Ban evil guns, and everything else that kills people.
Hat tip: JP
We need to ban high capacity spoons. The obesity epidemic in this country is getting out of hand.
About 65 percent of Americans are either obese or overweight, and the Centers for Disease Control has classified obesity as an epidemic in the United States. According to NIDDK/NIH, obesity costs Americans more than $117 billion annually in health care [source: NIDDK/NIH]. If you are obese, you have a 50 to 100 percent increased risk of premature death than someone of normal weight. Obesity is a risk factor in other conditions, like high blood pressure, heart disease and type-2 diabetes.
BAN SPOONS NOW…or we’re all gonna die!!!!!! Write to your representatives and other elected officials. Don’t die. Use your fingers so you can live to use your GUNS!
In case any of you thought I was serious….NO! You know who you are ;)
Fx hummel is now officially chopped liver.
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