Strap-On Repeating Crossbow

Crazy slingshot guy Joerg Sprave really outdoes himself this time:

Basically a scaled up version of the Pump Action Slingshot Crossbow.  Damn that guy has a lot of fun.

Those 1/2 pound bolts look deadly!

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Vhyrus April 2, 2012 at 12:46 am

I am officially boycotting the next James Bond movie unless this man is cast as the lead villain or at least a major henchman.

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Grayson April 11, 2012 at 05:07 pm

I second the motion. Although….
Imagine how much fun Bond could have if Joerg was supplying some of the weapons!

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Ross April 2, 2012 at 11:00 am

I can just imagine a bump in the night, the burglar in this guy’s living room. Then Joerg pops out with a giant wooden strap-on crossbow.

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Farmer Bob April 2, 2012 at 12:50 pm

I wonder if he would adopt me.

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ZBalentine April 2, 2012 at 05:03 pm

“…very much penetration…”

…fuck yeah.

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Andrew April 2, 2012 at 06:27 pm

I think a pelvic thrust should be added to the action of firing this thing.

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ENDO-Mike April 2, 2012 at 06:34 pm

+1 or a voice trigger mechanism that responded to “giggity giggity”

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Church April 2, 2012 at 06:39 pm

This guy is the man! I’m really impressed on how acurate he was with that thing… I know he was close range, but he’s aming with his hips while pulling back to fire.

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45er April 2, 2012 at 09:16 pm

Now THAT’S what I’m talking about. The first was just a re-build of an old Chinese design. THIS is a true Joerg Sprave masterpiece.

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