Remember When Walmart Sold Machine Guns?

Me either, but in reference to my original Walmart Sells Machine Guns post:

I had a laugh today when Steve emailed me and let me know that the self proclaimed Hollywood celebrity Seth Hendrix made his video private.

Awwwwwww Seth.  *hugz*  Did the big bad internet gun bullies make you cry?

I’ve seen countless movies and heard stories of this sort of thing before. Seth had fame, girls, money… he had it all.  OR DID HE?  What he didn’t have is self confidence and an immunity to internet trolling.  This Achilles heel would ultimately lead to his emotional collapse.

Don’t worry Seth… you’ll be on the Silver screen, and back to dating supermodels again in no time.  

If you want to send Seth an encouraging note make sure to drop by his facebook page, or even message him on Twitter.  I’m sure he would appreciate it in his time of sadness and vulnerability.

I’m thinking about starting a foundation to help people that get trolled deal with butthurt. :P

Oh one last thing… here’s a gem I found on his twitter page:

$75 off a few thousand views huh?  Wow you must have YouTube in your back pocket if they are paying you that much. *eye roll*

Quick question: If you were so happy we were making you rich and famous (ha!) off those views, why remove the video?

Thoughts?

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JWhite March 22, 2012 at 01:26 am

Just another hipster with a camera who makes worthless youtube dribble.

Those top youtube partners have some pretty retarded shit on their pages. It doesn’t surprise me the vast majority of people on youtube are easily entertained by said dribble.

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Jeremy March 22, 2012 at 02:02 am

Actually he took the video down because he tried to get someone fired when they talked about how stupid his video was, and they built this page, and totally embarrassing him.

http://www.jeremyshouseoffunny.com/blog/how-to-fail-like-seth-hendrix/

Here it is

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ENDO-Mike March 22, 2012 at 11:14 pm

That page is priceless. Did you write that? Sorry you comment didn’t appear sooner but it got caught in my spam filter.

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Jeremy March 24, 2012 at 02:13 am

Yes I did, glad you guys liked it!

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NikonMikon March 22, 2012 at 04:34 am

“Quick question: If you were so happy we were making you rich and famous (ha!) off those views, why remove the video?”

i lol’d furiously. fucking nailed it.

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Weer'd Beard March 22, 2012 at 05:44 am

Many stupid people think they’re the smartest guy in the room. For people this narcissistic the truth can be unbearable.

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Justmeagain March 22, 2012 at 11:14 am

That’s correct. I wish I had a dollar for every Obama supporter that thought they were brilliant because they could repeat a bumpersticker slogan off of MSNBC or CNN.

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Andy March 22, 2012 at 06:03 am

$75 must be a lot of money to a no talent unemployed comedian who had virtually no youtube subscribers.

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John March 22, 2012 at 07:10 am

He used the cash for a disguise too.
“Just spent $200 on new sunglasses. Sorry, starving children of the world.”
https://twitter.com/#!/sethhendrix/status/182206321523830784

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Brice March 22, 2012 at 07:21 am

Because he closed comments I emailed him a very polite letter asking if he’d like some help to learn more about guns. Apparently ignorance is bliss because I haven’t heard back from him.

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mos2111 March 22, 2012 at 07:39 am

The problem with the digital age is everyone thinks their opinion matters. It doesnt. This guy should be friends with this hack as well…
https://www.facebook.com/jaydenfrostmusic
lol, tools.

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Sid March 22, 2012 at 07:43 am

I stood in line patiently at my local Walmart but when I got to the counter the salesperson said they did not have any machineguns. I guess they sold out.

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Bilbo March 22, 2012 at 07:49 am

Hope he reports his income on his taxes…

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Aaron March 22, 2012 at 08:39 am

Hmm… when I watched the vid, he already disabled ratings and comments.
Couldn’t take the slings and arrows of the Internet, eh?

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Phil C March 22, 2012 at 11:01 am

I still grilled him via youtube PM to “clarify” a few things about his inaccurate douchebaggery comments about the evil machine guns at walmart.

This guy is a tool and needs to go away before he posts any more stupid shit on the interwebz.

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Dom March 22, 2012 at 09:08 am

damn I should have watched it when it was put up. now I can’t.,,,

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Ernest Young March 22, 2012 at 10:35 am

This blog has a tenancy to do that to videos.

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Heath March 22, 2012 at 10:39 am

I missed his video, I assume he made a big fuss about Walmart selling “machine guns”?

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Weer'd Beard March 22, 2012 at 11:15 am

Essentially he took video of a bunch of Wally-World ARs and talked about them being “Machine Guns”, and prattled about “Hunting”.

Was at a backwoods Maine gun club on the first day of hunting season shooting some of my Buddy’s ARs. When we got past the confusion of “He built this” not meaning he assembled a lower, but that he’s a manufacturer running a business he got a bunch of guys asking him about building them a 6.8 SPC AR for next deer season. He’s doing a bunch of .300 BLK now, which will also do the trick on bambi.

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RWC March 23, 2012 at 02:41 pm

Heath,

Apparently Captain Super Genius Seth doesn’t realize the interwebz are f-o-r-e-v-e-r….er-er-er-er!

Here ya go….

http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f2/idiot-seth-hendrix-they-sell-machine-guns-wal-mart-video-100709/

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ENDO-Mike March 23, 2012 at 04:47 pm

haha nice. the video doesn’t work though! “Video not found or access denied”

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RWC March 26, 2012 at 01:09 pm

Mike, what browser are you using? I just watched it again in Chrome.

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ENDO-Mike March 26, 2012 at 01:21 pm

Chrome. Oh I see it works today, thanks RWC!

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dennis March 22, 2012 at 11:12 am

All this from “MACHINEEEE GUNS!”

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Lance March 22, 2012 at 12:08 pm

Any time some says “machine gun” I just laugh.

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The J March 22, 2012 at 12:34 pm

Don’t you see, there is nothing you can do about this. He is the new fame. Like Paris Hilton, like the Kardashian sisters, like so many others, he is getting paid not for quality, not vor value, but for exposure. It doesn’t matter that he’s wrong. It doesn’t matter that he looks like an idiot. He’s world wide and getting paid for it. By that morality, everything he does is ok with him and he will never be ashamed for his idiocy. It’s like an episode of the Twilight Zone.

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Seth March 22, 2012 at 01:04 pm

Keep laughing it up guys. While you’re out shooting your guns, I’ll be at the Chateau Marmont getting paid to have fun and hang out with celebrities. If you spent as much time working hard as you do worrying about people in youtube videos getting gun terminology wrong you’d all be wealthy like me instead of poor bloodthirsty killers. I made my video private for several reasons, it’s my channel and my video and I don’t feel the need to disclose that information with you people. You have some nerve judging me and should take a good look in the mirror. You know nothing about my life or my videos so quit bullying me.

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pikid89 March 22, 2012 at 01:32 pm

why would I ever want to hang out with celebrities? They don’t give a piss about who you are, and all your doing is trying to satisfy some inner need to impress them. I myself am secure about my self and don’t need the worthless approval of celebrities, and would much rather spend the day shooting guns with real friends ho care about me and my well being.

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Heath March 22, 2012 at 04:12 pm

Amen.

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Jeremy March 24, 2012 at 02:17 am

Very well said

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Torontogosh March 22, 2012 at 02:23 pm

This is just embarrassing now. How can someone be an attention whore and that thin skinned on one paragraph?

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Church March 22, 2012 at 03:09 pm

wow.

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Matt G. March 22, 2012 at 04:07 pm

I very much doubt this is actually seth. Sounds like a troll of a troll.

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Heath March 22, 2012 at 04:14 pm

Get over yourself, you’re not that important.

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ENDO-Mike March 22, 2012 at 04:46 pm

ROFL you are something else Hollywood. I find it hard to believe you haven’t made your entire channel private since your obviously very sensitive.

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cc19 March 22, 2012 at 04:57 pm

If you can’t take the heat, stay out of the kitchen.

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Ernest Young March 22, 2012 at 06:08 pm

successful troll is successful.

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Nathan March 23, 2012 at 02:55 pm

So, all… gun enthusiasts are both poor, and ‘bloodthirsty killers’?
Considering you live in Kentucky, Seth, if that had even a grain of truth to it I don’t think you’d be walking around like you do.

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Josh March 23, 2012 at 05:01 pm

What’s wrong with Podunk, KY. Wait, did I spell that right? Oh, it’s “Paducah.” However, if you do as I suggested and look at the Google street view of the street listed for his and his parents’ address, you’ll see that the two seem to be synonymous. His parents must be bloodthirsty as vampires and have more guns than Ted Nugent.

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Phil C March 23, 2012 at 09:15 pm

Q_Q quit bullying me. Q_Q

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Jeremy March 24, 2012 at 02:18 am

I really doubt it is Seth.

But if it is…. how come you wont respond to my emails? Where is my summons?

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Mike B, March 22, 2012 at 01:18 pm

douche.

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El Bombardero March 22, 2012 at 02:29 pm

I sent him some enticing hatemail via Youtube a few weeks ago about this video. He didn’t respond. pussy….lol

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Dave S March 22, 2012 at 03:10 pm

Is that the real Seth? If you didn’t want the whole world to invade on your personal life, you should avoid posting it onto the internet. Or only post what you are comfortable with the whole world seeing.

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Evan March 22, 2012 at 03:45 pm

My company has more likes on our FB page than this little pussy troll has. And we’ve done it in 2 weeks. I bet this kid had his up for at least 6 months.

https://www.facebook.com/pages/She-Said-Yes/258601020889162

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ENDO-Mike March 22, 2012 at 04:48 pm

haha Evan, yea exactly. He’s had his up since May 28th, 2011. This guy is A-List forsure… he must not like to go out much because people recognize him and want autographs.

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Logic March 22, 2012 at 03:49 pm

Too bad celebrities are the reason why I don’t turn on my T.V anymore they are idiots and just show idiots that get drunk and do not forward society they are Garbage of society. I could write a lot more on why I think celebrities are worthless, but that is not necessary seth. I don’t think we are poor or bloodthirsty killers seeing as a plain AR-15 with nothing is 1200$. I would like you to also know that the internet has a nickname; It is the internet hate machine don’t get hurt when the gears on the machine are in motion. Welcome to the great internet hate machine.

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Matt G. March 22, 2012 at 04:12 pm

I like how a couple posts showing how stupid he is gets turned into “being slammed by gun blogs” as if he were important enough to be slammed by anyone besides the next person he tries to tell one of his “jokes”.

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ChedderEric March 22, 2012 at 04:18 pm

I’d be willing to put money on the fact “Hendrix” isn’t even his real last name, and he chose that in a lame hollywood play to increase his popularity by having people hear his name and associate him with Jimi Hendrix.

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ENDO-Mike March 22, 2012 at 04:49 pm

haha yea I’d almost guarantee that.

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Ernest Young March 22, 2012 at 06:18 pm

Nah, his birth name is Jacob Hendrix
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1435740/

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Matt G. March 22, 2012 at 06:40 pm

WTF is “miscellaneous crew”? Is that where they credit all the people who drove by the studio during filming?

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Josh March 22, 2012 at 05:48 pm
ENDO-Mike March 22, 2012 at 05:56 pm

Holy that is priceless LOL awesome find Josh.

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Matt G. March 22, 2012 at 06:55 pm

That article is awesome. At first I kinda thought we were being hard on the guy(granted I never watched the video). But after reading that, This guy deserves everything he gets.

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Josh March 22, 2012 at 08:05 pm

Do a Google Maps search for the address 2035 S 28th St, Paducah, KY. Take a street view look of this neighborhood where it seems he grew up, full of shitty, little old houses, and even a trailer or two. No wonder the little twerp thinks he’s hot shit now.

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dave w March 22, 2012 at 10:51 pm

walmarts mashean guns thread keeps delivering

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bima86 March 23, 2012 at 02:01 am

hahaha.. i laughed so much at his email reply :D

great article.

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Josh March 22, 2012 at 08:28 pm

You know what you look like to me, with your Mo Rocca glasses and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well-scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition’s given you some length of bone, but you’re not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you, Mr. Hendrix? And that accent you’ve tried so desperately to shed: pure western Kentucky. What is your father? Is he a coal miner? Does he stink of the lamp? You know how quickly the boys found you (and I’m sure, like Mo Rocca, it was boys)… all those tedious sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars… while you could only dream of getting out… getting anywhere… getting all the way to California.

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Stephen March 23, 2012 at 03:32 am

YES LOVE IT

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Jeremy March 24, 2012 at 02:25 am

I thought that too, after watching part of this vid:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hN16eBXgGEo

I was left wondering “WTF Happened?”. His dad appears to be a pretty cool down to earth guy and actually has a completely different attitude about guns and probably life in general.

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Ninjavitis March 22, 2012 at 11:19 pm

production assistant…production assistant…production assistant, isn’t the the guy who gets the coffee for the director or something? This is most likely the most publicity he’s ever had, you should all be proud to be a part of Seth’s big break. He’s really moving up in the world.

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Josh March 23, 2012 at 06:58 am

I think that’s the guy who gets coffee for the cameramen.

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Matt G. March 23, 2012 at 03:55 pm

Yeah. The guy who gets coffee for the director would be the directors assistant is actually important. Im pretty sure Seth is the guy who got coffee for the guy who got coffee.

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Ben March 23, 2012 at 04:36 am

Seth may have a point. I should totally close up my law practice and concentrate on making shitty youtube videos. I look forward to my long and successful career as a coffee fetcher, celebrity ass-wpier, and “fluffer.” Or is that not what “miscellaneous crew” generally means?

Paging Red Forman

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Cameron March 23, 2012 at 07:11 am

Please tell me that guy named Seth actually might be him. I know you can do it, Mike, you outted that tacticool fool a while back using Analytics or something.

If it is him, well, I’ll probably die laughing.

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ENDO-Mike March 23, 2012 at 04:46 pm

There are 3 different IPs total for all his posts. All of them are from Southern California though so who knows.

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Matt March 23, 2012 at 01:28 pm

make sure to email him at seth@sethhendrix.com.

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RWC March 23, 2012 at 02:10 pm

$75 bucks is a shit ton of money to a guy who stole tokens and tickets from his first job at Chuck E. Cheese….and held on to them until this year.

Dude, why?

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DaveP. March 24, 2012 at 12:37 pm

Collector’s value. See, Chuck E. Cheese tokens are kinda like Gibsons: the older ones are considered to be more “pure”, and go for a big premium to collectors. He was just waiting for the vintage token market to plateau and then he unloaded his stash of ‘Mint’ and ‘Like New In Roll’ tokens for a big profit.

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Matt G. March 23, 2012 at 03:59 pm

Somebody should mail a huge box of preparation-H with a big note that says “for seth’s butthurt” straight to that ad “firm” he works at.

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Ninjavitis March 26, 2012 at 12:22 am

He doesn’t just work there…he’s an executive.

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