Bumpfire Safety Lesson From A Russian Newb

It appears this guy really does not like his left hand:

Herp to the power of derp.  That’s all I have to say about this.

Hat Tip: William A.

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Ryan C. March 29, 2012 at 01:16 am

Like watching a car accident or a train wreck. Not to mention to left hand thing

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Frank March 29, 2012 at 02:07 pm

Train wreck? More like a train transporting munitions derailing, and blowing up. Taking a forth or a third of some rural county off the map…

This guy is derpin’ pretty hard.

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Poppy March 29, 2012 at 04:16 pm

…and then Michael Moore and Rosie O’Donnell start fucking on top of the wreckage as Friday plays in the background.

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Todd S March 29, 2012 at 05:47 pm

Gah! Not enough mental floss for that image! *cleans eyes with hat pin*

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Poppy March 30, 2012 at 12:15 am

Did I mention that they’re also using mayonnaise as a lubricant?

Because they are.

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NYer4Life March 30, 2012 at 01:14 am

You only THINK that’s mayonnaise…

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Frank March 30, 2012 at 07:56 am

Mayonnaise? What is this amateur hour? Popped hemorrhoids only for lube. We’ll call the maneuver a “Poppy”, named after the guy who hasn’t bought firearms yet. ;)

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Poppy March 30, 2012 at 12:26 pm

Now that’s just ridiculous, it’s not physically possible for someone to have enough popped hemorrhoids that they can use the resulting fluids as a full-body lubricant.

And as for amateur hour, as if. I was going easy on you guys, I almost included the sex act “squick” instead of Michael and Rosie, but then figured no one could handle it.

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R.House March 29, 2012 at 01:46 am

After watching a few of his other videos, he clearly can’t operate or handle ANY of his guns. And what’s with the 3rd person “The Grafforlov” crap?

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Vhyrus March 29, 2012 at 02:01 am

If FPS is the professional russian I guess this guy must be the amateur. He kept switching between a russian accent and a boston one.

As far as the hand thing I honestly thought that the purpose of that dumb fake suppressor was to use it as a hand hold. Am I mistaken?

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Sivl32 March 29, 2012 at 02:06 am

if his purpose to use it as a hand hold or not is irrelevant, his hand came so close to the edge of the barrel twice, I was expecting a ” I just fucking shot myself” moment. after I notice my hand slipping the first time I would think twice about doing it again, find a new way and record another day.

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Jeep March 29, 2012 at 03:49 am

Not to mention a poor trigger discipline…

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RWC March 29, 2012 at 07:30 am

“I am the only Russian in this room professional enough, that I know of, to carry this MPA930SST.”

Comrade, didn’t end to well for the other professional :-P

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Yanne March 30, 2012 at 05:42 pm

Hilarious!

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RWC March 29, 2012 at 07:47 am

Are you the owner…no. An employee…no. Do you hold stock in the company…no.

Then why the F*CK would you do this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xgclzGPDHo

(and those reasons above aren’t valid, but at least it’s something)

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That Guy March 29, 2012 at 07:49 am

Notice the jam at the end of the second mag?

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bima86 March 29, 2012 at 08:10 am

did he call a magazine a clip??

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Bear March 29, 2012 at 09:38 am

Yes. Yes he did. -1.

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Bear March 29, 2012 at 08:16 am

Yeah, the jam at the end of mag 2, and the idiot silence and grin he gives the camera after are priceless.

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Viken81 March 29, 2012 at 08:42 am

On a side note when are those coats going to become fashionable in the US again? I couldn’t afford one when Rocky 4 came out but I still think they look tough.

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ENDO-Mike April 5, 2012 at 01:56 am

I’d definitely rock that jacket without rolling the cuffs up.

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DeskJockey March 29, 2012 at 11:42 am

No one mentioned yet how he loaded the thing, then put his left glove on with his right finger resting on the trigger?

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Dom March 29, 2012 at 02:27 pm

I was cringing. I thought he was going to put holes in his left hand. Like this guy: http://youtu.be/11fcg543Jow

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Church March 29, 2012 at 03:45 pm

“Herp to the power of derp. That’s all I have to say about this.”
This summed up my opinion pretty well.

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CK March 29, 2012 at 05:49 pm

For a second I kinda almost wished that he would shoot his hand off.

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Ed March 29, 2012 at 06:11 pm

He wouldn’t have been able to bump fire if he didn’t have his hand that far forward guys. Both of which are just dumb things to do.

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Critter March 29, 2012 at 06:14 pm

this would have been a lot funnier if he had shot his index finger off.

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ARCHER TD March 29, 2012 at 07:04 pm

Anyone notice the gun jammed?….look at the end of of the 2nd bumpfiring session, bullet is stuck! lol. Now thats an ASSHAT!

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concealed March 29, 2012 at 11:19 pm

Wooooow! Was waiting for the climatic derp moment of him shooting those Russian sausages off. Hiii ohhh

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Greekfreak March 30, 2012 at 02:15 am

“Real fun . . . . Mhmmmmmm Mhmmmmm” lol

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DaveP. March 30, 2012 at 09:27 am

I’m sure there’s a lot of people in Eastern Europe (Hungary, et cetera) who would haev a lot to say about his choice of headgear. Not cool.

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carlos March 30, 2012 at 10:30 pm

FAIL X 1000 all around

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Aaron March 31, 2012 at 08:18 pm

Looks like one of those silly MaxEnt replica blank-only firing guns.

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JOHN April 28, 2012 at 02:49 pm

if he had a 50 round mag he would be in some trouble -_-

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