Buck Yeager – Queen Of The Trolls

A video where Buck answers the question no one has ever asked:

If it hasn’t already been crystal clear, this video should solidify for you the fact that Buck Yeager is definitely his own biggest fan.

*Blah blah blah about how much he preps* then tells his daughters not to talk about how much he preps.  Wtf?  Sounds like “Scumbag Prepper” meme potential.

I’m still trying to figure out why Buck made this video in the first place… is he trying to get on some tactical operator dating show I have yet to hear of?  If so, I want in.  I’ll play the lovable underdog blogger that charms the pants (pun intended) off the model, wins her heart, millions of dollars, and a lifetime supply of ammo.

I bet this guy has mirrors everywhere.  Hear that guys?  He’s never lost and he never will.

Thoughts?

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ThatGuy October 31, 2012 at 12:25 am

Sounds like a great house to rob while he’s gone.

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Kevin October 31, 2012 at 05:50 pm

You’d find one of his many safes to be filled with all sorts of anal sex devices and table mounted rubber anus’s with sticky pictures of himself.

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3GNR October 31, 2012 at 12:38 am

I’ve been in 100s of fights and never lost… But I have run away….

What a tool!

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elephantrider November 1, 2012 at 03:59 am

I seriously doubt the “100s of fights,” figure. That would be like getting into a “fight” once a week, every week for years. He would probably be dead, paralyzed, or at least be missing teeth. But he never looses, so I guess that’s how he pulls it off. Riiiiight. Even when you win a fight you will still take plenty of damage and abuse.

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Whitepaw October 31, 2012 at 12:47 am

Aren’t we all our own biggest fans? Some of us are just more vocal about it than others. ;)

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Doug October 31, 2012 at 01:16 am

Wow, he asked his young daughters if they wanted to have to shoot their friends in the face? My wife and I are “preppers” of sorts, but we don’t worry the kids with all the troubles of the world. We can prepare ourselves for many scenarios, but you can’t cover them all. If we’re talking “EOTWAWKI” you can never have enough supplies, but living in such worry and fear isn’t healthy. There’s a balance of enjoying life as we know it now and preparing for life as we don’t know it tomorrow.

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Weer'd Beard October 31, 2012 at 03:43 am

Yeah Doug but being a good parent doesn’t translate to good action movie dialog!!!

This was ALMOST as bad as what’s-his-face showing us all his cars and bikes.

People brag because they NEED to brag.

What’s hilarious is his trans-gendered twin Buck Angel is twice the man that he’ll ever be!

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Sol October 31, 2012 at 10:13 am

ya know i Googled the name “Buck Angel” cause i didn’t know what “it” was. now that i do…DAMN YOU TO HELL! how about a warning next time. bleach for the eyes….bleach! just a little warning next time!

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Weer'd Beard October 31, 2012 at 04:48 pm

Looks just like Yeager tho, doesn’t he?

I assume you didn’t even know that was Angel in Mike’s image above!

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M October 31, 2012 at 09:16 pm

wow, even buck angel’s wikipedia page was enough to turn my stomach, and i don’t consider myself a homophobe… most disturbing thing since two girls, one cup. Especially this little gem:

“Frankly I’ve been surprised about how many gay men genuinely like pussy, at least when it is on a man.”

It’s crazy whats out there on the fringes.

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Jennifer Emick October 31, 2012 at 01:30 am

You seen to have a real hard-on for this guy, did he touch you in a bad place? I am the Queen of the Trolls. DOX that bitch.

I know I am ready for the coming Kookpocalypse

http://www.asherahresearch.org/

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liquidflorian October 31, 2012 at 02:06 am

Its because he’s hilarious and embarrassing at the same time, and tends to shine a negative light on things many of us enjoy. I’m not 1337 enough to dox anyone, but I seriously doubt Yeager is that interesting beyond his video rantings.

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liquidflorian October 31, 2012 at 02:18 am

…wait, I thought Pat Rodgers was the worlds most sought after trainer?

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elephantrider October 31, 2012 at 02:32 am

FIGJAM: Fuck I’m Great, Just Ask Me!

With its emphasis on prepping, I suspect that this video is more of a demo real of sorts in an effort to get on one of those cable TV shows about prepping. Keep the PR machine rolling James!

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ManBeerOwl October 31, 2012 at 03:54 am

Bottom line, this guy gets to spend every day making money off of someone else’s hobby. If turning into a internet douche was the price of getting paid to shoot everyday, where do I sign?

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elephantrider October 31, 2012 at 03:59 am

Waht is your dignity worth?

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Kevin October 31, 2012 at 05:49 pm

My dignity is worth $80k/yr ++

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BigDogBangBrother October 31, 2012 at 05:48 am

No matter how badass you are, there’s always someone out there that will take your lunch money

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Hard_Harry October 31, 2012 at 06:21 am

Looks like a video submission/application for that National Geographic show doomsday preppers.

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Gviken October 31, 2012 at 08:06 am

+1

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atm October 31, 2012 at 06:28 am

“Never lost a fight”

I saw a video proving otherwise. Wouldn’t call that winning, and neither did his employer who sued him.

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Andy Wolf October 31, 2012 at 07:35 am

“Never lost a fight..except with a manual transmission.”

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Robert October 31, 2012 at 10:02 am

I’m going to need your address so I can invoice you for a new keyboard. Thanks.

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Lisa C October 31, 2012 at 08:01 am

Hmmm … make a video for the world to see, inviting raids and criminals and “challenge accepted” mentalities because “I am going to be king” …. (eye roll) this man wants society to breakdown so he can use his cool stuff (he does have cool stuff); but that’s about as far as he thinks. Scenario 1: Those Daughters get used as leverage, no shots fired, no targets to hone in on. Automatic big man down. Those who know don’t talk … he might as well paint an X on his family and his place.

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Buck Yeager's doppelganger October 31, 2012 at 01:19 pm

Who gave this bad look alike permission to talk about my family? Does my double have no OPSEC skills? Shit now I am going to have to relocate my family, re-hide my stash, and grow a big tactical beard. I agree with Lisa C WTF is the point of this vid.

“shoulder twitch”
I hope the ATF never needs a reason to raid my home.
I hope the state I live in has no anti-paramilitary training laws.
I better start doing backgroud checks on people I invite into my home.
“shoulder twitch” I’m out fuckers.

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Treyvon Martin October 31, 2012 at 08:57 am

Charm… Yeah… Yeager is a tool but I’m not sure which is worse the guy running the forum or the guy on the forum

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Blue Paladin October 31, 2012 at 09:05 am

I want to like the guy, I really do, and I can normally pick something intelligent out of about every third video he does, but man alive…. that’s a lot of self promotion and chest thumping. The men I worry the most about are the quiet ones.

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James October 31, 2012 at 09:29 am

Ugh, this is embarrassing. The worst part about it is that he has obviously rationalized that the reason why no one likes him is because he is “controversial” or “revolutionary,” not because he is the biggest douche bag of all time and generally bad for the pro-gun industry.

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Robert October 31, 2012 at 09:58 am

“They ask why and I ask, ‘Do you want me to shoot your friends in the face?'”

But. . . .um . . .Daddy? Didn’t you just post a video on . . .um . . . the internet?

Also, who knew the “world’s best tactical instructor” operates out of a strip mall?

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Matthew October 31, 2012 at 10:34 am

Wow….. I’ve seen a good amount of his shit here on ENDO but this one takes the cake! What a joke this guy is. Thanks for showing everybody your assets, food, ammo, medical supplies, child bearing hips….. You sure are cool Yeager!

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Turtle October 31, 2012 at 10:56 am

Man I hate this guy… Hi I’m Buck and I am better than you, you suck, my wife hates me and my daughters do to. and I have no dick http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3290/2896335920_ed187efe15.jpg

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jpcmt October 31, 2012 at 11:06 am

he’s such a badass that he has to turn off comments on his videos so he doesn’t pee himself when he gets proper criticism and endless, shameful laughter at his expense. the sand is thick in his vagina.

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shockfish08 October 31, 2012 at 11:14 am

So he says the obscenely large bottle of bourbon is for in case he gets caught behind enemy lines…. uhhh now I’m no tactical expert by any means, but if you are caught behind enemy lines getting sloshed doesn’t sound like the #1 priority lol Though maybe I’m wrong, maybe it is Bucky boy’s hulk juice! :D

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Tyler October 31, 2012 at 11:34 am

Hot step daughter is hot.

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Regulus October 31, 2012 at 11:51 am

Wow. I can’t believe people actually “PAY” for this guys “class.” All power to someone who starts his or her own business but THIS GUY is a complete tool. He DOES NOT I repeat DOES NOT represent the firearms community in a positive light. I really dislike people who brag about themselves and are condescending in manner. THIS GUY really gives a new meaning to the word Narcissist.

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ROB October 31, 2012 at 12:18 pm

Ah you guys are just jealous that you don’t have an auto RPK. I’ll give him that, it is badass.

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shockfish08 October 31, 2012 at 01:16 pm

HA!!! The lazy AK pushup with the AR at :33! XD Are you kidding me? What the hell is the point of that?

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cc19 October 31, 2012 at 01:37 pm

I don’t see the need for that video if his business is already bringing in a steady supply of customers from all over the world.

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ringo45 October 31, 2012 at 06:53 pm

It is so that people can see how super bad ass he is. But in reality, he’s just a dumbass who is full of himself. His attitude makes me think that he thinks he’s invincible. The person who thinks he is invincible usually either gets killed for being foolhardy or runs away. We already know which one he is.

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Buck Yeager's doppelganger October 31, 2012 at 01:38 pm

My total dis-reguard for OPSEC is sickening. My daughter will have to shoot someone in the face. cause I am a retard and told them all where to come.

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Nate October 31, 2012 at 01:40 pm

Number one rule of prepping – don’t tell anyone!
Those guns aren’t gonna mean shit when a post apoc gang burns his compound to the ground.

And I agree with @liquidflorian, i thought guys like Pat Rogers, Travis Haley, Massad Ayoob, Sonny Puzikas and Chris Costa were the “most sought after instructors” in the world.

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Poppy October 31, 2012 at 02:32 pm

Yeager seems like the kind of guy who masturbates to pictures of himself.

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Turtle Smasher October 31, 2012 at 04:02 pm

He just uses a mirror and yells “Stock Pile”

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Poppy October 31, 2012 at 05:50 pm

Sure Yeager could use a mirror for when he takes the initial picture, because he can only jerk off to images of himself, but to stand in front of the bathroom mirror every time he wacks off or to make use a pocket mirror, which would (given that he’s holding it in his left hand which is about a foot or so from his body) only allow about half of Yeager’s body to be seen at once, would be inefficient.

Have you ever tried masturbating while standing? That shit ain’t fun, you get muscle cramps and you end up ejaculating semen all over the floor/sink/cat. And how can Yeager jerk it if he can only view half his body? If Yeager does the upper half then he can lock eye-contact with himself but won’t see his dick, and if he does the lower half then he can see his dick but will be unable to lock eye-contact with himself. At that point it could be anyone jerking it, so what’s the point then?

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SqDb November 1, 2012 at 12:07 pm

You win the internet for today. All of it.

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Poppy November 1, 2012 at 02:52 pm

You’re not gonna want it back when I’m done.

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M October 31, 2012 at 09:30 pm

How else can he make his trademark Buck Yeager’s “Creamy Goo”! All the 733t tacticians have to drink it to even come close to his level of bad-ass-ery.

(http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/0tg25h/my-creamy-goo-came-out

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dave w October 31, 2012 at 03:56 pm

I havent tried to watch this yet, and from the comments above i think i will skip it so i dont have to throw something at the internets.

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Turtle Smasher October 31, 2012 at 04:05 pm

You have to watch to appreciate how fucking lame he is. And how the gun community should shun him like a Amish bastard child of a redheaded whore.

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Kevin October 31, 2012 at 05:47 pm

Never lost a fight? He’s certainly not the largest man I’ve seen I’m sure there are plenty of guys who can kick his ass physically (not me, he’d fuck me the fuck up; not my point). Also when it comes down to his so called end of days situation all it would take is some lucky asshole with a .22 who saw him first. He should just shut the hell up and keep being the “best firearms instructor in the world”.

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heavyfire7537 October 31, 2012 at 05:57 pm

what can you say? I’ve worked as a firefighter in a big city for 15 years. Before that I was a soldier and a corrections officer. It’s been my experience that someone who boasts the most has done very little. What a sad little man.

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David October 31, 2012 at 06:33 pm

This guy is pretty in love with himself.

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Linoge October 31, 2012 at 06:37 pm

Nope, he never lost a fight… so long as you do not count running away as ‘losing’.

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James October 31, 2012 at 08:54 pm

Linoge hit it on the head, as have others. When it came time to walk the walk, he fucking took off as fast as his legs could carry him. Now, at home, in order to try and cover the stain of his cowardice and failure, he’s overcompensating something fierce.
He comes off as (and is) a douchefag, which is unfortunate, because he could probably be a good instructor otherwise, once his ego is removed.
Yeager….you’re a poser.

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iakdrago October 31, 2012 at 09:19 pm

i can’t wait untill he starts incorporating shoulder transitions with the barrett as part of his training.

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James Yeager November 1, 2012 at 02:51 pm

ONE OF YOU PUSSIES TRYING TO FUCKING GO?????

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Poppy November 1, 2012 at 02:52 pm

BRING IT ON BITCH! I’LL BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH MY GODDAMN DICK!

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M November 1, 2012 at 08:22 pm

He would like that *very* much.

The rest of us agreed to let you have him… way to take one for the team.

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M November 1, 2012 at 08:27 pm

p.s. Please wear a condom…

None of us are sure what the puppies will look like, but we’re not willing to take that chance.

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Turtle Smasher November 1, 2012 at 02:53 pm

No fuck tard I do believe we are all “Trying to go!”

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LiquidFlorian November 1, 2012 at 04:44 pm

I think you left out “say-it-to-mah-faaaace!”

Good sock puppet though 8/10.

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Church November 1, 2012 at 04:57 pm

D- to the -Bag

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