Mini Cannons Are The Gayest Thing Since Will & Grace

And 2x as anti-climactic. But you guys seem to like when I post about them so here:

You can even pre-order one for $30 and flood YouTube with your own boring videos. I recommend shooting at some tannerite, that might actually make for an interesting video if you can find a way to set it off with one of these puny pieces of crap.

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Sid October 27, 2011 at 07:14 am

I sense you are holding something back. Tell us how you really feel.

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Cameron October 27, 2011 at 12:04 pm

I dunno, man. I think these would make office wars a lot more interesting.

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Ernest Young October 27, 2011 at 03:15 pm

My fiance once mentioned wanting one of those 1/8 to 1/13 scale fully functioning (and disassemble) rifles (made in Russia). She wanted to shoot herself in the foot with one. Yes, she’s serious, she wants to see if it would hurt her or cause any real damage (best part is, she’s not dumb, she’s at university to be a translator in the legal and/or medical field)

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Poppy October 27, 2011 at 07:55 pm

Going to college DOES NOT mean you are smart.

There’s senior in my English 300 class who thinks gays can’t vote in the United States, and there are several “911 truthers” in my Economics 235 class. I know ’cause they won’t stop “proselytizing.”

And then there are the weekly anti-rape and incest protests. Not sure what they’re attempting to accomplish, I don’t think there are any legitimate pro-rape or incest arguments. But whatever.

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Ernest Young October 27, 2011 at 08:22 pm

She’s not going to college, she’s going to a University and shes going into the law or medical field. But, you could also take my word for it, while she may be a bit gullible at times, she is quite smart.

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Poppy October 27, 2011 at 08:31 pm

My bad, I tend to use the two interchangeably.

I didn’t mean to say that she’s stupid, although the comment may seem to imply such, but that attending an tertiary educational institution is not a determinant of intelligence.

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DaveP. October 28, 2011 at 09:01 pm

Truthers are always fun.
Ask’em this: Since Obama’s been Prez, and his appointments have been running the whole Justice/Intelligence apparatus for three years now… and we’ve seen no prosecutions or denouncements of the Bush Cabal and its heinous crimes on September 11th…does this mean that the entire Truther movement is a sham- or does it mean that the Democrats are complicit?

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Josh October 27, 2011 at 04:29 pm

There are too many boring videos on Youtube already; I’d hate to contribute to the problem!

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