Membership In The Pen15 Club Canceled

As Chandler residents Joshua Seto, 27, and his fiancée, Cara Christopher, walked over to a Fry’s Food Store for refreshments, he tried securing her pink handgun in the front waistband of his pants.

The gun fired, striking Seto’s penis and continuing through his left thigh. The bleeding started immediately and was heavy, according to police dispatch recordings released Sunday.

 

Full story – HERE

If you don’t pay your membership dues they get you one way or another.

I guess they didn’t like the threat Joshua made when the club called him a few days earlier:

I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for the dues, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my Pen15 club membership dues go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

^ shamelessly adapted from Liam Neeson in the amazin 2008 movie Taken.

  • Joshua Seto – 0
  • Pen15 club – 1
Hat tip: Mark M
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Frank August 14, 2011 at 01:23 am

This guy fails worse than The Price Is Right fail horn.

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Vhyrus August 14, 2011 at 01:44 am

“………..He could be charged with weapons violations.”

Wow, I hope he doesn’t. That would be….

….a really dick move for the DA.

(YYEEEAAAAAAHHHH!!!)

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McKay August 14, 2011 at 02:02 am

You know we all shoulda seen that coming.

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That one guy August 14, 2011 at 04:01 am

See, this is why i love men who actually know a thing or two about guns. Because it lessens the chance that shit like this will happen. And it’s kind of a deal-breaker when you dont have a penis because you shot it off.

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kbiel August 15, 2011 at 01:30 am

Darwin award winner! You don’t have to die to win, you just have to lose your ability to spread your genes.

The stupidest part is that this is AZ where you can carry any way you want legally without a license and he stil choose the most idiotic way to do so.

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Jwhite August 15, 2011 at 01:14 pm

LOL. Its called a holster dude. Use it.

As for the people in the news report. Thankfully they mostly shared the same opinion. Learn how to handle a firearm, and its his fault for being an ass hat. Good. I’m glad to hear the news interviewed people who support responsibility and safe handling, rather than your typical “Guns are bad” retards.

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mmasse August 15, 2011 at 02:52 pm

“Honey if you didn’t want to have sex tonight all you had to do is tell me. Shooting your dick off is a little extreme don’t you think.”

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Antibubba August 15, 2011 at 08:57 pm

The Freudians are having a field day with this one.

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