Chuck Testa Taxidermizes Animals

The most lifelike dead animals anywhere. You better recognize:

I love it.. the deadpan delivery, the cornyness, poor acting… this has it all!

Ojai Valley Taxidermy is the place.

7 million views, wow!  Talk about a good return / exposure for his money.   The commercial was made by YouTubers Rhett & Link, they have quite a few other funny videos you might want to check out.

Hat tip: Josh

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Eightbyte November 7, 2011 at 12:29 am

Nope, Chuck Testa -562 points (2|564)

Haha man you’re like a month late on this

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Eightbyte November 7, 2011 at 12:36 am

oh sorry that sounded kinda dickish but I didn’t intend it to be

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ENDO-Mike November 7, 2011 at 09:32 pm

lol yea I figured it must have been one of the few that somehow didn’t see this. Oh well :/ it’s funny as hell anyway so deserves a post.

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Steve in Delray November 7, 2011 at 12:33 am

Nazi hat. Just sayin.

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Josh November 7, 2011 at 07:04 am

I recall reading something about it when this first came out. It was explained away as having something to do with a WW2 reenactment group that he’s a part of. Apparently, he retrieved it during a “battle.” Still, incredibly stupid to wear it during a commercial. In fact, I’m sure there were some real American soldiers during WW2 who took souvenirs from dead Nazis, but I can’t imagine them ever wearing them in public!

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ozwald November 7, 2011 at 06:51 pm

my grandfather brought back a mauser bayonet that he ganked from a dead kraut. he gave it to me when i was eight. in middle school, i stabbed a guy with it. he went to the hospital and snitched hard. i stashed it in an orange tree and when they questioned me, my mom was like “where the hell would a seventh grader get a sword?” any way, i got off scott free. the kid later went to juvie and then spent some time in and out of detention centers as a young adult. i ran into him the other day in the restroom of a jiffy lube, i knew he knew i screwed him over and i knew he blamed me for the massive self perpetuating shitstorm his life had become, so i did the only thing i could. i got opened the door, got on the floor, everyone walk the dinosaur.

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Josh November 7, 2011 at 07:14 pm

Man… I don’t know what the FUCK you just said little lid, but you’re special man, you reached out, and you touched a brother’s heart.

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Josh November 7, 2011 at 07:30 pm

…said little lid…

Oops… “kid.” Typo!

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John November 7, 2011 at 09:09 pm

Pumpkin Escobar

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Josh November 7, 2011 at 09:31 pm

Los Angeles local three-oh-five!

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ENDO-Mike November 8, 2011 at 12:08 am

holy shit.. best story ever

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John smith November 7, 2011 at 01:11 am

Does anyone else notice the Death’s Head on his cap? Kind of…odd…

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Frank November 7, 2011 at 10:34 am

Yes. I think it’s a (SS) M43 cap.

Although he does change hats at 00:52 ish

Funny video, outside of the 3rd SS’s “Death’s Head”.

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ENDO-Mike November 7, 2011 at 09:31 pm

wtf.. good call. Seems like a strange PR move!

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Frank November 7, 2011 at 10:14 pm
Josh November 7, 2011 at 10:35 pm

That’s what I meant this morning when I said it had, “…something to do with a WW2 reenactment group that he’s a part of.” :)

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Jamesy November 7, 2011 at 03:25 am

You are a little late to the party with one. Sorry, it was Funny when it was fresh… On the upside this guys struggling small business got a great shot in the arm…

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Heath November 7, 2011 at 07:00 am

I’ve been to his studio on several occasions before his famous commercial. He does really good work for anyone looking to have taxidermy work done.

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ozwald November 7, 2011 at 06:53 pm

it says he doesn’t do pets, but does he taxadermize dumbass kids who let their lacrosse ball land on your grass one too many times?

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Danny Ondrey November 7, 2011 at 08:20 am

Like a couple people said LTTP here, but I still laugh my ass off when the “nope- Chuck Testa” is used at the right time.

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Pop N Fresh November 7, 2011 at 08:34 am

was interested but no pets? nope.

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Max November 7, 2011 at 05:58 pm

was interested but no pets? nope chuck testa.

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What-do-I-know-anyway November 7, 2011 at 11:05 am

I never noticed the hat… so aside from that, I thought it was funny… I guess I’m a little late as well!

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Aaron November 7, 2011 at 11:13 am

Chuck Norris is the only man alive who can stuff and mount Chuck Testa.

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Heath November 7, 2011 at 12:11 pm

Endo – I’ve got pictures I took of some of his different mounts in his studio, are you interested?

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Maigo November 7, 2011 at 01:27 pm

Nope, just Check Testa

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ENDO-Mike November 7, 2011 at 09:34 pm

Thanks, but I looked at the gallery on the site and saw a bunch already. I’m not really into taxidermy anyway, but this vid was funny!

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Caleb November 7, 2011 at 04:11 pm

I love how that young woman was so relieved to find a goateed stranger in her bed as opposed to a dead bear.

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Josh November 7, 2011 at 04:16 pm

What young girl wouldn’t be relieved to find a gray-haired old man wearing Nazi paraphernalia in her bed?

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Overload in CO November 7, 2011 at 06:52 pm

They’ve even songified it!
http://youtu.be/mbUVtfUWwF8

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Josh November 7, 2011 at 10:36 pm

That’s pretty good!

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John November 8, 2011 at 12:19 am

Wow welcome to last month!

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ENDO-Mike November 8, 2011 at 12:26 am

Welcome to being late on telling me that :P

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