Ultimate Glock Torture Tests – Jello And Scrambled Egg Are Achilles Heels

Red Jello Glock:

LOL at the FTFs and FTEs.  Note to self… keep Glocks away from Jello when operating in operations.

Scrambled Egg Glock:

haha not as bad as the Jello… but still funny to see that slide locking back on him.

There are a lot of Glock torture tests out there, most of which the Glock passes with flying colors.  Dragging one down a dirt road and even General operating in operations to the extreme to name another.  FPSRussia even does a torture test of his own.  Another guy actually had a Glock 34 fail after he ran a torture test of his own on it… then he got frustrated and peed on it.

Thoughts?  How long until Vigilant Sphincter starts training for Jello Malfunctions?  You know damn well they go home and do Jello shots out of each other’s belly buttons, I hate to see some Jello splash on the Glocks they had sitting around, and then jam up if they needed to quickly put one to use.

Hat tip: Ken

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D Larsen November 20, 2012 at 12:18 am

They doctored these “tests”. Glock does not fail under any circumstances period. Any “test” where a glock has malfunctioned due to anything other than ammo is a lie.

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Kevin November 20, 2012 at 05:50 am

I think to myself “why?” whenever someone uploads another glock torture video; I’d rather have TWO glocks then one glock and one beat to death broken glock.

Vigilant Sphincter should be very aware of this issue though now that it has been raised; you know if you’re out in the field preparing your operator militia for the incoming zombie apocalypse, and you’re eating that jelly donut…. Well my god all hell could break loose…

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Crunkleross November 20, 2012 at 06:47 am

Somehow I was not surprised when he downed that raw egg down to the last sticky drizzle. Before he moves on to the splugee shot torture test someone needs to teach him to keep his finger out the trigger guard when clearing a malfunction.

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D Larsen November 21, 2012 at 12:21 am

Right dude. So fucking unsafe. What is wrong with these jerkoffs?

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Unanimous November 20, 2012 at 06:59 am

I really don’t get it, I mean a glock can fail, I don’t see why ppl are so bent out of shape. Mike- I’m beginning to think you like this Spectre guy in a special way. Several posts with honorable mention in the last few weeks. Just saying

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ENDO-Mike November 20, 2012 at 11:32 am

The Vigilant Spectre group’s activities are one of the most staggeringly epic derps of our time. Even more impressive is they continue to still operate and have what seems like a following.

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D Larsen November 20, 2012 at 12:26 pm

Yeah. This country really is going down the shitter with such rampant derp gaining popularity. I think it may be about time for that endo troll shirt idea to come to fruition.

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dave w November 20, 2012 at 08:00 am

I don’t understand why you guys are dissing this, its valuable information for any professional jello wrestlers (of which we don’t have enough videos on this blog) who are looking to cc.
And yes, anything can fail.

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D Larsen November 20, 2012 at 12:27 pm

Not glock unless its ammo. Test is doctored. Period.

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RWC November 20, 2012 at 08:42 am

I think Mike is just trolling trying to get Vigilante Specderp to Jello wrestle with their Glocks as they did with the water filled tire. :-)

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Sid November 20, 2012 at 12:17 pm

This is valuable information. I lost a friend to Jello.

We were in this bar in Iraq and this kid comes up, this kid carrying a Jello box. And he says “jello, please, jello!” I said no. He kept askin’, yeah, and Joey said “Yeah.” And I went to get a couple of beers, and the jello was wired, and he opened up the box, fucking blew his body all over the place. And he’s laying there, he’s fucking screaming. There’s pieces of him all over me, just… like this, and I’m tryin’ to pull him off, you know, my friend that’s all over me! I’ve got blood and everything and I’m tryin’ to hold him together! I’m puttin’… the guy’s fuckin’ insides keep coming out! And nobody would help! Nobody would help! He’s saying, sayin’ “I wanna go home! I wanna go home!” He keeps calling my name! “I wanna go home, Johnny! I wanna drive my Chevy!” I said “With what? I can’t find your fuckin’ legs! I can’t find your legs!”

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BBJones November 20, 2012 at 01:28 pm

Is this supposed to be funny?

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Sid November 21, 2012 at 09:14 am

It is the line from First Blood that Rambo uses when he breaks down to COL Trautman.

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D Larsen November 20, 2012 at 06:27 pm

Is this a vigilant Spectre derp insider?

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PJ November 20, 2012 at 01:01 pm

This is important information for those of us who jello-carry to Thanksgiving get togethers with family. I guess I’ll be packing a revolver this year.

The main question is who’s the bigger troll: the guy who torture tests a GLOCK with jello and scrambled eggs or the guy who insists the tests are rigged?

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Phil C November 20, 2012 at 03:05 pm

this glock sounds sooo….. squishy :\ more so when he is fiddling with the mag release.

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Unanimous November 20, 2012 at 08:04 pm

Derp yeah, but like you said they have a following and it appears to be growing steadily. Love em, hate em, don’t think it matters man I think they have pretty much eclipsed the dissent at this point and probably don’t pay much attention- they also do alot right if you pay attention the hardest part was getting past how thick they lay it on. Now I’m used to it and I pretty much watch it an try to anticipate if Mike is going to say anything and if so what. I’m running at about 85% so far. Just saying

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ENDO-Mike November 20, 2012 at 11:39 pm

I’m 99% sure you’re one of them, but keep up the commenting if you wish.

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D Larsen November 21, 2012 at 12:22 am

Truth. Derp alert to the max.

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Unanimous November 21, 2012 at 06:00 am

Ill have ur 1%, well half I do subscribe over there but I also read here so… Count that as you wish. I find the hatred on both sides to be entertaining. If you prefer, I can take my time elsewhere if you want to have a tude.

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ENDO-Mike November 21, 2012 at 11:46 am

If you prefer, I can take my time elsewhere if you want to have a tude.

LOL

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MrMaigo November 21, 2012 at 11:23 am

Can’t people just have some fun? This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while.

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Unanimous November 21, 2012 at 01:16 pm

I feel kind of like your mom now

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