This looks legit *eye roll*:
The dual wielding of pistols is crucial to looking like an operator and surviving a zombie apocalypse. That really shows you know what you’re doing when it comes to self defense.
If you’re near Brandenburg, KY and want to take their August 12th course, it’s only $175 and goes from 8:30 AM – 4:30 PM. What a deal! *facepalm*
Hat tip: Monty