How Big Of A Douchebag Are You On Twitter?

I’m apparently “nice” on twitter:

If only there was a site that would rate the blog… i’d probably be an 11.

What’s your twitter douchebag score?  Post it in the comments.

Make sure to follow Mr. Nice Guy (me) on twitter @GunBlog.  I blow minds with wit, and occasionally make dreams come true.

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Ben May 3, 2012 at 01:09 am

Speaking of douchebags…Who won Top Douchebag this season?

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ENDO-Mike May 3, 2012 at 12:08 pm

Oh shit, Top Shot is over? I’ll have to make up a post, thanks for reminding me!

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Will May 3, 2012 at 02:52 am

Got 15, “Quite a nice person”.

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Owensolid May 3, 2012 at 03:38 am

oh shit, 64 “FACEPALM CENTRAL”

you know.. I don’t think this thing is very accurate ;)

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ENDO-Mike May 3, 2012 at 12:08 pm

hahaha

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BalloonGoesUp May 3, 2012 at 06:22 am

29 mostly for English misuse

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NateDogg May 3, 2012 at 07:09 am

Zeros all da way……

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dondrey May 3, 2012 at 01:21 pm

41! I only tweet when I am drunk/angry so there is a lot of cussing going on.

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ExurbanKevin May 3, 2012 at 01:42 pm

49. Eff you too, buddy. @Exurbankevin

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ENDO-Mike May 3, 2012 at 02:05 pm

haha 49, that’s a respectable level of douchebaggery! I need to start tweeting more than my blog posts and the occasional comment or observation to bring my number up.

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ExurbanKevin May 3, 2012 at 03:47 pm

What’s funny is my former co-blogger is a twitter superstar with thousands of followers, and he only gets a 36.

And I’m Canadian! I’m *supposed* to be polite!

Must be my inner hockey goon coming out…

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Church May 3, 2012 at 02:57 pm

I only have a twitter so I can win stuff on your giveaways!

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Farmer Bob May 3, 2012 at 08:20 pm

24. Not bad I guess.

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Panda One-One May 3, 2012 at 09:54 pm

So Mike,

While it’s understood that from time to time you will not be able to post updates promptly at the start of the new day. I just thought you might get a laugh out of the fact that a buddy of mine gets slightly emotionally distraught when 001hrs rolls around and there is no update. I get a message saying something to the effect of – “003hrs, no ENDO update. Slightly concerned.” – “12 after, still no update. He died.”

This morning it was possibly sometime after 015hrs (*said buddy was probably horribly distraught and barely able to control the mouse when refreshing the page due to uncontrollable shaking) when he noticed an update and boy are you lucky. He was planning to file a missing person report and I was in the process of calling in to get a SAR case started….

But in all seriousness. We enjoy what you do here, so keep up the good work.

Semper Paratus

Titty Sprinkles – Discuss

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ENDO-Mike May 3, 2012 at 11:15 pm

hahaha your comment made my night. I appreciate that you guys like the site so much, thanks a lot!

Maybe I should integrate a heartbeat monitor with the google latitude API so you guys can get updates on my health and location. :P

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Jim P. May 4, 2012 at 10:13 pm

I don’t have an FB account and I am no TWITter either.

Deal with it.

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Matt G. May 5, 2012 at 03:17 am

I’ve never posted on twitter. I’m not a twat so I assumed I wasn’t invited.

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