Mainstream Media On A Shooting At A Local Mall

The Onion kills it on this one:

hahahhahhahah so true.

Thoughts?

Hat tip: Kyle

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Dropcrate.com July 14, 2012 at 12:06 am

That’s awesome. Almost woke the baby up while laughing in bed about the journalists ‘facts’ list when he said it was now shown to be all false.

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editor July 14, 2012 at 05:24 am

On the money – just like most Skynews coverage (or Fox), missing the experts back in the studio!

“Our thoughts are with the victims… if there are any!”

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PJ July 14, 2012 at 12:20 pm

The Onion is my favorite news source. I figure since they’re all jokes it make them far more reliable than and other news media.

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RWC July 14, 2012 at 12:34 pm

Only thing missing was the description of the ‘military styled semi-assault HK47.’

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Church July 14, 2012 at 01:23 pm

That was spot on!

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EnfieldEM2 July 14, 2012 at 03:30 pm

Brilliant!

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Cliff July 14, 2012 at 04:49 pm

the shooter must have been armed with a Glock 45 armor-piercing assault machine gun – the same one used by terrorists to shoot helicopters out of the sky from 5 miles away… the reason no one knew what was going on was because he had a silencer which makes the gun inaudible

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Martin July 15, 2012 at 09:31 pm

Hey, this is more accurate and better done than what they show on any of the ‘real’ major networks. Good find.

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Tom January 20, 2013 at 02:27 am

I smell a Pulitzer.

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