How To Get The Attention Of Child Protective Services

Step 1 –  Have kids

Step 2 – Do everything in this video with them, and upload it to YouTube:

  • Getting your kids to swear?
  • Swearing at your kids?
  • Treating weapons (presumably unloaded) like toys?  Bayonets even are affixed on a couple of them.
  • Whore? Bastard? Asshole? MFer? That girl doesn’t look a day over 10.

Maybe I was just raised differently but everything about the video makes me cringe.

For those that don’t know, the video is from blog commentor Juan-A-Be-The-Luchador and owner of the blog Guns For Everyone.  We exchanged a couple of emails in the past, and he seems like a good guy but this video has my WTF meter reading 11.

Also, i’m not very worldly but I have no idea what that Mexican (wrestling?) mask bit is supposed to be.  If that’s a joke too, someone explain it to me.

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Poppy October 24, 2011 at 12:59 am

Gonna be honest I read the post BUT DID NOT watch the video.

Although it would seem as though someone watched Kick-Ass and thought, “Hmmmmm, I wish my kids could be like that.”

And so he did.

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Frank October 24, 2011 at 01:20 am

@Poppy, wtf, y u no watch video?

@Mike, this is no where nearly as bad as some of your recent posts, such as along side of the highway or cokeman.

As far as I’m concerned, I’d like to see the kids interviewed and asked how they felt about making this video, and if they felt they were in danger. There is a lot of things we probably don’t see on video. Editing says a lot too… So really it just depends on how you feel about these things, and other factors such as if you live in California or not.

Though I thought 5:25 and on was cute. Dumpster-wrestler-kid struggling with the weight of a mosin(?).

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Official Juan-A-Be October 25, 2011 at 01:28 pm

That response is up.

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Ryo Ohki October 24, 2011 at 07:37 am

My creepy app just locked up.

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Ryo Ohki October 24, 2011 at 08:05 am

The entire video is a real concern but (7:12) crosses the line.

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Jeff October 24, 2011 at 10:32 am

Wow, any credibility with his blog has to be destroyed with that abortion. I know there are people that think the internet restricts certain groups from having a voice (net neutrality). This proves them wrong. Even f-tards have freedom to post stuff to the public.

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Josh October 24, 2011 at 12:55 pm

This guy sounds like he’s drunk throughout the whole video.

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Juan A Be The Luchador October 24, 2011 at 01:46 pm

HAHAHAHAHA! Thanks for the post man.

This is not Juan-A-Be posting, it is his partner, El Bombardero.

These kids swear like mexican narcos, I’ve seen it first hand. They are also some of the most well behaved kids I have ever been around. They do what they are told, they’re nice, they are respectful and they treat each other better than most siblings I have interacted with. Hell, they are better than my kids. Juan A Be is one of the most upstanding guys I know. And no, he doesn’t drink, never has.

The guns were safety checked before the video was shot. His kids are more responsible with weapons than most adults I’ve shot with.

The point of the video, the entire YT channel, and the blog is to create a place where people don’t have to be so serious about gun culture. We make sure we are safe, but we don’t feel the need to conform to some traditional attitude that in order to be a gun guy, you must also have a 12 foot pole shoved firmly up your ass. We just want to have a good time.

Obviously that alienates a lot of people. We understand that people don’t like what we do. But that’s cool. We don’t need to please everyone.

Thanks again for posting our video. Any press is good press!

Salud Amigos!

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Poppy October 24, 2011 at 05:16 pm

I don’t care if you’ve checked to see if a firearm is unloaded or not, the golden rules of firearms safety are set in stone, especially when dealing with children:

Always treat the gun as loaded.
Always keep the gun pointed in a safe direction.
Always keep your finger straight and off the trigger until you are ready to shoot.

It’s ’cause of stuff like this that kids end up shooting each on accident. Which pleases the liberals to no end.
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“The point of the video, the entire YT channel, and the blog is to create a place where people don’t have to be so serious about gun culture… but we don’t feel the need to conform to some traditional attitude that in order to be a gun guy, you must also have a 12 foot pole shoved firmly up your ass. We just want to have a good time. ”

Yeah, I hate those stuck-up assholes. The guys who’re always nagging me about “gun safety,” “trigger discipline,” and not open carrying around elementary schools. Man, why can’t more gun nuts treat their weapons like toys and give ’em to their kids?

Have you ever considered that it’s better to be perceived as a group of hard-ass, safety paranoid nuts than as belligerent douche-canoes?

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Ernest Young October 24, 2011 at 05:19 pm

I’m with poppy here. Guns can be fun, but this is WAY too far (it’s not even funny either). Stuff like this just gives Anti-Gunners (like the Bradey campaign) ammo.

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Frank October 24, 2011 at 05:53 pm

Brady or not. It sounds kind of fishy to me that Poppy would make the claims he makes, and yet he has gone on the record to claim that he owns ZERO firearms. That’s fishy in my opinion.

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Poppy October 24, 2011 at 06:22 pm

Dude, shut the fuck up about my lack of gun ownership already. I DO NOT HAVE THE MONEY TO PAY FOR FIREARMS. I live in a college dorm and receive ONE weekly stipend of $100 from my parents for food and toiletries. Guns are literally at the bottom on my list of fiscal priorities.

Not only that, but before college I was living with my parents who happened to own one rifle (AR-15), one shotgun (Mossberg 500 20 gauge), and three pistols (a Kimber Springfield .45, Beretta M92FS, an a Sig Sauer .380). I had abso-fucking-lutely no rational reason to purchase a firearm for myself because my parents allowed me unrestricted access to their collection. I got to take the weapons to the range and clean ’em pretty much whenever I wanted to.

Oh, and tell me how anything in my previous argument is undermined by the fact that I don’t have a firearm in my immediate vicinity. Are the Golden Rules of gun safety no longer valid? Or do you think that I’ve never, ever communicated with another gun-nut in my entire life?

Seriously, I don’t care if you’re trolling or what. Just stop, it’s not funny, just really annoying.

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Josh October 24, 2011 at 08:26 pm

…and three pistols (a Kimber Springfield .45, Beretta M92FS, an a Sig Sauer .380)…

Wow, a Kimber Springfield .45? That sounds more awesome than my Colt Remington .38 special. And a Beretta M92FS… is that what happens if a military M9 and a 92FS procreate?

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Poppy October 24, 2011 at 08:32 pm

No, I meant a 92FS, a bit of a mistake on my behalf. My Dad’s in the military and he calls it one thing, while I call it the other. So I’ve started referring to it as an amalgamation of both names.

It’s a Springfield, I feel really stupid ’cause I couldn’t remember which it was. Meant to put a slash in there. Good God I feel dumb.

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quint October 24, 2011 at 08:34 pm

Dunno bout a “kimber springfeild” but I have seen the 92 listed as a model 92, so M92fs could be considered correct.

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Poppy October 24, 2011 at 08:37 pm

That’s nothing, our AR-15 is an Izhmash model. Super cool.

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Josh October 24, 2011 at 08:52 pm

At some point you need to realize that you are your own person and you should stop referring to your parents’ possessions as “ours” and realize that they are “theirs.” But, good for you that daddy lets you play with his guns.

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Poppy October 24, 2011 at 08:58 pm

Force of habit.

It’s the same as when a ten-year-old says “hey Billy, want to come over to my house after school?” Even though his parents are the ones who own the house. But since all members of the family use it, it’s referred to collectively as “ours.”

And all of the weapons (‘cept the 9mm) were bought by my mommy. So you’re wrong in that regard! HAHAHA!

Oh wait. I think that actually makes it worse.

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Josh October 24, 2011 at 09:09 pm

It’s the same as when a ten-year-old says “hey Billy, want to come over to my house after school?” Even though his parents are the ones who own the house. But since all members of the family use it, it’s referred to collectively as “ours.”

But a ten year old can’t have his own house. When you’re old enough to drive, you get your own car, and you don’t refer to your parents’ car as “our car.”

I don’t want to get too involved in this though – you probably need to concentrate on some homework, and you probably need to put a call in to mommy so she can tuck you in over the phone…

Frank October 24, 2011 at 10:32 pm

+1 million.

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Juan A Be The Luchador October 25, 2011 at 09:25 am

“Have you ever considered that it’s better to be perceived as a group of hard-ass, safety paranoid nuts than as belligerent douche-canoes?”

no

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Josh October 25, 2011 at 09:36 am

Of course you haven’t considered that; that’s how you belligerent douch-canoes operate – unencumbered by higher thought processes.

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Josh October 25, 2011 at 09:38 am

I missed an “e” there… that should have been “douche” canoes

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Juan A Be The Luchador October 25, 2011 at 04:25 pm

Thanks for the clarification.

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Juan A Be The Luchador October 25, 2011 at 04:30 pm

Like I said, 12 foot pole, firmly up your ass.

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Poppy October 25, 2011 at 05:23 pm

Can you please explain to us what you mean by “12 foot pole, firmly up your ass”?

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El Bombardero October 27, 2011 at 01:30 pm

You’re what, 19? Maybe 20? You are way to young to be this up tight.

Ya’ll need to calm down. 330 million people in this country, and you are devoting your time and energy to bitching on the internet about 1 of those people.

Chillax breh, life is not srs bznes.

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Poppy October 27, 2011 at 01:54 pm

Good God, your argument is absolutely brilliant. Do I have your permission to rephrase it for use when I become a lawyer?

“Your Honor, I demand these charges be dismissed. I know my client robbed a Burger King, but there are 311 million people in the United States. Don’t you think it’s a waste of time to focus on just one guy?”

OR

“There are 7 billion people in they world, therefore I am immune to criticism.”

You see, there may be hundreds of millions of people in this here United States of America, but that doesn’t make your video any less stupid OR embarrassing.

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Ernest Young October 25, 2011 at 05:56 pm

you seem to be a big fan of things “up the ass”. -wink-

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Ernest Young October 25, 2011 at 05:56 pm

^ Mr.Jaun that is ^

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Jeff October 24, 2011 at 03:35 pm

The swearing this was over the top, you gotta admit.

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Juan A Be The Luchador October 25, 2011 at 09:27 am

Over the top is just how we roll

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David October 24, 2011 at 03:46 pm

Yeah… couldn’t watch that.

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Ernest Young October 24, 2011 at 04:18 pm

I suspect the mask are to hide their identity from any authorities (like DSS).

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Poppy October 24, 2011 at 09:16 pm

@Josh

Crap, thanks for reminding me, it’s about my bed time anyway. :p

You’ve beaten once again Josh. I bow my head and concede this victory to you.

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Josh October 24, 2011 at 09:19 pm

If only everyone could be so gracious in defeat… Sleep tight; don’t fall out of your lofted dorm bed! Those things can be dangerous.

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Vhyrus October 24, 2011 at 10:57 pm

Especially when people are having sex in the bottom bunk.

If you haven’t experienced this, you haven’t been to college.

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Josh October 24, 2011 at 11:13 pm

There’s no bottom bunk in a lofted bed… your desk or futon goes underneath… what kind of college did you do to where you slept in bunk beds? Bunk beds are for summer camp!

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MrTactical October 29, 2011 at 10:22 pm

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