Advanced Self Defense Moves For The Agile Operator

And if they don’t work against a real threat, at least you’ll die looking cool:

I’m thinking we need to see what these guys can do at a shooting range with real guns.  It would need to be at James Yeager’s school though where muzzle discipline and cameraman lives are not a concern.  I’m thinking that as long as these guys are good shooters, the flips wouldn’t effect their performance at all.

Any thoughts?

Hat tip: Blake L.

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Andy May 4, 2012 at 12:08 am

Now that’s cool.

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Travis May 4, 2012 at 12:31 am

I remember the first time I saw The Matrix.

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AKMSF May 4, 2012 at 05:10 pm

lol this.

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Komodo Saurian May 6, 2012 at 06:29 am

Actually that looks more like Gunkata from Equilibrium.

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NikonMikon May 4, 2012 at 01:57 am

What the FUCK is this faggoty shit? GEEZUS CHRIST.

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Vhyrus May 4, 2012 at 02:02 am

Your avatar fits you so well it is actually slightly disturbing.

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NikonMikon May 4, 2012 at 02:07 am
Vhyrus May 4, 2012 at 03:01 am

The courage wolf meme in general. I actually picture a wolf sitting at a computer typing when I read your posts.

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NikonMikon May 4, 2012 at 03:23 am

knock it off -_-

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Jeep May 4, 2012 at 02:26 am

I guess they gonna be in the next Jet Li/Jackie Chan movie.
Impressive. Useless but impressive.

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Steve May 4, 2012 at 07:25 am

Agreed. Useless.

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Mike May 4, 2012 at 08:31 am

Agreed, very impressive, but useless. I don’t care that it’s useless, unless they actually claimed that this was all practical defense tactics.

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overkill556x45 May 4, 2012 at 08:20 am

I think this was meant as a funny, but I do remember seeing videos from a NY rabbi who was teaching “self defense” with firearms that involved dive-rolling over tables, rolling into rooms, rolling left and right to “confuse” an attacker. This looks like a satire of the morons who actually train to roll along instead of, oh , I don’t know…sprinting?

(waiting for reply from lv.1000 ninja to tell me that rolling and flipping is actually super tactical)

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RWC May 4, 2012 at 12:45 pm

(waiting for reply from lv.1000 ninja to tell me that rolling and flipping is actually super tactical)

pfffttt….without proper dance steps it’s nothin’ :-P

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dave w May 4, 2012 at 08:30 am

i just wish i had the energy level to even try those moves

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RWC May 4, 2012 at 12:44 pm

Reminds me of Team Ryouko.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkET6fjaqwc&feature=related

A lot of the team performed in movies so maybe that is what these guys are going for.

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Ringo45 May 4, 2012 at 02:04 pm

“affect” not “effect”

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walkamile May 4, 2012 at 02:15 pm

I want to see the video where they try to dodge live ammo.

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Frank May 4, 2012 at 06:18 pm

+1 Simunition

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Church May 4, 2012 at 02:17 pm

The mag change flip was badass. And it is useless, unless you’re trying to get a part in a movie…

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cc19 May 4, 2012 at 05:20 pm
ocelot May 5, 2012 at 12:12 am

This is what hollywood teaches kid’s these days…..

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Mark May 5, 2012 at 01:19 pm

I looked at it and thought it was a gym or school for movie stuntmen. Also, lack of even blank cases or moving actions makes this really silly. Hollywood teacup weavers also present.

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Fiendir May 6, 2012 at 12:42 pm

Seriously, I just can’t be the only one who instantly thought of Tomb Raider/Lara Croft.
I freaking grew up with those games, too bad the gunplay was pretty off, hahah.

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