Lil B Is Definitely The Most Useless Rapper On The Planet

I’d call him functionally retarded… but that would be disrespectful to functionally retarded people:

He likes rapping going on camera with firearms:

This isn’t the first time I’ve covered Lil B’s shennigans.  You can check out Lil B Making Noise While Holding A Handgun if you’re a sucker for punishment.

Sadly for us, this guy probably has millions of dollars in the bank.  *shrug*  Haters gonna hate I suppose.

Hat tip: Cameron F.

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J April 9, 2012 at 12:39 am

Worthless pieces of @#$%, these idiots are who some of the youth of today are looking up to and we are wondering why this country is so f’d up.

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dave w April 9, 2012 at 12:52 am

im not even gonna watch these videos

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Caleb April 9, 2012 at 01:05 am

I don’t get music these days. Apparently, its all well and good to “rap” about spongebob and how you “only fucks with bitch mob”

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brandon gerken April 9, 2012 at 03:39 am

actually this whack ass rapper (if you can even call him a rapper) is the worst rapper of all time he dosent have million at all not by a long shot he dosent even have a major record deal nobody likes him. i wanna chike the mother fucker who told him he was a good rapper

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RWC April 9, 2012 at 07:56 am

Look on the bright side, at least he is representing Susan G. Komen Rap for the Cure.

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Jeff April 9, 2012 at 08:08 am

He just might really be retarded…

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RWC April 9, 2012 at 08:08 am

And how hard can you be coming from the mean streets of Berkeley???

Granted, being from Berkeley might explain a lot.

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hnl.flyboy April 9, 2012 at 10:01 am

@ the start of the second vid:

“Lil B is one of the most revolutionary artists in music,
all he has to do is walk and they follow.” -LIL B

what a douchebag

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Logic April 9, 2012 at 11:17 am

Well Im with Farnsworth. I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.

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Adam April 9, 2012 at 12:11 pm

I really want to believe that this is all a joke and this guy is just putting on a show. Sadly, I don’t think it’s a joke.
And what is with the double barrel shotty and single action revolver??? Real ganstas rock da hi-point 9mm

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???? April 9, 2012 at 12:27 pm

It’s a joke.

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Caleb April 9, 2012 at 12:37 pm

yeah, a couple things.
1. the video of him getting knocked out for no apparent reason is still pretty hilarious.
2. I’ve heard rumors that Lil B is actually just trolling everyone, and the kids are so stupid that they don’t realize. Allegedly, he is just seeing what kind of absurd fads he can get teens to follow.
3. To provide evidence to my last point, if you look up videos of him from about 5 years ago, his rapping is “better” ( I mean that it is more identifiable as music)

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Chris April 15, 2012 at 04:17 am

Caleb,

I was going to come and post a long tirade about this dude being the most successful troll ever, but you beat me to the punch. Some people need to learn to internet, and learn to find a troll when they are out there. This dude does a hell of a job trolling, I must admit.

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Josh April 9, 2012 at 01:49 pm

I couldn’t take more than a few seconds of the first video. I think it’s nice of him to, with the intro graphic, acknowledge that he is a number 1 bitch.

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john April 9, 2012 at 02:18 pm

Its not really rap, its more like a poor ass version of spoken word. I like the silly hat in the second video

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John April 9, 2012 at 08:15 pm

50Tyson is better.

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Josh April 9, 2012 at 08:19 pm

Nails on a chalkboard is better. A hog being castrated sounds more pleasant. Fran Drescher is less offensive to the ears than this.

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GenericName April 10, 2012 at 06:42 am

Dear Mike.

You and I have talked about GOD DAMN BASED GOD before.
He’s a troll, a professional one. He does this to make fun of people like Soulja Boy- but is so good at being bad that they think he’s serious. He’s actually received an offer to collaborate with Soulja Boy, actually. When you get a request for collaboration from the person you are insulting, you are too good at what you’re doing. I’m not defending his music quality, but I thought I’d just toss this out there… again.

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wry762 April 10, 2012 at 08:46 pm

OMG! He’s the black Andy Kaufman! Check out his Wikipedia entry. There are a few clues there.

I see him playing this bit out as long as he can, and then he’ll clean himself up and get some office job.

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ENDO-Mike April 12, 2012 at 11:18 pm

haha I remember what you said from the previous post. The fact is his music still exists and gets lots of attention so i’ll continue to make fun of him.

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haha April 13, 2012 at 02:55 pm

you guys are just mad he has money and guns and you have nothing

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GenericName April 13, 2012 at 03:44 pm

I had money. Now I have guns.

Such is the cycle.

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John April 16, 2012 at 07:22 pm

Logic fail. This is a gun blog, we all have guns.

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Andrew September 13, 2012 at 03:15 am

You guys don’t get the point of Lil B. His goal is to screw with people and once you get passed how retarded he seems, he is actually a decent human being and just making fun of the rap business. I can see not liking him because of his musical style, but not liking him because a misconstrued idea of what his message is doesn’t make any sense. Musically he is hit or miss if you even appreciate the genre, but that is probably because of the sheer amount of content he creates.

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