Shit Veterans Don’t Say

LOLOL so classic.  From the same guys that brought us Shit Veterans Want To Say.

I’ve actually said a few of those things, i’m not going to say which ones so you guys don’t think any less of me. :P

I can’t even pick out my favorite line, because they were all money.

Thoughts?

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James M&P June 12, 2012 at 12:15 am

I do Miss the Golden Girls. Especially Bea Arthur.

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Jeep June 12, 2012 at 02:26 am

HA HA HA! Awesome. I HAD to watch the Veteran Inner Monologue right after, it’s priceless.

Do we have too much beer?

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Jess Banda June 12, 2012 at 04:18 am

Very funny and original lines…but come on, yellow ribbons?

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Jay June 14, 2012 at 12:49 pm

Yes, yellow ribbons. If you want to support the troops, send us RED BULL. Keep your ribbons.

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SPC Fish June 15, 2012 at 07:07 pm

haha thats great. and true. i survive mostly on energy drinks and packs of Tuna. but im not knocking yellow ribbons. its nice to see people putting them up. but Id rather see more people flying American flags outside their home and business

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matt June 15, 2012 at 07:57 pm

Aren’t those yellow ribbons made in China? And I wonder how many people here, especially veterans and service members remember the proper way to dispose of a torn or tattered American flag? Or do they just desecrate them by throwing them in the trash. Think about it, how many flags (especially the miniature ones) do you see around the 4th, or veterans or memorial day. How many people do you see disposing of them properly? God I loved the Boy Scouts, I never burned so many flags in my life out side of the Scouts.

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saoperator June 12, 2012 at 06:18 am

These guys are welfare queens who think the world owes them something because they signed on the dotted line and volunteered for the military. Then they act like they’re special because it took 8 years to make no difference in Afghanistan and Iraq was no different. Hell, it took less than four years to pound Japan into submission, and Hitler to eat his gun when the sound of foreign troops became clear.

I’m tired of these welfare kids thinking they’re above the law, owed something by society, and constant bragging. Man up. You signed up to do a job, now it’s time to move on. You never guys who were the first wave of D-Day carrying on like this, nor did the men who fought at: Midway, Iwo Jima, the Bulge, North Africa, or Italy.

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cayton June 12, 2012 at 07:47 am

wat?

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Mike June 12, 2012 at 08:20 am

What?

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JConn June 12, 2012 at 08:38 am

Epic troll is epic

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settles June 12, 2012 at 09:00 am

Troll or someone has service envy.

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gut June 12, 2012 at 05:41 pm

washout in basic/boot or did MEPS no-go you?

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El Duderino June 12, 2012 at 06:50 pm

Mall ninja guy?

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matt June 12, 2012 at 07:37 pm

lol @ all the butt hurt veterans. he is right, the only reason they signed up was for the GI bill and the sign on bonus. What do you think would happen to recruitment efforts if they got rid of that? As asoperator said, welfare queens of the highest order, who wrap themselves in a flag and claim they are defending me from some goat herders on the other side of the planet. I’ll be loling when they go to a VA for the first time and figure out how much their country really cares about them.

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matt June 12, 2012 at 07:53 pm

A classic example of how much their country cares can be taken from the 1932 Bonus Protests in Washington DC. Where 40,000+ WW1 veterans, their wives and children were brutally assaulted with rifles, bayonets, tanks and a arsenic based chemical weapon by Gen MacAruther, Gen Eisenhower and Maj Patton. When directly ordered by by his Commander and Chief, Pres Hoover, Gen MacAruther disobeyed a direct order and continued his rampage on the veterans because he personally didnt agree with their suspected political viewpoint. Ever wonder how they became known as the greatest generation? They took it by force from the previous generation.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonus_Army

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Jim P. June 12, 2012 at 10:40 pm

I’m a vet. I did my time and have as yet to use anything except for about a year of the G.I. Bill. Note that the Montgomery G.I. Bill required the active member to invest about $1200 into it to get it. I’m pretty sure this is still the way it works. So it is not a “free” ride benefit.

I pretty much stand on my own and consider the V.A. as a last resort in my hip pocket. I knew it going in and didn’t care. I also didn’t get a signing bonus.

If you actually watched the video, one of the quotes was along the lines of “I support everything Congress does.” A large portion of the military is conservative and along the [r]epublican ideal. Do you think any of us really want to be blowing the shit out of hapless goat herders? The decision to extend the mission in Afghanistan was does by National Command Authority. NCA is a combination of the President and Congress. NCA has never passed or signed a formal declaration of war for either Iraq or Afghanistan. NCA never a formal declaration of war for Vietnam or Korea. (Sub-note the Korean war is still ongoing. I qualify for the VFW for serving in Korea in the late 80’s.) Most vets I know have day jobs and don’t really kiss the V.A.’s ass. In fact they don’t care. Some do get disability pensions, but would have rather done the 25+ years to get the real one.

I would like to see the number of vets that are truly on welfare. I’d also like to see someone compare the number of vets that get disability to the various state’s worker comp systems. I bet the vets service related disability claims are lower.

On a personal note, I do my best to ignore English and grammar in online posts just because the person could be posting from a device without a true keyboard. You post here on a regular enough basis I’d figure I’d mention it. Reading posts with proper grammar, capitalization, and other such things is much easier. When you post with no commas, limited punctuation, and all lowercase tends to let me discount what you are saying.

[r] If you have to ask, you are part of the problem.

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matt June 12, 2012 at 11:41 pm

It doesnt matter if you have to “invest” $1,200, the ROI is absurd.

It is a last resort everyone else doesnt have. Since you’re a republican, i’m assuming you’re against Obamacare, yet you have your own form of government health insurance courtesy the VA. And if you didnt get a enlistment bonus, have you received re-enlistment bonuses?

It doesnt matter if you don’t support blowing up goat herders, who knew what you were going to be asked to do when you signed up. Do you think things were going to be much different than any other war, going as far back as at least the civil war? During the civil war both sides ruthless attacked the civilian populations. And even if you do 25 years, your pension is still welfare. It is essentially no different than unemployment insurance, except that it is for a far greater amount, and doesnt run out after 6 months.

Their disability claims would be far lower? Even though everyone has PTSD, something that didnt exist up until recently?

lol wut? My previous post had over a dozen commas, and plenty of periods. Oh noes i forgot to capitalize a single sentence in my first post Sgt Grammar Nazi. This is even a case of the pot calling the kettle black, you a single comma when you said you invested “$1200”.

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matt June 12, 2012 at 11:42 pm

*you forgot a single comma, lulz

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James M&P June 13, 2012 at 01:11 am

As a veteran myself I don’t like it when people play the Vet card. The My opinion is more important crap. I had a guy in a college class call me out as I wasn’t patriotic because I wasn’t a veteran and had never stepped into uniform BS. I had already been back from Afghanistan for 9 months. When I had indicated I had been overseas he then retreats into “well you’re not a real veteran I was in the first Persian Gulf War” wow a war that lasted 100 hours . How many homeless vets are out there? They just can’t seem to work. I know plenty that are always looking for handouts. I also know many that are hard working great individuals. the video was funny but contained a bit of bullshit. Isn’t that what parody is about?

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matt June 13, 2012 at 08:50 am

lol @ the 1st Gulf war guy. I really don’t care that much about the guy you mention who cant find any job and is on Section 8/SNAP compared to the career service member.

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Jim P. June 13, 2012 at 10:02 pm

It is a last resort everyone else doesnt have.

Why not? You, or they, couldn’t muster the courage, fortitude, commitment to join up? Is that my fault?

Since you’re a republican, i’m assuming you’re against Obamacare,

No, I’m a registered independent or little “r” republican. But yes I’m I’m against Obamacare.

yet you have your own form of government health insurance courtesy the VA.

Yes I do. But that is part and parcel of the package for spending time serving my country. You can get the same deal by serving. If you want it changed, please inform your congressman, start a movement, etc. But blaming me for it is about the same as blaming me for the weather outside your door.

It doesnt matter if you don’t support blowing up goat herders, who knew what you were going to be asked to do when you signed up.

While it is not a defense in a war crimes trial to say “I didn’t know that was an illegal order,” at the same time the general decisions on the objectives of the war are dictated by the NCA. If you want the military to go in kill people and break things, they will do it to the best of their ability. That’s what they know how to do well. Winning hearts and minds is a different animal; especially in a third world country.

And even if you do 25 years, your pension is still welfare. It is essentially no different than unemployment insurance, except that it is for a far greater amount, and doesnt run out after 6 months.

An E-7 at 25 years and retires get 50% of their base pay. At 25 years an E-7 is getting $4,496.40 a month so they get $2,248.20 a month. Many other federal workers get the same deal. Why aren’t they welfare queens?

Their disability claims would be far lower? Even though everyone has PTSD, something that didnt exist up until recently?

Look up Combat stress reaction (CSR), or shell shock, or battle fatigue. Those were terms previously used. While it was considered acute, a good doctor could use it to muster out or long-term treatment for what is now called PTSD.

Oh noes i forgot to capitalize a single sentence in my first post Sgt Grammar Nazi.

Like I said, I do my best to ignore English and grammar issues in general. I know I’m not perfect, but paragraphs, punctuation and capitalization just enhances readability. BTW, do you know that “doesnt” is actually spelled as “doesn’t” abbreviated for “does not”?.

I’ll just do my best to ignore Godwin’s Law. I really shouldn’t even be responding to a troll, but every once in a while I’ll make an exception when the troll’s response just irks me.

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matt June 13, 2012 at 10:13 pm

I was smart enough not to join up. And skilled enough to make $25 a hour the day after I graduated high school.

So you’re a wannabe republican?

Receiving VA services still makes you a welfare queen, just as much as SNAP/Section 8 is part of the package for being an American.

Stop blaming the NCA for your actions, man up and take some responsibility for once in your life.

Federal workers are welfare queens as well. Pensions are pretty much unheard of for private sector employees. And enlistment bonuses and reenlistment bonuses are absurd, the only people who get more are corporate executives of major companies and Wall Street.

What did Patton say to the soldier complaining about battle fatigue? Oh yeah, he slapped him with his gloves, grabbed him by the collar, dragged him to the entrance of the medical tent, and kicked his ass out, while yelling “Don’t admit this son-of-a-bitch”, then demanded that Kuhl be sent back to the front, adding, “You hear me, you gutless bastard? You’re going back to the front.”

Thanks for the lesson on apostrophes Sgt. Grammar Nazi, I should recommend you for a commendation. Because everyone really gives a damn about them in the comment section of a gun blog, this isnt a resume or dissertation you know.

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The World June 13, 2012 at 11:50 pm

Why do you hate me?

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Jim P. June 14, 2012 at 01:38 am

I was smart enough not to join up. And skilled enough to make $25 a hour the day after I graduated high school.

Oh goody for you. You didn’t have to join up. Then complaining about the VA benefits that I get as part of the deal for serving comes from where? I made a contract with the United States government that they said they would honor, just as I would honor my side of the contract. I did my side, they have a contractual obligation to honor their side.

If the company that hired you $25 a hour the day after you graduated high school suddenly started paying you only $20 an hour — what would you have done?

If you had a written contract you could have sued. If it was not to your liking you could have quit without any repercussion.

When you are in the military, that has legal repercussions.

So you’re a wannabe republican?

No. That you have to ask means you are part of the problem. The U.S. Constitution was designed to be a limited small federal government looking outward and the individual, sovereign states were to look inward, as needed. A true republican believes in being as self-supporting as possible, and only grants to the various governments the right to de-conflict where needed.

Receiving VA services still makes you a welfare queen, just as much as SNAP/Section 8 is part of the package for being an American.

Where in the U.S. Constitution is “SNAP/Section 8” listed?

Stop blaming the NCA for your actions, man up and take some responsibility for once in your life.

I’ll gladly man up to any acts I was involved in. As SPC Fish commented further down because the whole reason we are still in Afghanistan is politics.

If I am an active duty military person, I have to follow the orders from above. If I am ordered to kill anyone that leaves their house with a firearm, that is something I can do. If the order is to make a friend with everyone in the village — how do you do that? That is literally how orders are written. I’m not trying to duck responsibility — I’m trying to be realistic.

Federal workers are welfare queens as well. Pensions are pretty much unheard of for private sector employees. And enlistment bonuses and reenlistment bonuses are absurd, the only people who get more are corporate executives of major companies and Wall Street.

You want to know why pensions are as dead as the dodo? The unions couldn’t afford them. From your comments, you can’t see a difference difference between those who work in some form or fashion and those sucking at the government teat.

What did Patton say to the soldier complaining about battle fatigue? Oh yeah, he slapped him with his gloves, grabbed him by the collar, dragged him to the entrance of the medical tent, and kicked his ass out, while yelling “Don’t admit this son-of-a-bitch”, then demanded that Kuhl be sent back to the front, adding, “You hear me, you gutless bastard? You’re going back to the front.”

And now you are denigrating what was PTSD? I can agree that PTSD may be over-diagnosed currently. But that it never previously existed is a fallacy.

Thanks for the lesson on apostrophes Sgt. Grammar Nazi, I should recommend you for a commendation. Because everyone really gives a damn about them in the comment section of a gun blog, this isnt a resume or dissertation you know.

While it is not a resume or dissertation, it is a commentary on how people view you from one keyboard to another. When I’m reading a comment that you post, all I have to judge is your presentation of text and language. I really have no context to your age, gender, orientation, history, or any other knowledge of you than your prior posts, if I remember them. Trying to put your best foot forward is always a good thing. Employers can ask for your FB, Twitter, etc. passwords. If a company were to ask me for that I would tell them where to get off. But if you were to give consent to search to an employer, would you want an employer to see your posts as they are? Isn’t that point to consider?

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matt June 14, 2012 at 06:51 am

As you said, I “didn’t have to join up”, further confirming that service members aren’t in it to protect and serve, but rather that they do so because they can’t make it in the private sector. Contracts are routinely broken, have you been to a VA, do you really think they are honoring it?

Dunno, never have had an employer decrease my salary.

Not really, the only job where I had a employment contract, the terms were routinely broken (pay schedule), and was ultimately fired for demanding that I get paid on time. I couldn’t have sued because the company didnt have any money to take, instead I kept the company laptop because it was listed in the compensation clause, and then laughed when my boss said he would call the cops.

You are a wannabe Republican if your not registered as one but still go around calling yourself it instead of a independent. Guess what old man, times, values and ideologies change, just because the Republicans today aren’t inline with yours doesnt mean they aren’t Republicans. Take for instance the Republicans of your day, and those of during the civil war. Those civil war era Republicans dont seem to share the same values as you do in regards to a small limited federal government, look at Pres Lincoln did.

There is a whole lot more to the laws in this country than the constitution. Try reading the United States compiled statutes if you want to see where SNAP/Section 8 is listed.

We are still in Afghanistan, because Republicans and virtually all service members demanded we invade it after 9-11, and because people like SPC Fish want to have an adventure at other peoples expense, and are more than willing to kill whoever just so they can wrap themselves in a flag, and dream of a ticker tape parade.

If your a active duty military person, you can disobey orders. The consequences are irrelevant.

Pensions are dead because they are/were a Ponzi scheme. All government workers suck from the government teat.

Patton was the one denigrating PTSD/battle fatigue, most service members seem to hold him in high regard, even though he didnt share the feeling, see WW1 bonus protests I mentioned previously.

lol, so youre judging me based on my lack of apostrophes rather than the content of my message. Yes, i’ll be sure to put my best foot forward sometime, because I really value what you think of me Sgt Grammar Nazi. I dont use social networking, its creepy, companies like Google and Facebook received money from the CIA (Qinetiq) or members of the board of directors of Qinetiq via other companies. Have you read up on how easy it is for LEOs (or anyone impersonating one) to obtain the data without a warrant?

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Heath June 14, 2012 at 09:36 am

May God bless our veterans. They defend our rights and freedoms that allow ungrateful ignorant asshats to bad mouth those very people who have ensured that freedom. Is it ironic that those who complain the loudest about the military and the benefits they receive justify their actions as their rights but the fail to see they owe that right to our veterans?

Some people will never get it and if we argue with them we accomplish nothing.

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matt June 14, 2012 at 11:13 am

lol, cause you know those goat herders in Afghanistan are really trying to suppress my speech. if you look back thru history, the us military has historically massacred American civilians to suppress their speech, see the Kent State Massacre or the Bonus Protests of 1932.

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Heath June 14, 2012 at 12:26 pm

Bless you, too.

Ann August 26, 2012 at 12:55 am

I agree with most all that you had to say to Matt……But you are 100 percent wrong that unions could not afford pensions any longer….R. Reagan broke many unions and wanted to use the teamsters retirement to pay off the natinoal debt during his admin. Unions were how your ancestors were ablr to come out of the wars and come back to good paying jobs that could provide for their families. It is not a hand out for corps. or any job to supply you with insurance and pensions to retire on. That is no difference than the benifits you continue to get for working for the US. Is it a hand out for hard working people to make the money for the corps. so that they get bonuses of outrageous $$$’s off the employee’s blood, sweat and tears and non to the worker? Unions have become out dated only due to the conservative that wanted only the 1 percent to profit……Learn your history before knocking something that gave you the competitve wages you earn. Sad to hear the young think that a GM/Ford or any car plant worker doesn’t deserve more than their pay after 20-25 years.

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RWC June 13, 2012 at 11:56 pm

C’mon, you’re going to sockpuppet this early?

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matt June 14, 2012 at 06:33 am

lol wut? do you even know what a sock puppet is?

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SPC Fish June 13, 2012 at 06:07 pm

so you are saying that the ranger up guys are welfare queens? i dont see how someone who served as an army ranger and then went of and started a very successful business are anywhere near welfare queens. could you please explain your logic. and obviously you have never served in the military because the whole reason we are still in afghanistan is politics. its not like world war 2 where you didnt have as many rules and could go out to wipe the enemy off the face of the earth. the last firefight i was in had weeks of investigations and paperwork. and the action only lasted 25 minutes.

Also, can you tell me where you “operate” Mr. Operator? is SA for south africa? are you a contractor? Or are you just a little bitch that never had the balls to go

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matt June 13, 2012 at 10:00 pm

Yes they were when they were Rangers, they took money from the gov’t because they couldnt get a better job in the private sector. It is hard to say that you have a very successful business when all you do is sell T shirts. Oh look I have a Cafe Press account, I must be a businessman! Politics is one of the reasons we are there, another is that people are more than willing to fight so they can wrap themselves in a flag and try to think theyre special.

Enjoy your PTSD, alcoholism and beating your wife and kids. I hope the re-enlistment bonus was worth it.

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SqDb June 15, 2012 at 12:11 pm

When they were Rangers, they worked for the government. Worked. And they were paid/compensated for that work.

As far as “couldn’t get a job in the private sector”: sure, that applies to a lot of folks. But for some military guys, it’s not that they “couldn’t”, it’s simply that they “didn’t”. “The life” appeals to some.

And you’re on the government teat too. Don’t believe it? See link:

http://www.ynsyaa.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/1249903387-4chan_on_socialism.png

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matt June 15, 2012 at 02:34 pm

People only qualify for unemployment insurance if they worked. It doesn’t change the fact that they are on welfare. What other job besides the Military will accept anyone with zero prior experience, all I can think of is McDonalds. They choose the military because it was the highest paying job that would accept someone who had no clue what they were doing, and needed their hand to be held the entire way. Welfare queens extraordinaire.

lol that post makes no sense, I don’t get electricity for free, I pay for it. Same with water. I don’t watch FCC regulated TV. ARPANET has nothing to do with the internet, the only thing they share in common is packet switching. Too lazy to individually address the other points but they are false as well, because they are services paid for by taxes either directly or indirectly. Welfare is when you get directly paid by the government, try harder next time with your wannabe attempt at trolling.

ITT, butthurt veterans and service members.

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SqDb June 15, 2012 at 03:32 pm

The military takes people with zero experience for a reason. Brain Plasticity drops significantly after the approximate age of 24. People in the 18-24 range are easier to train.

And everyone needs a start somewhere. How much professional experience did you have when applying for your first job? Yet someone gave you a chance.

The point of the link is that everyone receives some benefit from government. Only the degree varies.

Moving on to “Welfare”. Your statement: “Welfare is when you get directly paid by the government…” is false. Welfare can come from private sources as well.

“Welfare” is a blanket term and only means that a person receives money from either public, private, or combined sources based on some predetermined factors.

A person who received Social Security Disability Insurance is receiving an insurance payout, from the government, for a government healthcare/insurance policy with premiums paid in the form of FICA taxes. Similarly, unemployment *insurance* is often based in part on an employees’ contribution, and the pay-out is an insurance claim.

A person receiving an insurance pay-out could thus be categorized as a person “on welfare”.

Yet, your use of the term “welfare queen” is pejorative and equates ANYONE receiving ANY financial assistance or pay (for services or claims) with a very specific and stereotypical demographic (lazy poor people who leech off the system as the only means of getting through life).

Your continued insistence upon calling military personnel “welfare queens” is inaccurate at best (demonstrating a flawed perspective on what welfare actually entails) and inflammatory at worst. In either case, your analogy falls flat.

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matt June 15, 2012 at 04:01 pm

I work in IT and am self taught. The only time I went to a training class, I knew all the material, and spent the class DoSing peoples computers.

Those “benefits” you mentioned in that 4chan post are not benefits, they are services either paid for directly, or indirectly thru taxes. Getting a paycheck from the government is entirely different.

The military is full of lazy and/or poor people who couldnt take private shooting and combat classes before they signed up. They are the same as people on SNAP/Section 8, except they consume far more resources, and enjoy a higher standard of living.

How is my posting being inflammatory relevant?

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chevy June 15, 2012 at 05:15 pm

it amazes me how dumb you are. just dumb

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matt June 15, 2012 at 06:25 pm

cause you know, your reply demonstrates your incredible debating skills, and illustrates how much of an intellectual you are. you must be really butthurt to post that. I can take solace in knowing you wasted 10 minutes of your life reading my posts.

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chevy June 15, 2012 at 06:32 pm

your an idiot

chevy June 15, 2012 at 06:36 pm

I’ve killed smarter people than you. get a life dude

matt June 15, 2012 at 07:52 pm

i’m sure you have internet tough guy, is that really the best you can come up with?

Jim P. June 16, 2012 at 12:25 am

I work in IT and am self taught.

You are obviously a god then and know everything.

The only time I went to a training class, I knew all the material, and spent the class DoSing peoples computers.

That shows your maturity level and common sense. And really shows how little you think of anyone else. The people attending these classes are there to learn. By doing a PoD, and similar tactics, that tells me about where your skill levels are. That your are denying or slowing down the training for others show’s how petty you are. Most tech trainers I have run into appreciate students that do their best to assist the trainer in getting everyone out with the best experience, and knowledge they can handle.

In addition, disrupting the learning environment, to please yourself says you think you are a superior being.

The military is full of lazy and/or poor people who couldnt take private shooting and combat classes before they signed up. They are the same as people on SNAP/Section 8, except they consume far more resources, and enjoy a higher standard of living.

I would quite enjoy seeing you spending a week on almost any military base and see how lazy the active duty members are. I bet you could ask a base commander to let you shadow someone just for the experience. Have you actually ever talked to someone on active duty, let alone in the Guard or Reserves? For that matter have you actually ever met someone in the military?

Since you are a morally superior god, obviously none of the rest of us who have actually done it have any valid opinion that you should even consider.

BTW, I happen to be former USAF, pretty much self-taught production DBA, that currently has a distinctly above the median income job. About the only VA benefits I used were a year of my Montgomery G.I. bill benefits.

That you are so stupid that you can’t even listen enough to the multiple vets just responding to this particular post tells me that you may have knowledge, but don’t know how to learn.

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don’t. — Pete Seeger

I have posted multiple replies to you. You have posted multiple replies that show you are a jackass, and couldn’t and can’t even be considerate enough to think about the viewpoint from anyone else. That means you are an ideologue. When you grow up, let us know.

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matt June 16, 2012 at 08:32 am

It shows how poor the training was. And who the hell uses ICMP to DoS? This isnt the 1980s. Of course the trainer loves students who assist the trainer, it is free labor. Unless the other trainees want to pay me $2,000 per person like they did Symantec, I’m not going to train them.

I’ve been on Great Lakes Naval Base, a copy I worked for leased buildings (124 & 125) from the VA there, they were infested with carcinogenic mold, I still have pictures.

I’m considering your opinion as much as you are considering mine.

Wow, you must be proud that youre a DBA, SQL is so difficult. And congrats on your ability to suck off the governments teet with your free college education.

Those vets dont have anything to teach, they are simply crying because I don’t support them.

Your previous replies showed you are a Grammar Nazi, come on, point out another grammar mistake I made, you might get promoted.

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matt June 16, 2012 at 08:35 am

*a company I worked for

matt June 16, 2012 at 08:40 am

“President Franklin D. Roosevelt wanted a postwar assistance program to help transition from wartime but he wanted it need based for poor people, not just veterans… The G.I. Bill was created to prevent a repetition of the Bonus March of 1932…”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G.I._Bill

Go read up on the Bonus Protests of 1932, see how much MacAruther, Esinhower and Patton cared about the troops? The WW1 vets got gassed with a arsenic based chemical weapon by Bismark, and then again when they got home by MacAruther. Even when Hover directly ordered MacAruther to cease his assault, he disobeyed a direct order, because he didn’t personally agree with the veterans political viewpoint, he thought they were commies.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonus_Army

NikonMikon June 16, 2012 at 12:51 pm

Geezus fucking CHRIST you are SO fucking butthurt.

matt June 16, 2012 at 01:28 pm

Try harder. Is calling people a fag, or repeating what I say the best you can come up with? Are you still in highschool? Did I offend you because your mommie or daddy is in the service?

matt June 16, 2012 at 01:31 pm

Yep, you are in high school. Nice hello kitty guitar. Did you start coming here because your daddy bought you a hi-point?
http://www.formspring.me/nikonmikon/picture

NikonMikon June 16, 2012 at 01:31 pm

I think it’s safe to say you offended everyone but not because anyone’s in the service, you offended everyone because you’re a huge faggot.

matt June 16, 2012 at 01:37 pm

Your a fan of Hanson too!?! And you have the audacity a call someone else a fag? Wow!
http://www.songmeanings.net/profiles/interaction/17501904/comments/

Thinking ‘Bout Somethin’ by Hanson
posted 03-05-2012, rated 0, view
“This song is amazing, I can’t believe there aren’t more comments here. The video is great as well. This is the kind of song that can make anyone happy after feeling played, used, mistreated or betrayed.”

NikonMikon June 16, 2012 at 01:38 pm

Yeah dawg that hello kitty guitar is totally in my collection now. Also that hanson song is the shit. The video is a blues brothers tribute. You don’t hate the blues brothers do you? Faggot.

matt June 16, 2012 at 01:47 pm

so whats up with repeating fag over and over again, did your dad get drunk and molest you? The Irish are known to do that.

NikonMikon June 16, 2012 at 01:48 pm

You seem perturbed. Fag.

matt June 16, 2012 at 01:50 pm

so, did you like it when your dad touched you? did you cum?

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NikonMikon June 16, 2012 at 01:50 pm

All over the place brah. You should know, you were there fag.

matt June 16, 2012 at 01:52 pm

I was.

NikonMikon June 16, 2012 at 01:55 pm

There you go matt now you’re getting the hang of it. Fag.

matt June 16, 2012 at 01:58 pm

so how many times did it happen?

NikonMikon June 16, 2012 at 01:59 pm

Poor matty what are you gonna do when your only friend mikeymike unsubscribes from this thread????? Hang in there bro. You can do it.

matt June 16, 2012 at 02:06 pm

i’ll declare victory and throw myself a ticker tape parade. You forgot the word fag BTW, just a FYI but saying it over and over again gives away the fact that you’ve given up just like in the cokeman-makes-a-troll-video-especially-for-this-blog thread.

And just wondering but how did it feel to get raped by a dog on two separate occasions when you followed your dad around as a letter carrier for your summer job. Your dad really did give life his all as demonstrated by his career aspirations. Are you going to follow in his footsteps. bbl, back to workin on my car.

NikonMikon June 16, 2012 at 02:12 pm

http://i.imgur.com/yaPV1.jpg

Dohohoho someone knows how to google usernames. You aren’t very good at this matty fag. See above image for more information.

matt June 16, 2012 at 03:25 pm

[–]NikonMikon 0 points 9 months ago

You have no idea what letter carriers go through with dogs. It’s not a funny little joke. Dogs attack carriers every year in great numbers. Dogs have a more acute sense of smell and they can smell the hundreds of hands that have touched the letters your carrier has in his left arm and hand as well as the bundle in his satchel on his hip (if he isnt using a cart). No person thinks their own dog is an evil little shit and rightfully so, but they behave differently when strangers come to their living area. My father is a letter carrier and has been attacked by numerous dogs. I’ve also been a letter carrier as a casual. I myself was attacked twice in the 6 month contract I had and had to spray one of them.
http://www.reddit.com/user/NikonMikon?count=350&after=t1_c2o1w5l

NikonMikon June 16, 2012 at 03:30 pm

You do realize that I am aware that everyone can read everything I post online right? I literally give ZERO fucks. I have multiple usernames to segregate aspects of my life from faggots like you brah. You’ve not really found much of anything holmes. Keep digging I’ll give you a few days. Fag.

matt June 16, 2012 at 04:02 pm

mikeymike4g63

NikonMikon June 16, 2012 at 04:04 pm

Dig deeper. Fagception.

matt June 16, 2012 at 04:06 pm

once again, i wana know how you think you call someone a fag with authority when you travel out of state to anime conventions

NikonMikon June 16, 2012 at 04:07 pm

Took pics of hot anime chicks, hung out with a chick not related to anime. Not sure how that’s gay brah.

matt June 16, 2012 at 04:52 pm

found you, wow you work at burger king, I bet your parents are proud

http://www.facebook.com/MicahLeeJones

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=107345769375642&set=a.106125079497711.12079.100003006596471&type=3&theater

looks just like

http://www.formspring.me/nikonmikon/picture

Micah Lee Jones aka Mike Jones is from a shitty Lake Charles, LA suburb (DeRidder) whos civic center is featured in your jewtube channel. ya even have the same shitty courage wolf meme picture in your facebook album as ya use here as your avatar.

mat June 16, 2012 at 04:53 pm

found you, wow you work at burger king, I bet your parents are proud

facebook.com/MicahLeeJones

All your photos look just like the previous picture I posted with the hello kitty guitar. Micah Lee Jones aka Mike Jones is from a Lake Charles, LA suburb (DeRidder) whos civic center is featured in your youtube channel. ya even have the same courage wolf meme picture in your facebook album as ya use here as your avatar.

NikonMikon June 16, 2012 at 05:01 pm

looooooooooooooooooool i don’t have a facebook amateur. Did you seriously think that was me? I hope this is just your attempt at socially engineering more information out of me and not really your Coup de grâce. I SHIGGIOUSLY DIGGIOUSLY.

here man i’ll give you a picture of me so you can really get to work: http://i.imgur.com/jAPT7.jpg

by the way that is also the face i’m making when you seriously thought that fellow was me. Does he look like he’s into guns or cameras? He can’t even take a picture with proper white balance. Did you check his interests for firearms or photography? Keep trying baby troll, you’ll get there one day…

http://i.imgur.com/TbaKL.png

mat June 16, 2012 at 05:11 pm

lulz, bet ya didnt think i’d find it would ya?

NikonMikon June 16, 2012 at 05:17 pm

Now I know you’re reaching. There’s now way you’re stupid enough to believe that’s me when I could easily post a youtube video show that it isn’t. Good job baby troll you’re learning but you got a long way to go fag.

here’s something for your efforts: http://i.imgur.com/yWChI.gif

mat June 16, 2012 at 05:23 pm

cause ya know the photos are of exactly the same obese person, with the same shitty goatee, from the same shitty small town…
and of course the pic you posted that you said is of yourself looks nothing like the hello kitty pic you all ready acknowledged was you and bears the name nikonmikon…

So, what should I say to your mommie and daddy?

NikonMikon June 16, 2012 at 05:57 pm

Call them fags, fag. :)

I really hope you seriously are just trying to get more info out of me because if you really think that’s me it is hilarious. I was showing my friend on skype and we had a great laugh about how wrong it was. Shit was HILARIOUS.

Sorry for the late reply man I know you really need me to make your life interesting but I had things to do. so yeah call them fags brah. they’re not my parents :)

RWC June 13, 2012 at 11:53 pm

Matt made ‘Lead Barista’ this month.

I think his career choices are sound.

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matt June 14, 2012 at 06:52 am

IT

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NikonMikon June 14, 2012 at 06:22 am

guys its SA Operator, he’s a well known troll amongst some…

basically ignore his faggoty shit.

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matt June 14, 2012 at 06:59 am

Nope, go thru the comments on The Truth About Guns, i’ve been saying outrageous shit on gun blogs for a while. You just can’t get it thru you head that most people don’t give a rats ass about service members, unless they are/were one, or one of their immediate family is one. If you still don’t believe me, petition Mike to compare IPs and do geolocation lookups on them.

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RWC June 14, 2012 at 10:42 am

“i’ve been saying outrageous shit on gun blogs for a while.”

‘Human beings are social creatures and need social interaction, feedback, and validation of their worth. The emotionally mature person doesn’t need to go hunting for these; they gain it naturally from their daily life, especially from their work and from stable relationships.’

Hmmmm

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matt June 14, 2012 at 11:16 am

“The emotionally mature person doesn’t need to go hunting for these;”
Exactly, I don’t require validation from you.

“…especially from their work…”
If you validate yourself primarily thru your job, then you must have a very poor personal and family life.

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Jayson June 12, 2012 at 08:53 am

Pardon me but the Golden Girls RULE. I am not kidding. The rest is spot on, but don’t diss the Golden Girls.

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enfieldem2 June 12, 2012 at 04:48 pm

I can’t decide which line is my favorite, “westbourgh baptist church has some good points,” or “I wish the media would pay more attention to the navy seals”. I detest the westbourgh baptist church and I wrote a thing about the media fawning over the navy seals at the yeah it’s that bad movie blog.

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soless June 13, 2012 at 05:50 pm

HAHAHA! The notebook one got me laughing good!

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Chris June 14, 2012 at 09:57 am

Freakin hillarious.

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NikonMikon June 15, 2012 at 06:35 pm

STOP REPLYING TO HIM YOU MORONS. He’s a fucking troll from k. Geezus.

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matt June 15, 2012 at 07:55 pm

No one could possibly have the opinion I do, I surely must be a troll. If my opinion is wrong, wouldnt you think it would be easy to point out how?

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NikonMikon June 15, 2012 at 07:57 pm

You know how I know you’re a troll? Welfare indicates getting something for nothing. People in the military do a job. Your shit is stupid. This isn’t k. Your shit is literally babby’s first troll. I guess you got laughed off of k or something.

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matt June 15, 2012 at 07:58 pm

Welfare is not something for nothing, take for instance unemployment insurance, you only get it if you worked. And wtf is “k”?

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matt June 15, 2012 at 08:00 pm

The military is only a “job” for those who can’t make it in the private sector, what place outside of McDonalds would hire someone with zero prior experience? It is a job for those who require an absurd amount of structure, essentially adult day care.

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NikonMikon June 15, 2012 at 09:52 pm

The military is a job, therefor it’s not welfare. Your argument is broke-ass. GTFO of here faggot. Even people who work at McDonalds do a job. What’s your point? Wanna compare someone who works in defense to someone who flips burgers? Niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

gtfo fag.

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matt June 15, 2012 at 11:29 pm

oh noes, you called me a fag, my feelings must be hurt, can you see my internet tears?

The military isnt a job, its adult day care, otherwise they wouldnt need such high structure. Service members arent capable of working without absurd levels supervision, if they were, they wouldnt need to fill out a form in triplicate to wipe their ass.

The people at McDonalds are at least working in the private sector rather than sucking off the governments teet. Enjoy your welfare checks, and just to remind you, I paid your salary thru my taxes.

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Chevy June 15, 2012 at 11:33 pm

yeah your taxes may pay for a can of practice ammo. And im really a nice guy on the internet. mainly cuz i dont care to have people thinking im a big jackass.

But i do have a serious question for you. Do you feel the Reserves and National Guard are welfare leaches that need adult daycare. Because over half of service members are from the reserve component.

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matt June 15, 2012 at 11:35 pm

Yes, but to a lesser extent, they usually manage to hold down a job in the private sector.

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NikonMikon June 15, 2012 at 11:36 pm

Oh noes the fag keeps posting.

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matt June 15, 2012 at 11:37 pm

you really seem butthurt, do you want me to recommend a proctologist?

NikonMikon June 15, 2012 at 11:34 pm

Oh noes you’re a fag.

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matt June 15, 2012 at 11:36 pm

thats really the best you can come up with? its a sad day when a wannabe troll has to resort to calling someone a fag over and over again.

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NikonMikon June 15, 2012 at 11:36 pm

You handle trolls by ignoring them. Fag.

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matt June 15, 2012 at 11:37 pm

which is why you told everyone to not reply to me, but i’ve managed to coerce over a dozen replies from you. lulz

NikonMikon June 15, 2012 at 11:38 pm

Well I’m fairly certain you’d know all about proctology, fag. So yes please recommend one for me.

You definitely wouldn’t make it in the service, you can’t count. Fag.

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matt June 15, 2012 at 11:39 pm
NikonMikon June 15, 2012 at 11:40 pm

Thanks fag.

matt June 15, 2012 at 11:42 pm

any day, i’ll do anything to help the troops out. speaking of which, do you want to help me burn some flags? I’ve got a bunch of torn and tattered ones that need to be retired. god I loved the boy scouts, I never burned so many flags in my life outside of the scouts.

NikonMikon June 15, 2012 at 11:42 pm

You already said that, fag. No one cares fag.

matt June 15, 2012 at 11:44 pm

pot, kettle, black; re: fag.

you must not be a service member then, if you’d rather see a flag desecrated by being throw in the trash rather than burned. god that brings a smile to my face.

ENDO-Mike June 16, 2012 at 02:49 am

hahah I love you guys.

NikonMikon June 16, 2012 at 02:50 am

lololol FO SHO MIKE.

Jennifer Champlin July 11, 2012 at 02:51 pm

Hahahaha! Our periods attract the Taliban…..love it! I think Iv heard that from a stupid girl once.

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Chris July 11, 2012 at 03:05 pm

Matt,
You can shadow me for a day, I’m an instructor in sunny Coronado,CA
We have some students going through some fun easy training. Just let me know :)

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marc October 24, 2012 at 08:20 pm

Matt I couldn’t agree more with you that military members are the biggest welfare queens in this country. First off they claim service connection for anything. You have guys claiming colon cancer as service connection over something that happen 60 years ago and receiving 100% Service Connection. It’s called life and bad things are going to happen. First off I’m a veteran and work at the VA and I have to say my fellow service members have no honor. First off these guys get VA housing, education, pension, compensation, healthcare, and federal job preferential treatment. I work with veterans that served during a peacetime period that are 100% disabled and then they are GS-14’s and these are guys are the most incompetent people in the world. If it wasn’t for them using their preferenitial status they wouldn’t even be fit to be a paper boy. These guys are also receiving their GI Bill through the work apprentice program. So you have a federal working making over 3 grand taxfree with their Service connection disability, plus over 4 grand a month in after tax take home salary, and then a extra 1,200 to 1,500 for their GI Bill Work Study Program. The sad thing is these parasites want more and feel as if they are deserved more. Not to mention these guys use their VA housing loan and if it wasn’t for them ripping off the government the taxpayer would have to pay for this crap mortgage paper. It’s not only the veteran’s it’s their spouse’s too that are the biggest blood suckers. Every veteran’s death they say is service connected even if the joker served 2 months. They believe they are entitled to $1,400 after the veteran dies and then they can get remarried and still receive the DIC benefit. To me the biggest threat isn’t Al Qaeda it’s our parasitic population. It’s going to bankrupt our economy and then we won’t be able to afford the military we have and trust me these guys wouldn’t do it if it wasn’t for all the benefits. Not to mention their DFAS retirement added onto it. All these so called heroes do is excelerate our path to ruin. Not to mention if these men are of honor how come they don’t whistleblow for the corrupt crap these presidential administrations make them do. It’s because they don’t want to lose their benefits and it’s all about them. It’s a farce that dying for your freedom BS. I could go on and on but you do the research. After serving and working for the VA for 5 years before moving on I can say I’ve had it with the military and all their sanctimonous bullshit.

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marc October 24, 2012 at 08:27 pm

Also to the comment to the person that commented about the military being a greater honor then a McDonalds worker get the hell out of here. The McDonald’s worker pays for your salary and benefits plus the McDonalds worker can’t come back at McDonalds 30 years later and saying his health conditions were related to working the fry maching and extort over 3 grand a month from the american taxpayer. At least the McDonalds worker produces something. All you do is take the McDonald’s, farmer’s, plumber’s, and janitor’s income and have their hard earned crap wages redistributed to you. What so you can retire at age 39 then claim 100% Service Connection for BS general anxiety disorder. Your not protecting this country from anything. If the FBI, CIA, and INS and the other government agencys did their job we wouldn’t need to be in all these stupid foreign excursions. What a waste of treasure and blood.

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Saxon October 24, 2012 at 10:48 pm

So marc, you just said that you work at the VA and now you’re saying that you dont? I call bullshit, a massive Ron Paul, Hippie, rage induced bullshit.

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lolol December 4, 2012 at 12:16 pm
Tom January 21, 2013 at 06:28 pm

When I signed on the dotted line ansd enlisted, I did it because I wanted to serve my country and do some cool shit while doing it. I got to do all that and much more.

You all have to remember that the military is just like every other place. There are good people and bad people. Not every service member is there to serve. Some are rapists, murderers, and con men. A lot of them cheat on their husbands, wives, or significant others. Seem cheat in other respects. Some are gang members. But there are also good, solid, upstanding service men and women who are there to make a difference. To free the oppressed. To help those in need. So what…we shouldn’t get paid? We shouldn’t be recognized for our service? Fuck you! I don’t want a handout. But I would like a simple thank you.

I don’t see people lined up trying to join up. Most people have no clue. They don’t even know what the fuck they want to do with their life. The true losers are the countless idiots I’ve encountered in my undergraduate education. And later, during my graduate and post graduate education. When I asked them what their major is, most replies I got was…uuuh, I don’t know. I was thinking business but I’m also looking at XYZ…at graduate school, i got a similar response, i didnt know what else to do so i chose XYZ…And at this point, I had already been to several countries and been involved in multiple combat operations and had a few tours in OEF/OIF. Wounded in action twice and received enough injuries to be discharged from service. i have yet to get a dime from my government for my injuries. SO YEAH…FUCK YOU! I have my own medical insurance through my current job and I pay for my own care. Again…FUCK YOU!!

Not all service members are moochers. Don’t let the few bad apples make it seem like all of us are welfare types. I loved my time in the military. I’d do it all over again. Knowing I would get shot again, I’d still do it again. I have seen the countless subhuman terrorist killers and what they did to innocent people like nick berg and Daniel pearl and the other victims. I remember 9/11 and my reaction at the duty station at Bragg.

I have no regrets. Fuck the liberal socialist extremist peace loving fags. The only thing you people care about is yourselves. Keep living in your bubble. I’ll keep you free. I hope to god that someday you are forced to fight for your own freedom. Then you’ll wish someone like me was there to save your collective asses.

So once again…FUCK YOU!!!!!

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