5.11 Tactical – Bonus Sunglasses Giveaway

5.11 Tactical was so pleased with the response from all you readers, they wanted to say THANK YOU by having one more giveaway.

Spring is here and summer is on its way. What better way to look like an operator when it’s hot out is a new pair of polarized sunglasses from 5.11.

The winner will receive their choice of ANY sunglasses from 5.11 and an Slick Stick Carry Case.

Here’s an example of a couple of the sweet shades you can choose from:

Burner Full Frame Polarized

  • Exceeds ANSI Z87.1-2003 & EN 166 (F) High Velocity Impact Safety & Optical Std.
  • Polarized Smoke lenses allow light transmission of 11%
  • TPR (thermoplastic rubber) nose bridge inserts securely keep sunglasses in place
  • 100% UVA and UVB protection
  • T-Shell™ coating for resistance to scratching, cracking, and crazing
  • Distortion free Selenite™ polycarbonate lenses
  • 10X more impact resistant than glass or resin lenses
  • Grilamid™ TR-90 high strength nylon frames – light weight & chemical/UV resistant
  • GSA-compliant

CAVU HF Half Frame Sunglasses

  • Half frame design includes three sets of lenses: Smoke, Ballistic Orange, and Clear
  • Plain Smoke lenses allow light transmission of 14%
  • Ballistic Orange lenses allow light transmission of 56%
  • Clear lenses allow light transmission of 90%
  • Gloss Black Grilamid™ TR-90 nylon frame with great peripheral vision
  • Distortion-free lenses provide 100% UVA and UVB protection and are scratch, crack, and craze-resistant
  • Exceeds ANSI Z87.1-2003 and EN 166 (F) High Velocity Impact Safety and Optical Standards
  • Soft TPR nose piece and temple inserts keep eyewear in place
  • Includes zippered compression molded protective case with SlickStick™ web platform attachment point, eyewear storage/cleaning bag, separate lens bag, and neck strap
  • Created in partnership with Wiley X® Eyewear, who designs and manufactures exclusive eyewear for 5.11 Tactical.
  • Imported from a GSA-compliant country.

Slick Stick Carry Case

  • 5.11 Tactical Eyewear Case with SlickStick™ attachment system.
  • Compression-molded nylon case is lined with soft lens-friendly lining.
  • Wraparound zipper makes it easy to access eyewear and other contents.
  • SlickStick attaches to web platform or can be slipped on pants or duty belt for added convenience.
  • Black

Be sure to check out 5.11’s full line of polo shirts, cargo pants, hiking boots, sunglasses, and flashlights.

Giveaway Rules:

  • You must be located in the U.S.
  • Don’t be a dick (this always applies) and enter the contest if you are just planning on selling the item if you win.

How to enter:

  • Just leave ONE comment on the post completing the sentence “I wear sunglasses to…”.  Don’t reply to anyone.  More than one comment will disqualify you.
  • Use a valid email address so I can contact you if you win.  Your email address will not be used for anything else but notifying you of a win.

The Draw:

  • At midnight tonight I’ll close the comments and generate a random number.  The number will correspond to the winner, who I will then contact for their mailing address.

Good luck!

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Vic April 9, 2012 at 12:04 am

I wear Sunglasses to keep track of the visions in my eyes.

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yosef April 9, 2012 at 12:04 am

i wear sunglasses to keep my eyes in shape

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PJ April 9, 2012 at 12:05 am

I wear sunglasses to remove when I make a lame pun.

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David April 9, 2012 at 12:15 am

I wear sunglasses to go dancing in the moonlight.

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Ryan C April 9, 2012 at 12:15 am

I wear sunglasses to tactically stare at boobs. We all do.

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agentorange197 April 9, 2012 at 12:23 am

I wear sunglasses to make people uncomfortable. I will wear a suit, touch my ear and pretend to speak into my jacket sleeve.

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Panda One-One April 9, 2012 at 12:23 am

I wear sunglasses to cover my crazy eyes – Steve Buscemi

Titty Sprinkles – Discuss

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hydepark April 9, 2012 at 12:24 am

I wear sunglasses to also stare covertly at boobies, but I think these shades will help me do it even better

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Franco April 9, 2012 at 12:28 am

I wear sunglasses to look tough. But doesn’t ever work.

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Ken April 9, 2012 at 12:30 am

I wear sunglasses to look tactical when I watch tv.

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Brian April 9, 2012 at 12:31 am

I wear sunglasses to protect my eyes from the sun.

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Cody April 9, 2012 at 12:32 am

I wear sunglasses to just look awesome. All the time.

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James C. April 9, 2012 at 12:32 am

I wear sunglasses to hide my eyes and look kool when driving the station wagon to drop the girls off at school in the morning.

Very dangerous…

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Jason April 9, 2012 at 12:34 am

I wear sunglasses to sleep at work.

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Lord Adamar April 9, 2012 at 12:35 am

I wear sunglasses to pretend I’m blind.

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chicken_finger5 April 9, 2012 at 12:41 am

I wear sunglasses to look cool. yup.

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JimT April 9, 2012 at 12:42 am

I wear sunglasses to protect my eyes from the morons I fish with.

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Daniel Z April 9, 2012 at 12:43 am

I wear sunglasses to ward against the dragon’s breath.

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NoiseMekanik April 9, 2012 at 12:44 am

I wear sunglasses to be more like Mike Partlow:

http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=62

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JasonH April 9, 2012 at 12:45 am

I wear sunglasses to keep hot brass away at the range.

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SPC Fish April 9, 2012 at 12:48 am

i wear sunglasses to keep the shrapnel out of my eyes, true story. i could use a pair. my last one got blown off haha

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Caleb April 9, 2012 at 01:01 am

I wear sunglasses to make witty puns at murder scenes when I am vacationing in Miami.

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Alex S April 9, 2012 at 01:14 am

I wear sunglasses to keep dust out of my eyes.

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Luke C April 9, 2012 at 01:18 am

I wear sunglasses to keep shards of glass out of my eyes.

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Aron April 9, 2012 at 01:41 am

I wear sunglasses to conceal the windows to my soul.

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kale April 9, 2012 at 01:44 am

i wear sunglasses so sun wont wear me

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Dean west April 9, 2012 at 01:49 am

I wear sunglasses because I live in Arizona

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Vhyrus April 9, 2012 at 01:57 am

I wear sunglasses to reduce my drag and increase my speed during operations.

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Ed April 9, 2012 at 02:01 am

I wear sunglasses to hide hangovers.

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Andrew April 9, 2012 at 02:37 am

I wear sunglasses to avoid awkward eye contact

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Tobias April 9, 2012 at 02:56 am

I wear sunglasses to wear my sunglasses at night

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Kodiak April 9, 2012 at 03:15 am

I wear sunglasses to keep from burning my eyeballs out after working all night.

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Ress April 9, 2012 at 03:19 am

I wear sunglasses to protect one life’s greatest gifts taken for granted, sight..

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Kenny Blankenship April 9, 2012 at 03:21 am

I wear sun glasses to view the sun.

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Ben April 9, 2012 at 03:25 am

I wear sunglasses to see in flat light.

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Ben (Not the one above) April 9, 2012 at 03:52 am

I wear sunglasses to see the aliens hiding among us.

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Jake April 9, 2012 at 04:31 am

i wear sunglasses to keep my eyes from being burnt by the blinding glory that is my reflection.

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Kate April 9, 2012 at 04:37 am

I wear sunglasses to stare at myself without me noticing.

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Robert April 9, 2012 at 05:16 am

I wear sunglasses so I can check out hot chicks with out the wife knowing…

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CoCo April 9, 2012 at 05:22 am

I wear sunglasses to hide my sarcastic eye-rolling.

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steve K April 9, 2012 at 05:29 am

I wear sunglasses to keep brass off my eyes

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Jon April 9, 2012 at 05:37 am

I wear sunglasses to drive. No, seriously. I’m turning into an old man. “Why is it so bright out? Get off my lawn!”

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Linoge April 9, 2012 at 05:41 am

I wear sunglasses to drive ships.

Or, at least, I used to.

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Chuck April 9, 2012 at 05:55 am

I wear sunglasses to keep from blinding the sun, especially at night

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Bart April 9, 2012 at 06:02 am

I wear sungalsses to keep my eyes shaded in my operations while operating.

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Dan April 9, 2012 at 06:21 am

I wear sunglasses because my future’s so bright….ah hell, no it’s not. I wear them to not go blind.

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adam April 9, 2012 at 06:25 am

I wear sunglasses to shield my eyes from the brightness of knowledge from this Blog.

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Jeff April 9, 2012 at 06:26 am

I wear sunglasses to enter cool contests.

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Mark April 9, 2012 at 06:39 am

I wear sunglasses to protect my eyes from looking at morons on the range.

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Richard April 9, 2012 at 06:41 am

“my future is so bright, I gotta wear shades”

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John April 9, 2012 at 06:54 am

I dont own sunglasses hince the reason I am entering the contest.

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James M. April 9, 2012 at 06:56 am

I wear sunglasses to do my David Caruso imitation.

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ToddG April 9, 2012 at 07:03 am

I wear sunglasses to complete the look, ’cause women go crazy for a sharp dressed man.

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bikeman April 9, 2012 at 07:06 am

I wear sunglasses to protect my eyes after PRK (laser eye surgery). I pretty much wear them whenever I am outside my apartment, including most days at work due to the amount of florescent lighting, computer screens and TVs. Plus I wear Amber lenses at night to cut down on the sharpness of oncoming traffic’s headlights.

(Not a very entertaining quote but…)

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Troy April 9, 2012 at 07:08 am

I wear sunglasses because I used to be a lifeguard, and old habits die hard (especially when years of wearing sunglasses 8 hours a day makes the sun unbearably painful without them)

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Mike April 9, 2012 at 07:08 am

I wear sunglasses to…Complete my disguise.

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doyletoo April 9, 2012 at 07:10 am

I wear my sunglasses to be like Corey Hart

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TuxedoTshirt April 9, 2012 at 07:15 am

I wear sunglasses so they can’t see where I’m looking.

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Doug@NEDT April 9, 2012 at 07:18 am

I wear sunglass to do just about everything.

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eROK April 9, 2012 at 07:26 am

I wear sunglasses to stroll around at night

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Walt April 9, 2012 at 07:34 am

I wear sunglasses to achieve the raccoon look when I’m out in the sun too long.

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Brice April 9, 2012 at 07:36 am

I wear sunglasses because they look cool while the shrapnel flies at my face.

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sarclmbr April 9, 2012 at 07:44 am

I wear sunglasses to cuz cool guys don’t look at explosions without them.

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RWC April 9, 2012 at 07:52 am

I wear sunglasses to make youtube videos at night with Corey Hart providing the background music.

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Alex T April 9, 2012 at 07:59 am

I wear sunglasses to protect my eyes

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Matt April 9, 2012 at 07:59 am

I wear sunglasses to shield my eyes from peril.

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sirkut April 9, 2012 at 08:00 am

I wear sunglasses to…keep the sun out of my eyes.

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Toadstone April 9, 2012 at 08:04 am

I wear sunglasses to scope out chicks without them noticing.

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Frank April 9, 2012 at 08:06 am

I wear sunglasses to shield my eyes from visual douche-baggery.

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Albert April 9, 2012 at 08:07 am

do just about everything

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Keith D April 9, 2012 at 08:08 am

I wear sunglasses so no one knows when I’m taking a power nap.

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Robert M. April 9, 2012 at 08:08 am

I wear sunglasses to block out the suns harmfull rays.

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Sam April 9, 2012 at 08:12 am

I’m not a dick! =)

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TB April 9, 2012 at 08:13 am

I wear sunglasses to…watch you weave then breath your story lines

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Vince April 9, 2012 at 08:14 am

I wear sunglasses to be super awesome in 5.11 goodness =)

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woot April 9, 2012 at 08:15 am

I wear sunglasses to look super awesome with a popped collar.

*cue Flock of Seagulls*

”I JUST RAAAAAN”

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John M. April 9, 2012 at 08:19 am

I wear sunglasses to make my life easier

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mlk18 April 9, 2012 at 08:26 am

I wear sunglasses to to conceal my sexy sexy eyes.

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Patrick J April 9, 2012 at 08:29 am

I wear sunglasses to operate in a high speed low drag manner.

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Aaron April 9, 2012 at 08:34 am

I wear sunglasses to protect my eyes from flying debris and keep my wife from seeing where I’m looking!

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Ian April 9, 2012 at 08:35 am

I wear sunglasses to reduce the drag caused by my eyes during high speed operations.

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crazed April 9, 2012 at 08:36 am

I wear sunglasses to not let anyone know what I am looking at in any situation

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Zachypoo April 9, 2012 at 08:37 am

I wear sunglasses for the sole purpose of tipping them down to reveal my eyes to emphasize the seriousness of the knowledge I am about to drop on you.

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Matthew Mansell April 9, 2012 at 08:38 am

I wear sunglasses to see into the sun while I’m duck hunting with my AR

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Danny April 9, 2012 at 08:42 am

I wear sunglasses to…keep me from squinting in bright light.

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Phoenixsm April 9, 2012 at 08:44 am

“I wear sunglasses to assist me observing life discretely…”

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JohnK April 9, 2012 at 08:47 am

I wear sunglasses to let the sun know just how I feel about him. (We’re not friends)

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Steve April 9, 2012 at 08:56 am

I wear sunglasses to keep track of the visions in my eyes.

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BrandonYea! April 9, 2012 at 08:57 am

“I wear sunglasses to assist me observing life discretely…”

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Heath April 9, 2012 at 08:59 am

I wear sun glasses to keep from burning out my retinas.

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SneakyHarold April 9, 2012 at 09:03 am

I wear sunglasses because blue eyes have a lower tolerance for glare.

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JAG2955 April 9, 2012 at 09:11 am

I wear sunglasses to look cool.

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Matt April 9, 2012 at 09:12 am

I wear sunglasses to protect my eyes

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John April 9, 2012 at 09:18 am

I wear sunglasses to increase the dramatic effect of my witticisms.

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Andrew April 9, 2012 at 09:20 am

I wear sunglasses to pretend I’m cool.

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Dom P. April 9, 2012 at 09:20 am

I wear sunglasses to protect my eyes.

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Jeff April 9, 2012 at 09:23 am

I wear sunglasses at every job site to protect my eyesight.

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Brian April 9, 2012 at 09:23 am

I wear sunglasses to keep from going blind.

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spencer wade April 9, 2012 at 09:27 am

I wear sunglasses to prevent anyone from seeing my bloodshot eyes. I gotta lay of the kush. lol

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JG April 9, 2012 at 09:33 am

I wear sunglasses to…avoid thossse nasssty little wrinklesss around my eyesss.

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Prolepsis April 9, 2012 at 09:35 am

I wear sunglasses to protect my eyes from all the lumens!

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Martin April 9, 2012 at 09:37 am

I wear sunglasses to work on my super awesome face-based tan lines. Mmm, sunglasses tans are smexy.

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Les April 9, 2012 at 09:37 am

I wear sunglasses everywhere because my eyes are very light sensitive.

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Feanor April 9, 2012 at 09:38 am

I wear sunglasses to stop the searing brass from fusing my iris to my retina

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ironchef April 9, 2012 at 09:41 am

I wear sunglasses to keep the cranial innard splatter out of my eyes.

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Odysseus April 9, 2012 at 09:47 am

I wear sunglasses to the range.

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Josh April 9, 2012 at 09:49 am

I wear sunglasses to keep my real life super hero identity a secret, while maintaining a stylish appearance at all times.

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DeskJockey April 9, 2012 at 09:50 am

I wear sunglasses to drive.

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treestump April 9, 2012 at 09:51 am

I wear sunglasses cause i like sunglasses? Also, fuck the glowing orb of burning hatred we have up there. someone needs to do something about that smug bastard, all radiating heat and light like he’s someone important…

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Justin April 9, 2012 at 09:51 am

I wear sunglasses to bed.

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Jester67 April 9, 2012 at 09:58 am

I wear sunglasses to use as a “Tactical Breaching Tool” on any lady Tangoes I might encounter.

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hnl.flyboy April 9, 2012 at 09:58 am

I wear sunglasses to go flying ;)

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Dan B April 9, 2012 at 10:02 am

I wear sunglasses to… keep from squinting in bright light.

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Cody W April 9, 2012 at 10:04 am

I wear sunglasses to prevent my freaking eyes from melting, and not becoming a dick.

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heisenberg April 9, 2012 at 10:08 am

I wear sunglasses to sneak glances in public.

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IamApostle April 9, 2012 at 10:09 am

I wear sunglasses to keep the cameras from stealing my soul.

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Brad R April 9, 2012 at 10:15 am

“I wear sunglasses to be able to see in bright sunlight”.

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Hudson April 9, 2012 at 10:15 am

I wear sunglasses to keep MIB from erasing my memory.

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Will April 9, 2012 at 10:17 am

I wear sunglasses to keep my head on a swivel.

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Rock Ravn April 9, 2012 at 10:24 am

I wear sunglasses to shield my peepers when making a foray into the outside world.

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WT April 9, 2012 at 10:28 am

I wear sunglasses to look like a BAMF

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pikid89 April 9, 2012 at 10:28 am

I wear sunglasses as a lifeguard to protect all the kids in pool

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Garrett April 9, 2012 at 10:40 am

I wear sunglasses to so I can put them on when my CSI team find out that “we’ve got a murder”.

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mark April 9, 2012 at 10:40 am

I wear sun glasses to hide the fact that I am asleep.

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Nick April 9, 2012 at 10:41 am

I wear sunglasses to stare at tig-ol-bitties all tactical like.

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Matt April 9, 2012 at 10:41 am

I wear sunglasses to hide my inner sadness

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Brent April 9, 2012 at 10:48 am

I wear sunglasses to the range to protect my eyes.

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Austin King April 9, 2012 at 10:55 am

I wear sunglasses to protect my eyes from my future… its so bright.

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Clutch April 9, 2012 at 10:56 am

I wear sunglasses to protect my eyes.

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Jordan April 9, 2012 at 10:57 am

I wear sunglasses to protect my tactical eye balls.

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Kyle April 9, 2012 at 11:07 am

I wear sunglasses to protect my eyes when riding my motorcycle.

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Inclement April 9, 2012 at 11:12 am

I wear sunglasses to protect my eyes from all the douchebaggery at the local gun store.

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Logic April 9, 2012 at 11:14 am

I wear sunglasses to take them off and make witty comments and then say yeah.

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Austin April 9, 2012 at 11:21 am

I wear sunglasses to bed so that if a midnight raid of ATF operators were to come, I’d be prepared to deflect their blinding flashlights!

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Jared C April 9, 2012 at 11:34 am

i like to wear sunglasses to the disco

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Dan O April 9, 2012 at 11:39 am

I wear sunglasses to go shooting!

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Skinner April 9, 2012 at 11:43 am

I wear sunglasses to Mars, quite frequently.

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Invader April 9, 2012 at 11:48 am

I wear sunglasses to keep the sun from cooking my eyeballs like poached eggs.

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Jordan April 9, 2012 at 11:50 am

I wear sunglasses to look high speed low drag while I am slaying bodies!!!!

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MarkG April 9, 2012 at 11:52 am

I wear sunglasses to feel like a fighter pilot.

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Farmer Bob April 9, 2012 at 11:52 am

I wear suglasses to keep from flattening pedestrians on sunny days.

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jumpthestack April 9, 2012 at 11:53 am

I wear sunglasses as part of an elaborate disguise.

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AK April 9, 2012 at 12:00 pm

I wear sunglasses to block ultra violent rays, but only when scuba diving.

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Adam April 9, 2012 at 12:02 pm

I wear sunglasses to keep my eyes from being destroyed by the rays of the sun

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Alan Wilkins April 9, 2012 at 12:03 pm

I wear sunglasses to look the part.

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matth April 9, 2012 at 12:12 pm

i wear sunglasses at night so i can, so i can see…

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BBJones April 9, 2012 at 12:18 pm

I wear sunglasses to … protect my eyes from all the female undergarments that are thrown at me through out the day. Bra’s and panties to the cornea hurt!

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Huey148 April 9, 2012 at 12:24 pm

I wear sunglasses to watch you weave then breathe your story lines

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Matt Wood April 9, 2012 at 12:24 pm

I wear my sunglasses at night
So I can, so I can
Watch you weave
Then breathe your story lines

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Matt Wood April 9, 2012 at 12:25 pm

OOOOOPS! Great minds think alike?

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Kevin April 9, 2012 at 12:30 pm

I wear sunglasses because the sun is trying to murder my corneas

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LordValvatorez April 9, 2012 at 12:30 pm

I wear sunglasses to compliment my beard, EarPro, Thermal Long sleeve, polo shirt, and paracord bracelet.

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USSMunkfish April 9, 2012 at 12:38 pm

I wear sunglasses to make real life seem less like Battlefield 3.

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Wahmbulance April 9, 2012 at 12:40 pm

I wear my sunglasses to keep the fragmentation out of my eyes.

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MattCFII April 9, 2012 at 12:42 pm

I wear sunglasses to keep bird blood ‘n bits from getting in my eyes if I have a bird strike in the airplane (and to prevent glare…)

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Will April 9, 2012 at 01:00 pm

I wear my sunglasses to defeat the sun.

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Spence April 9, 2012 at 01:08 pm

I wear sunglasses to look like I’m from the matrix!

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T April 9, 2012 at 01:19 pm

I wear sunglasses to keep bugs out my eyes at 80 miles an hour.

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Nick Krajewski April 9, 2012 at 01:25 pm

I wear sunglasses to have staring contests with the sun.

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James April 9, 2012 at 01:26 pm

I wear sunglasses because daylight sucks ass

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Joe April 9, 2012 at 01:26 pm

I wear sunglasses to minimize the number of headaches I get from other people.

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Anonymous April 9, 2012 at 01:36 pm

I wear sunglasses to hide my eyes.

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Greekfreak April 9, 2012 at 01:38 pm

I wear sunglasses to check out chicks without them knowing!

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Jeremy April 9, 2012 at 01:45 pm

I wear sunglasses to protect my valuable viewing holes.

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John April 9, 2012 at 01:46 pm

I wear (my) sunglasses at night

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Nick April 9, 2012 at 01:50 pm

I wear sunglasses to increase speed and reduce drag

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Tommy April 9, 2012 at 01:55 pm

I wear sunglasses to protect my eyes and stuff..

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petter April 9, 2012 at 01:59 pm

I wear sunglasses to hide what my eyes are really looking at

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Matt April 9, 2012 at 02:03 pm

I wear sunglasses cuz it’s bright and stuff.

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Jason April 9, 2012 at 02:05 pm

I wear my sunglasses with my birthday suit on and my G27 in hand….

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wfgodbold April 9, 2012 at 02:08 pm

I wear sunglasses to keep the flashy thing from erasing my memory.

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J. Stone April 9, 2012 at 02:13 pm

I wear sunglasses to keep me from going blind… yea, we will go with that one.

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john April 9, 2012 at 02:13 pm

I wear sun glasses so the people I speak to cant see me not paying attention and rolling my eyes

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Dev April 9, 2012 at 02:14 pm

I wear sunglasses to avoid being an ocular ballistic statistic!

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Sean B April 9, 2012 at 02:14 pm

I wear sunglasses to help me operate in operations.

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Mtptwo April 9, 2012 at 02:17 pm

I wear sunglasses to peek up skirts easier.

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Sublime-Silence April 9, 2012 at 02:26 pm

I wear sunglasses to look cool

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Joe Hollon April 9, 2012 at 02:34 pm

I wear sunglasses to…So I can, so I can
Keep track of the visions in my eyes
While she’s deceiving me
It cuts my security
Has she got control of me
I turn to her and say

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NikonMikon April 9, 2012 at 02:45 pm

block the brightness of the sun. (lol)

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Mike G April 9, 2012 at 02:48 pm

I wear sunglasses to hide when my girlfriend beats me.

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akston April 9, 2012 at 02:59 pm

I wear sunglasses to keep my girlfriend from beating me when I stare at other “assets”.

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Adam April 9, 2012 at 03:26 pm

I wear sunglasses to help me work outside when it’s bright and sunny like today.

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Andy Petersen April 9, 2012 at 03:40 pm

I wear sunglasses to look hella fresh. Well, and to block those harmful UV rays and such.

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Todd S April 9, 2012 at 03:43 pm

I wear sunglasses to keep my eyes from getting sunburned.

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nick April 9, 2012 at 04:09 pm

i where sun glasses to stare down mussel flashes while catching bullets in my teeth

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foxtrot April 9, 2012 at 04:13 pm

i wear sunglasses to protect my eyes from my super bright future!

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JohnTheBaptist April 9, 2012 at 04:15 pm

I wear sunglasses to keep the satan out of my eyes

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Trey Miler April 9, 2012 at 04:21 pm

I wear sunglasses to keep all the honeys comin for me.

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DavidB April 9, 2012 at 04:24 pm

I wear sunglasses because the giant continuous nuclear explosion in the sky (AKA The Sun) is usually to bright for me.

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HMPlatinum April 9, 2012 at 04:24 pm

I wear sunglasses to keep my wife from seeing where I’m looking (.)(.)

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Trevor April 9, 2012 at 04:29 pm

I wear sunglasses to get my swag on

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S Lee April 9, 2012 at 04:38 pm

I wear sunglasses to… protect my eyes from the sun and stray particles.

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RaineAshton April 9, 2012 at 04:42 pm

I wear sunglasses to “see” the wasteland.

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Steve In Delray April 9, 2012 at 04:51 pm

i wear my sunglasses to Starbucks.

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DLRC April 9, 2012 at 04:52 pm

I wear sunglasses to work so I can sleep

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Curtis April 9, 2012 at 05:00 pm

I wear sunglasses to the bathroom

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VermiciousKnid April 9, 2012 at 05:06 pm

I wear sunglass to sleep while working and get away with it.

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ChallengerJoe April 9, 2012 at 05:14 pm

I wear sunglasses because I’m a Ninja

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Matt April 9, 2012 at 05:19 pm

I wear sunglasses to discretely check out women.

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Jusuchin (Military Otaku) April 9, 2012 at 05:24 pm

I wear sunglasses to tactically conceal myself while conducting tactically important operations operationally in large volume shopping venues, because those Asian gangs going after the Mortal Kombat machine have my ninjitsu suit hostage in their vile dry cleaning shop so I tactically wear all black with tactical sunglasses to operationally secure my tactical operations. Tactical. Operator.

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Tomb April 9, 2012 at 05:36 pm

I wear sunglasses so I can get that awesome raccoon look After taking them off.

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Josh April 9, 2012 at 05:40 pm

I wear sunglasses to hide my bloodshot hangover eyes.

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That Guy April 9, 2012 at 05:44 pm

I wear sunglasses to… hide the pain.

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Kommac April 9, 2012 at 06:00 pm

I wear sunglasses indoors ’cause I’m THAT important…

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Mike April 9, 2012 at 06:17 pm

I wear sunglasses to see my eyeballs magnified. I can see up my nose magnified too! Maybe I need a different pair so people will stop stairing at me.

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James April 9, 2012 at 06:21 pm

I wear sunglasses to keep smoldering brass away from my peepers.

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Hozen April 9, 2012 at 06:30 pm

I wear sunglasses to go out at night… Corey Hart style!

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tyler greene April 9, 2012 at 06:43 pm

I wear sunglasses to hide my shifty gaze.

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Breadnought April 9, 2012 at 06:56 pm

I wear sunglasses to accompany my puntastic one liners.

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Jwhite April 9, 2012 at 07:03 pm

I wear sunglasses to look even more Tier 1 High Speed Low Drag Operator!

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JTD April 9, 2012 at 07:08 pm

I wear sunglasses to…bed.
(I wear sunglasses at night)

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JohnO April 9, 2012 at 07:18 pm

I wear sunglasses to…elephant acrobatics.

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Ben April 9, 2012 at 07:21 pm

I wear sunglasses to hide my eyes while I’m checking out women.

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Andy B April 9, 2012 at 07:25 pm

I wear sunglasses to keep the sun outta my eyes.

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nimARo April 9, 2012 at 07:29 pm

I wear sunglasses to avoid accidents first thing in the morning

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Moose April 9, 2012 at 07:45 pm

“I wear sunglasses to keep the blood and fur out of my eyes.”

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Tekkie April 9, 2012 at 07:47 pm

I wear sunglasses to class to hide the fact that I’m asleep at my desk.

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Geoff April 9, 2012 at 07:52 pm

I wear sunglasses because my ops are blacker than yours and I need to look tacticool.

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Mr_Rich April 9, 2012 at 07:58 pm

I wear sunglasses to look cool at night

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Jason Geer April 9, 2012 at 08:03 pm

I wear sunglasses to keep the sun out of my eyes, because I’m lazy and holding my hand up to my eyes gets tiring after a while…:)

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Dennis April 9, 2012 at 08:05 pm

I wear sunglasses to protect my eyes from the Illuminati mind erasing machines.

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dasdfdf April 9, 2012 at 08:05 pm

I wear sunglasses to see at night

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bygdawg April 9, 2012 at 08:09 pm

I wear sunglasses to look diesel!!

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duhwut April 9, 2012 at 08:18 pm

i wear sunglasses to intimidate my fellow golf buddies.

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Jaime April 9, 2012 at 08:44 pm

I wear sunglasses to prevent my eyeballs from running around naked.

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BigFatPanda April 9, 2012 at 08:49 pm

I wear sunglasses to…keep the sun demons out of my eyes.

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Lateral Forces April 9, 2012 at 08:51 pm

I wear sunglasses to be the dude

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Joe April 9, 2012 at 08:54 pm

I wear sunglasses to keep the sun out of my eyes?

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Warpig240G April 9, 2012 at 08:59 pm

I wear sunglasses to keep people from looking into my soul knowing I lost my self that night to a pair of daisy duke cut-off shorts; one of those fruit of the loom tank tops; with ruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes; name was Russell.

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Nakedgun17 April 9, 2012 at 09:05 pm

I wear my sunglasses to better see trayvon approaching…

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CE April 9, 2012 at 09:08 pm

I wear sunglasses to protect my eyes!

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DavidS April 9, 2012 at 09:13 pm

I wear sunglasses only when it is not dark outside

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J D April 9, 2012 at 09:25 pm

I wear sunglasses to hide the happy.

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Tobias April 9, 2012 at 09:29 pm

I work night shift and I can use a new pair of dark glasses as I walk bleary eyed past my boss on the way out in the morning. Something very serious looking that makes her not want to delay my exfil. would be nice.

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Texassixgun April 9, 2012 at 09:30 pm

I wear sunglasses to intimidate my kids.

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JConn April 9, 2012 at 09:36 pm

I wear sunglasses to play taps.

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Phil April 9, 2012 at 09:44 pm

I wear my sunglasses in the shower, they protect my eyes from the water…a real man never lets his eyes get wet, not in the shower, not when he’s waste deep in the suck.

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Kevin April 9, 2012 at 09:47 pm

I wear sunglasses to the range!

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Bear April 9, 2012 at 09:50 pm

I wear sunglasses to save the world from my own glow.

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Houston Samuels April 9, 2012 at 09:50 pm

I wear sunglasses because
“When you get up in the morning and the light hurts your head
The first thing you do when you get up out of bed
Is hit that streets a-runnin’ and try to beat the masses
And go get yourself some ‘real 5.11’ sunglasses
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

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Dan April 9, 2012 at 09:54 pm

… to drive.

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drifter April 9, 2012 at 10:05 pm

I wear sunglasses deal with it.

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Chipsa April 9, 2012 at 10:10 pm

I wear sunglasses to see the clouds.

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032125 April 9, 2012 at 10:22 pm

I wear sunglasses to…bury the bodies.

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L.G. April 9, 2012 at 10:28 pm

I wear sunglasses to protect my eyes.

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Viken81 April 9, 2012 at 10:30 pm

I wear sunglasses to bed.

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chris April 9, 2012 at 10:40 pm

I wear sunglasses to impress the ladies.

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Cougar April 9, 2012 at 10:41 pm

I wear sunglasses to work

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Aida April 9, 2012 at 10:49 pm

I wear sunglasses to…cover my bloodshot eyes.

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Stefanie Gladden April 9, 2012 at 11:00 pm

I wear sunglasses to protect my eyes from the harmful sun rays!

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Robert F April 9, 2012 at 11:05 pm

I wear sunglasses to add a level of tacticoolness when I’m on the range

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Jeff April 9, 2012 at 11:10 pm

I wear sunglasses when I hike on trails.

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Justin April 9, 2012 at 11:49 pm

I wear sunglasses to the gun store

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ENDO-Mike April 10, 2012 at 12:03 am

Contest Closed.. doing the draw right now!

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Caleb April 10, 2012 at 03:04 am

I am determined to win! One day!!!

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Ben Branam April 10, 2012 at 08:27 am

I wear sunglasses to look cool, protect my eyes, and look cool. Did I mention sunglasses make you look cool.

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The Other Dave April 10, 2012 at 09:28 am

I wear sunglasses to be hipster at night. I don’t know. I was trying to do something off of that ’80s song with this one…

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cayton April 11, 2012 at 01:20 pm

I wear sunglasses to look cool.

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