Zombie Survival Course

This looks legit *eye roll*:

The dual wielding of pistols is crucial to looking like an operator and surviving a zombie apocalypse. That really shows you know what you’re doing when it comes to self defense.

If you’re near Brandenburg, KY and want to take their August 12th course, it’s only $175 and goes from 8:30 AM – 4:30 PM.  What a deal! *facepalm*

Thoughts?

Hat tip: Monty

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Jacob B August 6, 2012 at 12:34 am

Yeah, not only is that some of the douchiest stuff I’ve seen this year, the crap they’re selling is 2-3 times retail price. The guys are a freakin joke.

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Ryan August 6, 2012 at 08:39 am

And I’m sure it’s safe to enter your CC # on their site too……

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Jim P. August 6, 2012 at 12:38 am

Since I only ever expect to defend against zombies — does it matter that I buy the bright green, plastic, handle zombie defense Ka-Bar?

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Frank August 6, 2012 at 12:45 am

(Mike) You can grip about dual wielding! However, if I recall from Dick Marcinko’s first book, he mentioned how SEALs in training had to learn to shoot from both hands and even with two pistols in each hand.

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Frank August 6, 2012 at 08:49 am

gripe* :( F-ing typo.

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Megalomaniac August 6, 2012 at 10:56 pm

What they do in practice to develop useful meaning full skillsets and what they actually do are seperate things though, these Derps are advocating dual wielding as a practical approach.

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Frank August 7, 2012 at 12:46 am

@Megalomaniac, which is why they are derpholes and should just buy a Sub-2000.

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ENDO-Mike August 6, 2012 at 11:50 pm

Oh yea? Interesting. These guys still look like douchebags doing it though! haha

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CHAOS August 6, 2012 at 12:53 am

That was hilarious. Zooming in on the coleman LED lantern. OH SNAP SON! I NEED THAT! hahaha I love how they offer training but are just a bunch of idiots walking around in an overgrown part of someones back yard.

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SpudmanWP August 6, 2012 at 01:10 am

Shotgun hold was also bad, no hand on the pump.

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Phil August 6, 2012 at 07:17 am

To all the Monday morning quarterbacks:

Last time I encountered zombies I used all of these techniques. I’m still alive.

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2Wheels August 6, 2012 at 08:34 am

I refuse to pay money to someone who thinks running around the woods while dual wielding pistols is a good idea. It doesn’t make it any better that he wants to train us to survive zombies… Something that doesn’t exist…

I’d love to see how good (or horrible) he is at shooting those two pistols at the same time.

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DesertDoc August 6, 2012 at 11:38 am

Sadly, this is the same small town my father is from. Thankfully they are the only people like this there. I thought the first time he dual-weilded the handguns he kept starring at them like they we going to fire at any time.

PS it’s Brandenburg, KY

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Kevin August 6, 2012 at 11:41 am

The zombie bullshit is fucking retarded – Years ago I was thinking “Wow when will they make more cool zombie movies!?” to now thinking “Holy shit please stop people actually believe this garbage!”.

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Spiderling August 6, 2012 at 04:12 pm

I often think about why this full retard zombie-branded gear and general pop culture gayness has taken off like it has and unfortunately lingered for so long. I used to love zombie “lore” and now I just think it’s gay like every other over-played pop culture fad. I am very much ready to move on to Leprechauns or Krakens or whatever is next. I foresee many Eotech “Zombie Stopper” Holosights, Midway USA “Exclusive Zombie Rifle Cases” and other assorted fucktard trinkets populating ebay auctions at rock-bottom start prices over the next few years. Sooner or later, like everything that is run into the ground, it will be embarrassing to own this stuff.

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dave w August 6, 2012 at 08:12 pm

remember the only reason anyone uses the word zombie is for euphemism value. Nobody is going to go to the store and ask for a box of niggamax in 45acp

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matt August 6, 2012 at 09:10 pm

“niggamax”

lol

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matt RRC August 7, 2012 at 01:30 am

niggamax is back in stock?

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matt August 6, 2012 at 03:32 pm

It looks like they’re removing any negative comments from the video too.

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Church August 6, 2012 at 04:12 pm

I always use rap music in my promotional vids.

I also always hold my shotgun without my hand on the pump… I don’t want to reload to fast now you understand.

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Fischer August 6, 2012 at 06:49 pm

Interesting… I think that’s the first ‘operator’ video I’ve seen without anybody firing a shot! At least those that attend won’t rack up a huge ammo bill, eh? And since when do zombies lurk in waiting? Aren’t the just a ravenous horde? These guys are tromping through the undergrowth like they are expecting a zombie ambush… Derp-arific!

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dave w August 6, 2012 at 08:14 pm

A buddy of mine wanted to start doing this, i said no one would be dumb enough to sign up, particularly in the current economy. Proves what i know.

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jay August 6, 2012 at 09:17 pm

<~~~ Watched a seal toss 2 rounds at the 25 yard line to fail a qual at a pre-vetting class for the DOS. So maybe they should focus on 2 hands on 1 pistol. I mean Just saying.

This Zombie out break, gun totting retard crap is great fuel for the liberal media. I wish respectable manufactures would not get involved in this non-sense.

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dave w August 6, 2012 at 10:43 pm

just buy a case of liberalmax before you go to the range next time, it will make you feel better

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Jordan August 6, 2012 at 10:35 pm

Looks like Lee Paige finally found some work.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmRN00KbCr8

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Peter in DC August 6, 2012 at 11:24 pm

Is the “music” used as a sort of zombie bait?

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Heath August 8, 2012 at 09:56 am

I think it’s telling when someone disables the rating feature on YouTube videos.

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Byron August 10, 2012 at 11:11 am

Isn’t the guy with the dreads the same cop that shot himself in front of those school kids??

http://youtu.be/am-Qdx6vky0

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Joe August 10, 2012 at 09:53 pm

definitly looks like the same DEA guy to me. i really want to go learn from him how to shoot with two guns when he cant even handle one lol

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Bullshannon August 11, 2012 at 11:45 pm

Isn’t that the “Trained Professional” DEA guy that shot himself in the classroom for of kids?…

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