Texting While Riding With A Machine Gun

Lucky he’s not driving, or he would get a ticket in most states:

The picture was actually taken in Syria, while they were travelling 80MPH into the city of Aleppo to kick some ass (or get lunch and some beer with his bros when they respond to his text).

Source – CJChivers (Author of THE GUN)

First of all I thought he had his finger on the trigger… but upon closer inspection of the hi-res pictures on CJ’s site, the guy has it behind the trigger. ¬†Interesting choice of resting spots.

Other guesses on what he’s texting?

Hat tip: Steve

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Steve August 23, 2012 at 01:19 am

“Help! Carolyn McCarthy is chasing us screaming something about a shoulder thing!”

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ENDO-Mike August 24, 2012 at 12:32 am

haha nice Steve.

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Ben August 23, 2012 at 03:17 am

“Yes Mum, I’ve got my ballistic plates on…”

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ENDO-Mike August 24, 2012 at 12:32 am

Good one!

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Jim August 23, 2012 at 04:56 am

“Hey Hamid, you’ll never believe what I’m doing!”

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ENDO-Mike August 24, 2012 at 12:32 am

haha

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Jesse Ingall August 23, 2012 at 06:13 am

My guess is he is Instagram-ing a picture and posting it to Tumblr

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ENDO-Mike August 24, 2012 at 12:32 am

That’s gold haha. *double taps picture*

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EchoVictor76 August 23, 2012 at 06:39 am

probably getting instructions from his Muslim Brotherhood bosses.

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Jim P. August 23, 2012 at 08:35 am

These Sunday drivers are irritating me.

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Bear August 23, 2012 at 08:56 am

“No mom, I won’t be home from dinner. YES! I remembered to take vitamins. No, I didn’t have the oil changed. No, it probably won’t matter. Yes, I’ll grab you some bread on the way back.”

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MrMaigo August 23, 2012 at 08:57 am

Friend: having party. byob ;)
Gunner: another sausage fest? lul

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el bombardero August 23, 2012 at 11:14 am

whatcha doin man?

just bustin sum caps at sum niggas all caught up in sum bullshit

fo real?

lol yeah. #btichbettahavemymoney

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Bill August 23, 2012 at 11:44 am

BS on the doing 80 MPH. There is NO blur of his shirt, which would be flapping. The linked ammo would be arcing back, the strap would be streaming straight back.

Moving? Possibly. 80 MPH, NO WAY!!!

Its is a funny pic, though!

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Matt August 23, 2012 at 12:19 pm

I imagine the finger would be behind the trigger because he can easily hold himself still while the vehicle is moving and he doesn’t have to take his hand off of the gun. That’s my guess.

As far as the text goes: “Any place to get a decent burger around here? Last place gave me the runz”

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Cuban Pete August 23, 2012 at 07:40 pm

3 bar reception bitchaz. Luv 4 all my ngga #ahmedkillinnigga

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Church August 23, 2012 at 07:44 pm

+1 on holding inside the trigger guard to steady himself. Plus, if he is going 80 mph having his finger on the trigger guard would give him a huge chance of hitting a bump and slipping onto the trigger.
Text= Directions?

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Jeep August 24, 2012 at 03:43 am

Gunner: U ever been to Aleppo?
Friend: Nope, have u?
Gunner: On my way.
Friend: I’ll go someday, seems nice.
Gunner: Better hurry if you know what I mean ;-)

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Saxon August 27, 2012 at 01:37 pm

Text: “lol, dude I accidently shot Tariq and a goat back there, WTF!? I though Allah was supposed to guide my bullets?”

Driver: “ABED! Watch your damn sector!”

Abed sends new text: “Sheesh, Mr. Super-Saladin is breakin my balls over here : ( “

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Ben Branam September 13, 2012 at 04:31 pm

Text message is the easiest way to communicate. He could easily be getting a mission update from a mass text to everyone. It’s easier then trying to yell on the move.

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