Saiga-12 Candied Bacon

Mattv2099 with a necessary component of an operator who operates in operations breakfast:

Damnit Matt I thought by now you’d know that you need to put foil around the bacon!  All your bacon barrel vids had the same outcome… the bacon falls off almost immediately as a result of the recoil, and the video becomes disappointing because it doesn’t cook as well as it could.  Like I always say “Operate Smarter, Not Harder”.

Mattv2099-OperatorMatt when’s this new girlfriend of yours going to join the YouTube trollture testing?  You know putting a girl in a gun video immediately will get you 10x the views right?  History also dictates that if said girl is in booty shorts the multiplier is several times higher (YOUTUBE MONEY! *cha ching*).  Food (pun intended) for thought. haha

Thoughts?

3 COMMENTS

JUMP DOWN ↓ TO ADD ANOTHER

carl April 18, 2013 at 01:15 am

Is that dude ‘Milton’ from the Walking Dead?

Reply

dave w April 18, 2013 at 06:18 am

Dude, dont ask him to bring in some camel toe clara to boost ratings, he has to maintain his artistic integrity. Theres enough channels with tac-ho’s already.

Reply

dgdimick April 19, 2013 at 08:44 am

OK, that’s just wrong. I’m turning in my guns and joining then left. Oh, wait, BACON!!!!! never mind

Reply

LEAVE A COMMENT:

Previous post:

Next post: