Lingerie Models And Guns

By a lingerie company called Damaris:

Maybe I’m slow this morning, but I really have no idea what the “story” is.   The car scenes?  What do they signify?  Ugh art boggles my mind sometime…

Also, *rant about trigger discipline goes here*

I googled Damaris so I could put a link in here… their actual website is www.damaris.co.uk, but the #1 search result for the name came up with “Damaris: An educational charity with a Christian foundation” hahaha

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Poppy October 17, 2011 at 12:33 am

Y’know Mike, old buddy old pal, when I voiced my complaint in two of your previous posts (“Clowns vs. Mimes” & “Chicks, with all their clothes on, With Guns”) that this site offers very little in regards to masturbatory material, I thought my cries had fallen on deaf ears.

I was mistaken. You not only did you hear me Mike, but you delivered. Oh Lord you delivered.

You may have taken my anime tentacle porn Mom, but you’ll never take my Gun Blogs! BWHAHAHA!

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Austin October 18, 2011 at 03:02 pm

I know EXACTLY what you mean.

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Poppy October 18, 2011 at 03:49 pm

This guy, this fuckin’ guy, he gets me. We’re like two peas in a pod, two bros in a frat, two men, REAL fuckin’ men. Men who have needs, MAN needs. Needs that must be met at a regular basis lest we lose our minds and commit several felonies in a libido-induced rage.

Man cannot live on gun-blogs alone, bro. He needs TITS. And ASS.

And said TITS and ASS must be available at all times. ‘Cause if I need some dat ASS I can’t be bothered to buy a skin-mag, type in a porn site’s URL, or talk to real girl (I may be a manly man amongst men, but I ain’t no miracle worker). I need it right now! Whether I be browsing this site or be sitting in a Burger King, when I get that “itch” I need to “scratch” it immediately. We guys need a constant stream of babes to stay sane.

So thank you, bro in the war for the universal presence of TITS in all media, for understanding my plight. When we win, real men will no longer live in fear. The fear that if they visit the library or their favorite gun-blog, there won’t be anything to jerk it to should the need arise.

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Vhyrus October 17, 2011 at 02:15 am

Kind of had a “James Bond opening sequence” feel to it.

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Dennis October 17, 2011 at 04:46 am

There sure are a lot of credits for video where nothing happens.

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bikeman October 17, 2011 at 06:50 am

I don’t think I caught anyone listed as a “writer” in the credits. That might explain it. lots of SFX guys, not writers…

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overkill556x45 October 17, 2011 at 08:08 am

I thought somebody spiked my coffee for a second. Glad you guys seem to have seen the same thing.

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Josh October 17, 2011 at 10:03 am

If there was supposed to be some point to that video, it has completely escaped me. If you hadn’t told me it was from a lingerie company, I never would have said, “Oh, they’re advertising lingerie.”

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Alien426 October 17, 2011 at 02:12 pm

The music seems very much inspired by the Meet Joe Black soundtrack by Thomas Newman (Yes).

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Caltrop October 17, 2011 at 02:17 pm

What. The. Hell? Those crazy Europeans. I guess sex IS violent.

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032125 October 17, 2011 at 04:55 pm

Artsy-fartsy garbage. And frankly those asses are flat and unappealing, and the lingerie looks idiotic. The guns got me a little excited.

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Josh October 17, 2011 at 05:22 pm

It is artsy-fartsy, and I’ll bet that there isn’t a whole lot of overlap between “guys who like artsy-fartsy garbage” and “guys who like guns.” Not as much, anyway, as the overlap between “guys who like artsy-fartsy garbage” and “guys who like penis.”

They need to work on their marketing research.

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Vhyrus October 17, 2011 at 06:58 pm

I would assume that the overlap between “guys who like guns” and “guys who like girls” is quite high though.

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Poppy October 17, 2011 at 08:05 pm

Only if the girls in question are being penetrated by tentacles.

Regular stuff doesn’t do it for me anymore.

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032125 October 17, 2011 at 07:29 pm

I don’t think they were targeting guys at all; I think this was meant to be “controversial” artsy, just to stir the pot and get exposure. UK isn’t exactly a happy place for shooters, and I’ll wager that the dodo who conceived this views firearms as savage and primal and scary; more symbols of rage than tools for specific tasks.

What I get out of the video is that she’s stressed from work, so she “cuts loose” by putting on stupid undies and letting out her primal rage via evil scary guns…ooooh…controversial….

*facepalm*

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Toadstone October 17, 2011 at 06:32 pm

Chick needs to go eat a hamburger. Seriously.

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cmblake6 October 18, 2011 at 05:38 am

A touch thin for my taste, but still…Hot Chicks With Guns!

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Sid October 19, 2011 at 07:42 am

I have watched this video all night and I still don’t see any guns.

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