Recent Gun Tomfoolery Contains All The Elements Of A Good Story

Savannah, GA.  Watch the video and tell me that I’m wrong:

  • “Ride or die” sistas
  • Weave
  • Dreadlocks
  • A fez
  • Beretta U22 Neos with laser
  • Warning shots
  • Hair pulling
  • Suspiciously weak charges

I don’t even know where to start with this one… first of all, a Beretta Neos?  LOL… amazing choice of firearm for such asshattery, and it even had a WalMart laser on it.

I love how the camera panned the crime scene and there were chunks of hair everywhere.

So you can fire a pistol in the air in a crowded area and only get “reckless conduct” (appears to be a misdemeanor in Georgia) as a charge?  Interesting…  Oh here we go, apparently the police there may want to keep the crime stats low.  Yeah… that’s real ethical. *eye roll*

Beretta-U22-Neos

Thoughts?

Hat tip: Tim

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Sivl32 (elvis) January 24, 2013 at 02:06 am

y they started the fight? isnt it obvious.. they are both fucking the same guy.. in communities like that its never the males fault for cheating.

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Nick January 24, 2013 at 02:36 am

…time for an ENDO ‘tactical’ fez to roll out into production.

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ENDO-Mike January 24, 2013 at 02:39 am

ROFL I looked up “fez”… hahah maybe I could make them out of spent howitzer shells.

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Nick January 24, 2013 at 11:37 am

Just take some inspiration from the lady they interview… she has a ballin’ ass fez lid. Imagine that shit in multicam with a paracord tassel and a fuckton of velcro for morale patches.

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ENDO-Mike January 24, 2013 at 11:43 am

hahaha true. I added fez to the list in the post.

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Kyle January 25, 2013 at 12:28 pm

Don’t forget the molle strips

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Name January 24, 2013 at 02:31 pm

All my money

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czbeardly January 24, 2013 at 06:06 am

dat fez!

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Critter January 24, 2013 at 08:46 am

dat Neos got de BEAMS!

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PJ January 24, 2013 at 08:51 am

Savannah has a pretty serious gang violence problem and gets quite a bit of money from tourism so I won’t be surprised if they try to keep violent crime rates down. The local police even check everyone who goes into gun shows against a database of known gang members and affiliates. Anyone found in the system doesn’t get in.

Nice town though, if you stay away from the sketchy areas.

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sirkut January 30, 2013 at 10:51 am

I’m calling BS. Now mind you I haven’t been to an Eastman gun show in Savannah in about a year or so and they don’t check IDs at the door. Police officer at the door generally only assists in disabling a firearm that a civilian brings into the event but I have NEVER in my life seen anyone check a database on gangs. When did they start doing this?

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Lee January 24, 2013 at 09:42 am

This is fantastic

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dave w January 24, 2013 at 10:16 am

the screen shot looks like a line outside a chicken and watermelon restaurant.

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Dallas January 24, 2013 at 11:44 am

Wow.

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Andrew January 24, 2013 at 01:35 pm

I can’t stop laughing my ass off.

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Taylor TX January 24, 2013 at 04:09 pm

How dainty is the reporter guy, did I imagine he over emphasized the word bullets?

Remember the show Reno 911? Check out the urban cop lady with her badge and super ghetto fab haircut. Its the real life Reno 911 Lady bahaha

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3257/2330361718_f7f3dfdee4.jpg

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DougE January 24, 2013 at 05:41 pm

Hmm, 10 round mags sure saved a lot of people. (barf!)

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CharlieB January 24, 2013 at 06:06 pm

That list seriously sounds like Stefon from SNL describing the most epic night club ever.

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Max January 24, 2013 at 06:18 pm

Fez’s are cool.

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Cuban Pete January 26, 2013 at 07:01 am

If the KKK had re-enacted this “incident”, they would not have changed one thing. Not one.

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