Hipster Barista On Guns

These are always fun:

Make your own clever one up and post the link in the comments.

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Vhyrus November 4, 2011 at 01:25 am
ENDO-Mike November 4, 2011 at 12:19 pm

Philosoraptor is gold too.. nice one

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Vhyrus November 4, 2011 at 01:44 am
ENDO-Mike November 4, 2011 at 12:19 pm

haha

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Aaron November 4, 2011 at 06:43 am

I think this ANSI sign generator tool is pretty cool, too:

http://www.stclaire.com/go/industrial_signage/sb2/html

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ENDO-Mike November 4, 2011 at 12:20 pm

Damn looks like you need to sign up for an account :/

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Aaron November 4, 2011 at 05:13 pm

I did… I’ll email you some of the better signs I made (PDFs) about seven years ago when I first found the sign generator site.

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Critter November 4, 2011 at 08:17 am

Glock 7?

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Cameron November 4, 2011 at 08:30 am

It’s a porcelain gun made in Germany that doesn’t show up on your airport metal detectors and costs more than you make in a month.

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Josh November 4, 2011 at 12:09 pm

You’d be surprised what I make in a month…

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Ernest Young November 4, 2011 at 01:18 pm

and it shoots ceramic bullets that are invisible to xray machines.

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Ernest Young November 4, 2011 at 06:18 pm

Never mind, I didnt realize that was from a movie (somone should have fact checked that script)

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Aaron November 4, 2011 at 06:53 pm

According to Paul Barrett’s book Glock: Rise of America’s Gun, the set armorer practically begged the director to amend the grossly incorrect dialog, but they just wouldn’t listen.

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Josh November 5, 2011 at 10:34 am

You’ve never seen the “Die Hard” series? How do you get internet service at your home, under a rock?

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matt November 5, 2011 at 10:27 am

nice quote! I always wondered where they came up with “porcelain”.

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Josh November 5, 2011 at 10:52 am

They must have just really wanted to sound stupid. Or maybe one of the writers had heard about high end knife blades being made of ceramic materials, high performance clutches with ceramic plates, or brake rotors on high performance cars being made from ceramics and though, “porcelain is a ceramic, ergo, it must be extremely durable,” having never seen what happens if when you drop a porcelain toilet or sink onto a hard surface!

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Josh November 5, 2011 at 10:53 am

…and though, ‚Äúporcelain…

Oops… “thought.”

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Critter November 4, 2011 at 08:48 am

ah. i guess i am no hipster.

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NikonMikon November 4, 2011 at 09:55 am

It was in Die Hard dude…

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ENDO-Mike November 4, 2011 at 12:18 pm
NateDogg November 4, 2011 at 09:53 am
ENDO-Mike November 4, 2011 at 12:21 pm

haHA nice. B.O.R.S. is so operator, it hurts.

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Josh November 4, 2011 at 12:33 pm
ENDO-Mike November 4, 2011 at 12:38 pm

Off topic but LOL

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Josh November 4, 2011 at 12:39 pm

This is off-topic too, but fuck you if you don’t like it!
http://memegenerator.net/instance/11166672

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ENDO-Mike November 4, 2011 at 12:44 pm

ahahhaha pure gold

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NateDogg November 4, 2011 at 01:02 pm

Freaking genius……

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Frank November 4, 2011 at 02:38 pm

Holy shit that’s awesome!

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Timmeehh November 4, 2011 at 03:23 pm
ENDO-Mike November 4, 2011 at 03:35 pm

I actually LOL’d, nice one

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clamp November 4, 2011 at 07:12 pm

Hahahahaha!!!

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clamp November 4, 2011 at 07:15 pm
ENDO-Mike November 4, 2011 at 08:32 pm

haha nice one, so true.

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Josh November 4, 2011 at 07:27 pm
Josh November 4, 2011 at 07:39 pm

That just gave me an idea, but I though I’d do it in Illustrator instead of that cheesy meme generator.
http://www.mediafire.com/i/?ffdtlpx5oukc51d

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ENDO-Mike November 4, 2011 at 08:31 pm

haha awesome

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Critter November 4, 2011 at 09:33 pm
Paul Barrett November 11, 2011 at 08:49 am

Aaron kindly mentioned my forthcoming book and the light it sheds on Hollywood flubs concerning the Glock. GLOCK: The Rise of America’s Gun tells the entire history of the gun, the man who invented it, and how it became so popular and influential in the United States. The book is out Jan 10, 2012, from Crown Publishing. It is available now for pre-order (and at a big discount) on Amazon.com. More info available here. Thanks, Aaron. — Paul Barrett @GlockTheBook

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Jim Daniels August 6, 2012 at 05:57 pm

On http://www.signgenerator.org you can find more sign gens.

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