Bronies In The Military

My sister had some My Little Pony toys. Apparently guys are into them now 20+ years later:

AFT continues to slay me… They basically take the words right out of my mouth.

This is the pic Angry Ranger was talking about *facepalm*… do your thing bro:

Even a custom painted AA-12 and AAC Honey Badger won’t save your manhood, so don’t even try it:


Seems that some guys like Hello Kitty AR-15s and other themes just to turn heads.  I’ll stick with black on black on black with a side of tactical.

Thoughts?  Are any of you bronies?  Or is that a touchy subject? haha



Dan The Viking July 24, 2012 at 02:57 am

“bronies” are cancer. They’re fucking horribly annoying and find it neccissary to ruin everything for everyone and the second anyone says anything like “Hey. Cut that out. You’re annoying as hell” they flip shit and get all their “bronie” friends to textually assault you and be ruthless to you for not watching their show about “love and tolerance” that is made for 8 year old girls.
I don’t give a shit if you like the show, Just don’t be a fag about it.


McKay July 24, 2012 at 03:08 am

They’re just furries in training, except worse since they don’t view themselves as those scum. Cancer is putting it nicely when you refer to them.


Jacob July 26, 2012 at 08:10 pm

“I don’t give a shit about X, but don’t be a fag about it.”

Quoted for truth.


brony August 22, 2012 at 04:14 am

thank you for your opinion, but thats a lie


Jacob August 22, 2012 at 12:31 pm

There’s a ton of well known anecdotal and written evidence in Dan’s favor, and I don’t see you giving any evidence to refute him.

If you meant to reply to McKay then I agree with you, but you’ll have to do more than state your point of view to prove your view is justified. He didn’t present any evidence either, so at his point everyone (except perhaps Dan) is presenting an unconvincing argument and just further entrenching already-held beliefs.


BSB July 24, 2012 at 03:28 am

Bunch of slack-jawed faggots. I can’t hate them enough.


FR4NCH3K July 24, 2012 at 04:31 am

I fucking hate bronies. If they keep it a secret and don’t talk about it, I’m fine, but if they’re the type of people who talk about that shit 24/7, I’d have to say I fucking hate them. They talk about all that “love and tolerance” bullshit and it drives me crazy. I don’t need to love or tolerate anyone I don’t like and I’m gonna start that list off with bronies.


SpectreSix July 24, 2012 at 07:03 am

I gives a hot steamy shit what you do in your own time. Want to give the ol’ meat snake a massage? Watch girly ass cartoons from the 80’s? Dress in drag and do the Hula? Fine by me.


If I was this guy’s CO, or even his 1SG, his life would be hell for the next long while. How can our soldiers be feared and revered as highly capable warriors and death dealers if we have this type of bullshit going on in our ranks? And I wasn’t going to be a major policy nazi, but that shit is not kosher per AR-670-1.

Do what you want on your own time and out of your uniform. Don’t disgrace something that we soldiers and veterans wore with great pride and reverence.


RWC July 24, 2012 at 09:35 am
Mr. Monaro July 24, 2012 at 12:03 pm

That is way less gay than the bronie shit…


matt July 24, 2012 at 06:32 pm

As I said below, everyone in the military is a fag, who else wants to spend at least 4 years around men 24/7/365?


RWC July 25, 2012 at 12:11 am

What military are you looking at?

Or are you just trolling for attention since your mom hated you and spent more time with Jethro and Leroy when she should have been changing your diapers?


M July 24, 2012 at 02:19 pm

“How can our soldiers be feared…”

I don’t know about you, but serving along side that guy would scare the shit out of me. Talk about sleeping with your ass against the wall, sheesh!


Church July 24, 2012 at 07:08 am

Are those guns real or photoshopped? What a waste if they’re real… And I guess I shouldn’t break the trend; I hate those mother fuckers.


Ryan C July 24, 2012 at 08:05 am



jpcmt July 24, 2012 at 08:45 am
RWC July 24, 2012 at 09:42 am
bima July 25, 2012 at 02:20 am

hahaha.. seaman !!


Peter in DC July 24, 2012 at 09:44 am

That guy could’ve easily been Obama’s son.


Mike July 24, 2012 at 10:52 am

Hey! Something good came out of all of this. I know what an AAC Honey Badger is now.


RWC July 24, 2012 at 11:17 am

Honey Badger don’t give a shi+



Unistat76 July 24, 2012 at 12:30 pm

Meh, my daughter watches the ponies and that’s ok. There are far, far worse cartoons on TV that she is not allowed to know even exist. I about flipped my $#!* when I came home one day and Spongebob was on. And those British kids shows are right out.

Of course, I make sure she gets a healthy dose of Avengers and other action cartoons.

I don’t think I’ve ever met a real life Bronie. I always assumed they were a hypothetical “perfect opposing force” like zombies.


Vhyrus July 24, 2012 at 03:30 pm

I hope you’re kidding about flipping your shit (which you’re allowed to actually type, you know) over spongebob. If a cartoon burns your ass that bad you may just want to kill yourself before your daughter hits 14. It gets much worse.


MrMaigo July 24, 2012 at 12:51 pm

Any way you paint an AA12 will make it look better


Grindstone July 24, 2012 at 01:08 pm

Because what other people take a liking to is a big deal. Not a “bronie” but I don’t care if someone else is. I don’t get why some of you are so personally invested in other people’s lives. Get off the Internet and go shoot some paper.


Cliff July 24, 2012 at 02:07 pm

dafuq? DAFUQ? DAFUQQQQQQQ?! what is this madness


Cliff July 24, 2012 at 02:15 pm

is this seriously for real or just trolling gone too far… some kind of sick joke? kids these days… lost


Terry July 24, 2012 at 06:24 pm

Black on black rifles are for mall ninjas like endo mike. VSP! VSP! VSP!


matt July 24, 2012 at 06:29 pm

The military… full of fags. Who else wants to be around men 24/7?


Chevy July 26, 2012 at 08:01 am

thats why im in the national guard haha


Burp July 24, 2012 at 07:56 pm

I wouldn’t mind a Twilight Sparkle SVD…


dave w July 24, 2012 at 10:12 pm

And while we are on the subject why don’t rpgs have streamers and colorful tassels so they look nicer in flight?


Ninjavitis July 24, 2012 at 11:26 pm

We found RPG’s with ribbons on them in Iraq. They were prayers to Allah for the warhead to get through the American “forcefields”.


dave w July 25, 2012 at 12:12 am

– why doesnt anything we shoot at get hit?
— either we are awful shots or the americans have forcefields.
– damn those forcefields


robert wolf August 2, 2012 at 06:19 am

you have horable shots!


Jacob July 26, 2012 at 08:08 pm

*Violin intro*

Not even pretending to speak for all people who like the show, but goddammit why do these spaghetti-from-every-orifice awkward guys always make the news? They are giving a worse image to a thing that most guys don’t even want to try because of their preconceptions, and then adding new preconceptions that are even more repulsive. Worse yet, why are they complicit? Fuckers like this guy seem to ignore the fact that all publicity is not GOOD publicity, and the half of the fandom that has a shred of social skills hates them for it! You! Yes, you, the one who isn’t the right body type for modelling to begin with! You want to be on camera? Who the fuck wants to look at you in the first place? Your crossdressing cosplay of a cartoon horse is weird enough without the extraneous unicorn horn and horse ears headband, and that fucking tail on your belt. Between this and the porn (and why the hell is there so much horse porn?) YOU AREN’T HELPING TO MAKE US LOOK LIKE (somewhat) NORMAL PEOPLE WHO HAPPEN TO LIKE THIS COUNTER-CULTURAL SHOW FOR WHAT IT IS AND NOT BASEMENT DWELLERS WHO BUY SUSPICIOUSLY LARGE QUANTITIES OF MOISTURIZER. THAT IS WHAT YOU MAKE YOURSELF LOOK LIKE, AND BY ASSOCIATION, MAKE ME LOOK LIKE. Take a look at yourself in the mirror and think “If a complete stranger sees me like this, would they think I’m an asshat?” If someone takes your picture, thousands or even millions of total strangers are going to see you when it reaches the internet, so use some judgement for once.

*Violin outro*


AntiBrony August 1, 2012 at 01:49 am

A site with people hate bronies?
Fuck bronies!


AntiHater August 22, 2012 at 04:11 am



robert wolf August 2, 2012 at 06:18 am

okay so how can i git a “my little pony” AA12 because im really liking that!!!!!


AntiBrony August 2, 2012 at 04:22 pm

@Robert Wolf
Why would you want to mutilate such a gun?


Anon January 4, 2013 at 09:51 pm

Actual wiki page referenced is here:

being someone who watches the show actively and takes part in this fandom being discussed, i can agree that some of the people are over the top when it comes to this. they dont need to be in-your-face about it and at least if you’re going to wear patches, wear the ones with subdued colors, they do exist.


Will February 5, 2013 at 09:06 pm

Friendship is firepower.

I would never own such a thing, but those theme guns are pretty freaking crazy. Although, I do find that Rainbow Dash patch out of line. If you really want something like that on your person, keep it on your gear, not your uniform!



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