as the individual on the sex offender registry.

It is also possible that GoTimothy may actually be registered and have given a false date of birth for his YouTube account to allow for the higher age indication. The fact that he had a phone number using a Macomb County area code might give credence to the possibility of this individual being the one who’s been registered as a sex offender.

However, I cannot be conclusive. More information would be needed to better establish the identity and history of this individual.

There was one phone number (906-4634) that I could find that had two area codes (586 area code and 248 area code). Another phone number was also found: 586-510-1008. I believe the 586 area code may no longer be in use for the 906-4634 number so the 248 area code may be the one that’s current. The 510-1008 number may be out of service. The 586 area code indicates Macomb Country, Michigan whereas the 248 area code indicates Oakland County, Michigan.

He may likely reside within the State of Michigan within or in proximity to the Detroit Metro area.

Reading through his website, his “Timothean” religion appears to be a splinter faction of Christianity, albeit a very obscure one. The basis of the religion under the “Gospel of Timothy” does seem to follow similar patterns to other forms of cultist ideology within the same lines as David Koresh (who was originally Vernon Wayne Howell before a legal name change) and Marshall Applewhite. Obviously, GoTimothy as gone so far as to establish a religion named after himself, confirming a significant level of narcissism. The leader of the movement assumes what may be regarded as an authoritarian theologist in the religion, where the founder of the religion is the only source of “truth” and that he is the only way to “salvation” and other forms of self-serving grandiosity. It is also asserted that what GoTimothy may learn could change and a condition to being a first level Timothean is to believe “at least 70% of what Timothy says.” So, essentially, if Timothy changes something in his belief, first level followers must be in line with the change for at least 70% of the belief without question. Higher level followers must have a higher percentage of agreement. This further establishes the authoritarian theology aspect of the religion and GoTimothy’s narcissism.

His website at http://www.angelfire.com/oz/gotimothy/become.htm contains more information about GoTimothy that helps to paint a clearer picture about the kind of person GoTimothy is. Disturbing aspects of his personality are revealed in his writings there, including a paranoid belief in conspiracy against his life by AT&T/SBC.

Another telling aspect of himself and his religion, which consists of seven levels, follows:

“To Join first level Timothean’s, Fill in your E-mail and click. The only requirement for Joining first level, is to believe at least 70% of what Timothy says. Timothy reserves his right to change his beliefs as he learns.”

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