Vipers Academy A.K.A. Mall Ninja University.
Let me walk you through a couple of videos…
1) Shows how to stop someone within arms reach from shooting you
Good in theory, if you are dealing with some stationary halfwit slowpoke that isn’t really planning on taking your life. Otherwise I don’t see how these would work.
2) Threat Management Center Training Tour
A real mall ninja playground. They’re even training a mall ninjette! I’m still not entirely sure these aren’t parody videos… but moving on…
3) Flipping a gun on your attacker
More mall ninjettes at the beginning. The dude at 0:42 looks like he wants to hit the instructor so bad when he keeps getting told his not doing it right LOL
4) Napolean Dynamite would be jealous of the mad skills displayed by these operators. It’s just too bad they weren’t hitting some sweet jumps on their bikes while maintaining a shooting platform. One of the best videos in the set for LOLz
If you watch the videos, it’s almost like the people in them are not “in on the joke”.
Even their website has a real mall ninja special operator feel to it – HERE
They operate out of Detroit! Coincidence that Robocop is from Detroit?
As always, make sure to save the vids, because the last little while I’ve had a good track record of embarrassing people/companies into removing their own vids and then none of you get to see them.
Hat tip: Jacob R & Ryan H