Strap-On Repeating Crossbow

Crazy slingshot guy Joerg Sprave really outdoes himself this time:

Basically a scaled up version of the Pump Action Slingshot Crossbow.  Damn that guy has a lot of fun.

Those 1/2 pound bolts look deadly!


Comments

9 responses to “Strap-On Repeating Crossbow”

  1. Vhyrus Avatar

    I am officially boycotting the next James Bond movie unless this man is cast as the lead villain or at least a major henchman.

    1. Grayson Avatar

      I second the motion. Although….
      Imagine how much fun Bond could have if Joerg was supplying some of the weapons!

  2. I can just imagine a bump in the night, the burglar in this guy’s living room. Then Joerg pops out with a giant wooden strap-on crossbow.

  3. Farmer Bob Avatar
    Farmer Bob

    I wonder if he would adopt me.

  4. ZBalentine Avatar
    ZBalentine

    “…very much penetration…”

    …fuck yeah.

  5. Andrew Avatar

    I think a pelvic thrust should be added to the action of firing this thing.

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar
      ENDO-Mike

      +1 or a voice trigger mechanism that responded to “giggity giggity”

  6. Church Avatar

    This guy is the man! I’m really impressed on how acurate he was with that thing… I know he was close range, but he’s aming with his hips while pulling back to fire.

  7. Now THAT’S what I’m talking about. The first was just a re-build of an old Chinese design. THIS is a true Joerg Sprave masterpiece.