POS Bathroom Holster Idea

The “Number Two” holster:

I don’t know what kind of magical clean public bathrooms the inventors of this “system” visit… but the ones I go in I am tempted to burn my shoes after I exit.  If I had one of those Men In Black things I could use to erase my memory after some bathroom visits, I’d be all over that too.

I would not even consider ever touching anything again that hung off the back of a toilet, the grab bar, or the peg on the door.  What ever happened to just maintaining outward tension with your knees so the gun didn’t hit the ground?

If your weapon is causing you problems when you visit the bathroom, and you’re in to carrying stuff around that has been in contact with countless filthy bathrooms, go spend $20 of your hard earned money quickly over at the Number 2 Holster website.

Does anyone actually think this is a good idea?  Maybe I’m just a wimp when it comes to tolerating poop germs.

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MrMaigo June 8, 2012 at 12:42 am

I’d love to go into the bathroom after someone who has it, there’s no way they’ll remember it EVERY time

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El Duderino June 8, 2012 at 12:45 am

Better name: Crap Holster.

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Punish3r June 8, 2012 at 01:06 am

ROFL

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Jeep June 8, 2012 at 07:29 am

Disgusting indeed. They better try to sell a simple shelf, where you can leave your stuff, and not only your gun.

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Cory June 8, 2012 at 08:31 am

I’d number two all over that holsterd.

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Ben Branam June 8, 2012 at 10:19 am

I worked for an armored car company for years and we always had problems with guys forgetting their gun in the bathroom. Most of the time it was inside our own office, but there were times forgot their gun in other restrooms. If you want to see someone panic, find someone that realizes they left their gun in a public restroom. My advice, keep the gun on you so you can’t forget it! I make it idiot proof buy holding my pants half way up with my hand on the holster sitting on my knee. It makes it impossible for me to forget it and hard for someone to take it from me under the stall.

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Soless June 8, 2012 at 10:19 am

Just hang it up on the coat hook.

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battlewagon June 8, 2012 at 12:03 pm

I use a cheap uncle mikes holster most of the time, I take it out of my waistband and then lay it inside my pants when I drop trou. Only takes a moment, keeps the firearm safe and secure from prying eyes and since you can’t pull your pants back up without picking it up there is no chance of forgetting it.

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Mike B. June 8, 2012 at 02:00 pm

Better yet, is to poop in the morning, at home, before you leave the house. You’re in a familiar environment, nobody else’s germs, if you forget your gun there, only you will find it, and you won’t need to worry about an ambush while you’re squatting.

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Church June 8, 2012 at 07:04 pm

This thing is stupid. I have no problem with my gun when i’m taking a shit.

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Vhyrus June 8, 2012 at 07:11 pm

Pocket carry. Problem solved.

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ranger g June 8, 2012 at 08:33 pm

My answer is the smart carry holster. It’s number one when it comes to the challenge of doing number two….

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Jim P. June 9, 2012 at 10:16 am

I don’t think I can add any further crap to this post.

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