Assault Clip Lethality Demonstration

An example of why they should be banned:

Mattv2099-OperatorThe Cowwadoody headset and 1000 yard stare sealed the deal.  I wouldn’t think that headset would provide much hearing protection, but maybe he’s got plugs on underneath.

Blowing up food and drinks is always a good time.

Mattv2099 everyone… haha that was in my talkshow host voice. Ladies, he’s single and has lots of ammunition.

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Greg January 28, 2013 at 08:12 am

In the directors cut he screams “I hate you mom!!” And starts crying uncontrollably after he finishes emptying his assault “clip”.

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mattv2099 February 3, 2013 at 05:03 pm

Naw dude. In the directors cut (extended remix) I bust out the autotune and moon walk.

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triggernoob January 28, 2013 at 09:17 am

Ban Coke. It makes people fat!

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MrMaigo January 28, 2013 at 11:28 am

The crappy coke makes you fat, the good coke makes you thin

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MattW January 28, 2013 at 09:40 am

I’m a little confused… is is he being sincere or sarcastic? Is this an honest plea to ban those deadly assault clips? Or is it a parody of the poor understanding of firearms that the media and anti-gunners hold?

In the case that it is an honest plea for gun control, I don’t want to visit his YouTube page to give him any additional views…

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bigghoss January 28, 2013 at 11:00 am

It’s a joke. This is a parody of a video by the brady campaign talking about banning “assault clips”, whatever those are.

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SixtyForty January 28, 2013 at 06:43 pm

Hello, and welcome to the Internet.

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mattv2099 February 3, 2013 at 05:05 pm

Dude, if you have to ask…

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SiGraybeard January 28, 2013 at 11:52 am

What did he have in that 32 round “clip”? 100 rounds?

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ENDO-Mike January 28, 2013 at 12:36 pm

I think he had 180 clips in it.

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Anthracis January 28, 2013 at 12:39 pm

Hahahha. High capacity magazines with a 100 clips in it. Lol

Good one mike.

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Chrontius January 28, 2013 at 05:10 pm

Some of those headsets provide 20-25 dB of isolation. I’ve used a pair of Sennheisers as ear protection while mowing the lawn; they have the side benefit of being able to hear music while preventing hearing damage.

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ErnestThing January 29, 2013 at 07:17 am

Those ones do not provide much hearing protection. Part of the reason I like them is that I can still hear the world around me somewhat easily.

Those 1000-yard stare feels.

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Andrew January 28, 2013 at 11:34 pm

MAXIMUM. DEATH.

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Matt January 30, 2013 at 01:16 am

Those looked like turtle beach headsets for Xbox.

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mattv2099 February 3, 2013 at 05:07 pm

Those headsets are for intense, high speed, low drag, operational sniper engagements with 100 round bullit glok clips.

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