Looper – Trailer

 This looks pretty awesome:

In 2072, when the mob wants to get rid of someone, the target is sent 30 years into the past, where a hired gun awaits.

Dual FN P90s at the 2:00 mark!

In theaters September 28th.

Anyone besides me looking forward to this one?

Hat tip: Tym

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Poppy September 12, 2012 at 12:07 am

Am I the only one here who would use this technology to go back in time and have sex with myself? Wouldn’t that just be the coolest thing?

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MrMaigo September 12, 2012 at 01:33 am

Who would be on top? What if your future self rapes you? Do you use a condom (think future AIDS)? What if the sex is just BAD? Who sleeps on the wet spot?
Can anyone answer these questions?

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Poppy September 12, 2012 at 05:10 pm

Dude don’t even TRY to poke holes in my fantasy. ‘Cause I’ve though it through pretty thoroughly and have plans for every possible contingency.

Who would be on top? Well, I would operate on the seniority system. Older Poppy gets first say in what gets stuck where and how it gets stuck there. If both Poppys are of similar age, then they wrestle it out. Loser has to be the bottom bitch.

What if my future self rapes me? Please, as if. Look, I don’t know about you, but every time I step out of the shower I take a long look in the mirror, admire my naked form, and say aloud “oh yeah, I would FUCK me.” With that in mind, lemme just say that the only reason I would go back in time to meet myself is for sex. So there would be no rape, both versions of me would understand what needs to be done.

Do I use a condom? No, I also don’t wear a raincoat in the shower either. Not that it matters, AIDS is a myth created by the Jews and perpetuated by the Freemasons.

Who sleeps on the wet spot? No sleeping bro, we go at it all night. And by the time we’ve both passed out from several days of sexual bliss, the bed will be so completely drenched from both our love juices that we’ll have no other choice but to burn it. Any further sleeping will be done on the floor, with the highest ranking Poppy getting dibs on the couch.

Any other questions? I’d be happy to answer.

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ENDO-Mike September 12, 2012 at 05:14 pm

ROFL I’m so glad you found this site Poppy. Priceless stuff

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Poppy September 12, 2012 at 07:46 pm

Forgot to address the “what if the sex is bad?”

It wouldn’t be, I know all my secret turn-ons and fetishes. The sex could not, by any definition, be any less that pure greatness.

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MrMaigo September 13, 2012 at 08:50 am

Well, uh, let us know how it goes. lol

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Saxon September 13, 2012 at 11:44 pm

What if you got yourself pregnant? that could be a problem. Then past self has to raise a baby while future self can run off back to the future, not even paying his/her child support. Then past self has to be detained and face trial in the future for failure to pay support, while future self gets off free!

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Poppy September 14, 2012 at 12:22 am

What? No, that wouldn’t happen. When I said that I “have plans for every possible contingency” I meant contingencies that could actually occur.

Look, I don’t know where you learned about the human reproductive system (possibly Gendo Ikari x Kermit the Frog MPreg faniction?), but guys can’t get pregnant from other guys. Or from anything else for that matter.

I’m trying to discuss the serious issue of temporal sexrturbation and you’re all ranting about weird impossibilities. I would appreciate if showed this topic the respect it deserves and only ask LEGITIMATE questions. Ok?

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We would get married and move to Managua to raise him in secret.

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Saxon September 15, 2012 at 03:22 pm

In time travel, anything is possible. Dont believe me? Travel in time and prove me wrong!

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Poppy September 15, 2012 at 09:17 pm

No, with TRANS-DIMENSIONAL travel anything is possible. According to multiverse theory there are an infinite number of universes all of which vary from our own in infinite number of ways. Thus it’s perfectly possible that in one universe men can impregnate men via anal sex. So if I was going to meet Earth-616 Poppy, it’s entirely possible that we could have a gayby together.

However, time travel in the context of my sex fantasy is not multidimensional. I am simply moving between two time periods that, by virtue of existing in the same world, share the same laws of physics and of biology. Therefore not everything is possible, only phenomena that follows our universe’s rules can occur.

So no gayby. That ain’t possible in our world.

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Saxon September 15, 2012 at 10:16 pm

Science will make male impregnation possible before long, and the correct term is butt-babies.

Poppy September 15, 2012 at 10:19 pm

But why!?!? What would the practical applications of such a biological abomination be?

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Poppy September 15, 2012 at 10:24 pm

Oh yeah, where would the baby gestate, where would it come out, what if it receives two Y chromosomes, how could a man handle birth when he doesn’t have a pelvis designed for such an act, where would the umbilical cord attach, what would happen socially to the female sex in terms of utility, and where would the blood come out when the men have their periods?

Saxon September 15, 2012 at 10:31 pm

No need to consider ramifications, clearly this is the next step in Human Evolution. Butt babies equals profit!

Poppy September 15, 2012 at 10:34 pm

But most hermaphrodites are sterile! Good God man, you’ll wipe-out the entire species!

You have to understand, there are some things that man was never intended to tamper with!

Jennifer September 17, 2012 at 08:11 pm

You are so not the only one that would do this. And there would be video. Do you have any idea how rich future me would be if I wisely invested those profits?

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Poppy September 17, 2012 at 11:02 pm

You mean like, record yourself having sex with yourself and then sell the video as some sort of Clone-fetish flick?

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USSMunkfish September 12, 2012 at 03:14 am

2 P90 TRs, no sights. How come nobody ever puts sights on a Triple Rail P90? Not Stargate, not nobody.

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thehaggis September 12, 2012 at 06:50 am

Yep, definitely looking forward to this

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Jesse September 12, 2012 at 07:07 am

I’ve been looking forward to this movie for years. I was a huge fan of the director Rian Johnson’s previous movie (also staring Joseph Gordon Levitt) “Brick” so when some sci-fi website a few years ago said they were teaming up for a movie with time travel I was like “Sign me up.”

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Jason L September 17, 2012 at 12:22 am

Same here. Brick was fucking awesome.

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Al T. September 12, 2012 at 12:14 pm

I’ll be watching on the big screen.

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Church September 12, 2012 at 07:57 pm

So looking forward to this movie!

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Linoge September 12, 2012 at 08:32 pm

Definitely looking forward to it, if only for their attempts to reconcile the inevitable paradoxes, and because of the apparent telekinetics running around in this new preview (they were not in the first one I saw).

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brnin8r September 13, 2012 at 04:38 pm

Also a Mk 23 at 0:35.

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Jim P. September 13, 2012 at 10:52 pm

I just can’t see this being good.

Just like the upcoming series on NBC Revolution. OK — you EMP 95% of the world. You take out the power. But unless you take it out again and again and remove all the electricians, there is nothing really stopping the rebuilding.

Yes — the stock in the local electronics stores will make a difference — but once you get your power up, you can make more. The stitch in logic just turns me off.

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Saxon September 13, 2012 at 11:39 pm

I dont think it was even an EMP in that show, cause they indicated an impossibility to turn the power back on. plus satellites were falling out of the sky (which wouldnt happen in an EMP). Ive only seen the first episode, and they havent eleborated on the cause of the blackout yet.

If 90% of the American population died out within one year of an EMP (Gov estimates), then there might not be a lot of electricians left. But, hell, its all speculation.

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sancto September 14, 2012 at 01:03 pm

I think the movie looks great, but is it just me or does Joseph Gordon Levitt have weird make-up on, altering his face? Were they trying to make him look like Bruce Willis? If so, it’s not really working in my opinion.

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ENDO-Mike September 14, 2012 at 02:27 pm

I found that makeup incredibly confusing as well.

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Jason L September 17, 2012 at 12:23 am

That’s exactly what the makeup was for.

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BillB September 14, 2012 at 11:15 pm
Jennifer September 17, 2012 at 08:14 pm

Hell yes! I will be seeing this. Bruce Willis FTW!
Okay, so I might have a bit of a crush.

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