Spetsnaz Breakfast Omelet

Because last time I checked, you can’t backflip while shooting, and negligently shoot people on an empty stomach:

Spetsnaz-Breakfast-OmeletI may or may not have added “AK-47 egg frying device” to the top of my design project list. *shifty eyes*

hahah at how he eats it with a USMC KA-BAR at the end.

Thoughts?

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Chase December 29, 2012 at 01:59 am

Mattv, the boss as always

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Critter December 29, 2012 at 07:51 am

i’ve always wondered how to do that.

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Jim P. December 29, 2012 at 08:51 am

He should have used some cooking spray on the barrel. The eggs probably wouldn’t have stuck so much.

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jeff December 29, 2012 at 09:39 am

Need to cover it, too much loss of the wonderful egg. Think of the starving children Man…..

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Ian December 29, 2012 at 01:53 pm
Sivl32 (elvis) December 29, 2012 at 05:10 pm

I would have shot and heated the barrel up first, then added the eggs.

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matt December 29, 2012 at 05:12 pm

Just what I want in my eggs, lead. Its sort of like the exhaust pipe hamburger cooker they had on Top Gear several years ago.

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Lolinski December 30, 2012 at 09:55 am

Thats why you put a suppressor on it.[insert evil laugh]

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Cliff December 30, 2012 at 02:46 pm

half the egg is splashing out of the aluminum foil while shooting…

real men dont need salt & pepper, they use lead & gunpowder

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Slug36 January 2, 2013 at 11:17 pm

douche nugget wasted about $15 in ammo, what a fucktard!!!

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Chase Cullinan January 4, 2013 at 10:43 am

Why is his voice auto-tuned?

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