Universal Sandal Handgun Holster

When life gives you no money for a real holster:

You have to improvise.  This got me thinking… with the right type of flip flop you could have a ghetto NY Reload holster.  If you can’t steal one of your wife/girlfriend’s flip flops then hit up payless and cop a pair. This will either give you a backup holster to have on hand in case the 1st one breaks… or better yet carry 4 guns and call it a Detroit Reload setup.

Church?

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DoubleTap July 27, 2012 at 07:32 am

You might be a redneck if….

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Critter July 27, 2012 at 08:36 am

when life gives you flip flops, make your holster a flop.

no, no, need a better slogan…

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Frank July 27, 2012 at 01:09 pm

Should be titled, “When the wife gives you no money for a real holster:”

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Church July 27, 2012 at 03:32 pm

+1

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Monty July 27, 2012 at 10:16 pm

bahhhhhhhhh i’m not even married and my girlfriend has me on a spending leash. I’d rather go back to iraq than ask if I can buy a scar.

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junyo July 27, 2012 at 03:34 pm

That’s actually the ultimate tactical holster. How many other holsters turn into an impact weapon?

A lightweight, slappy, hilarious, impact weapon.

I would pay good money to see the police recruit grandmothers that rode along on patrol and instead of arresting the low end knuckleheads, just gave them a good ol’ fashioned country style ass whuppin’ with a flip flop.

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Dr Kranknstein July 27, 2012 at 06:59 pm

well this would end the cop issue of saying a holstered open carry is still concealed.

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BrowningBottoms July 27, 2012 at 09:59 pm

Is that Tex? “Good way” to blow your leg off like Tex Grebner (only he managed to do it with a holster):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYvAxLX6OzE

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NoiseMekanik July 27, 2012 at 10:26 pm

lol at “Detroit reload”

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TYH July 27, 2012 at 10:26 pm

I don’t see the humor in this because I don’t support poking fun at people who are clearly pregnant.

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M July 27, 2012 at 11:22 pm

This is such a bad idea, I don’t even know where to begin…

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Jim P. July 28, 2012 at 02:20 pm

When he blows his leg off he can buy a new holster and a new shoe at the same time.

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BrowningBottoms July 29, 2012 at 12:34 am

LOL.

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