Most Tactical Loadout Ever

This guy knows tactical:

Tri-magazine change!

From the guy that brought us the most tactical AR-15 ever.

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RRix August 20, 2011 at 01:15 am

I have to say I loved the video… it was perfectly on TARGET, for showing the mindset of of Tacti-Cool methods out there.
Very tongue in cheek video.
I really loved the Miller Time. Should have been using a Galil ARM which did have a bottle opener built into the handguard.
Gut check. Yes, I am aware many countries have bottled water with bottle caps like beer bottles. Not the plastic bottles with screw tops we are currently used to encountering.

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Frank August 20, 2011 at 01:20 am

Holy crap, that bottle opener should be standard equipment. I’d rather have that than a bi-pod on a 556/223 rifle (16″ barrel).

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RRix August 20, 2011 at 01:28 am

Frank,
The Galil ARM model did have both, and the the bipod had a wire-cutter feature. Basically it was a Valmet AK modified by the Isrealis to suit them. Great gun, but heavy. Came with a thirty-five round magazine, folding stock and ambidextrous safety.

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Vhyrus August 20, 2011 at 02:52 am

Tactical… SPINE DISLOCATION!

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That one guy August 20, 2011 at 04:22 am

Tactical hydration is a water-backpack thingy they use in iraq :3

And that triple magazine is stupid. He obviously has never seen them side-by-side magazine attacher thingamajiggers. You can attach up to three together, and it’s faster (and even more tactical) than that bullcrap.

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johnnyrebâ„¢ August 20, 2011 at 09:36 am

Heh … that would make a good ‘Laff ‘o the day’ post !

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Josh August 20, 2011 at 10:54 am

That was so stupid it was hilarious. I started laughing when the camera backed out to show the giant pile of brass. The rail-mounted bottle opener was awesome, and the second bipod on the left side of the weapon – clever. What about the tactical flashlight? Who the hell even owns one of those? Those things are worthless.

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Josh August 20, 2011 at 11:08 am

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention the bandoleer of shotgun shells! Where’s the tactical shotgun?

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That one guy August 23, 2011 at 04:50 am

Those aren’t shotgun shells. They’re shotgun shells. With the insides removed and other stuff put in em :D

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ExurbanKevin August 20, 2011 at 12:47 pm

I’m pretty certain I saw him (or a reasonable facsimile thereof) at the last three gun match I went to.

And the careful, controlled shots from prone into a target that’s three yards away was the kicker.

Although you’re not REALLY tactical until you do a triple C-Mag change…

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Frank August 20, 2011 at 04:36 pm

Triple C-Mag change, while drinking that is to say.

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45er August 20, 2011 at 01:58 pm

*giggle*

Love the tactical duct tape.

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Ed August 20, 2011 at 03:16 pm

I like this guy’s videos. He pokes fun at all of the people who actually think this way, but still finds time and money to accumulate a bunch of gear for shits and giggles. We have too much in common.

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ExurbanKevin August 20, 2011 at 11:53 pm

(Cue Mexican guitar music)

He sees the world in shades of black and white. And Flat Dark Earth.
His butterfly knives have bee stingers.
His zip code, phone number and Social Security Number all end in “5.11”.

He is… The Most Tactical Man In The World.

“I don’t always shoot rifles, but when I do, I prefer AR-15’s. Stay on target, my friends.”

(fade to black)

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Sid August 22, 2011 at 12:57 pm

Even his misses are lethal at 1000 yards. Stay on target my friends.

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Dillankid August 22, 2011 at 03:07 pm

“His butterfly knives have bee stingers.”
-I almost pissed myself laughing at that…thanks.

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RS August 20, 2011 at 07:59 pm

Great, there was an actual gun under all that stuff.

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tom August 20, 2011 at 08:09 pm

Where’s the gun?

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Hrachya Hayrapetyan August 21, 2011 at 03:15 am

This guy needs an accessory attached to the rifle which’ll let to hold the open bottle :):):)
Also he definitely needs 2 bottles of beer attached together (bottom to bottom) with tape … Tactical Bottle ! :) :)

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Philip August 22, 2011 at 06:47 am

the shot shell bandoleer is the best

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That Guy August 22, 2011 at 07:43 am

I LOLed at the range to target.

And the Tactical shorts.

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David August 23, 2011 at 05:55 am

This guy is hilarious.

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