Ohio Police Chief Got High Of His Daughter’s Supply

Chief Wiggum ate some cake that didn’t belong to him and suffered the consequences:

ahahhahhaha the cake was a lie.  Oh well… he lived to chief another day, no harm done.

Chief-WiggumThat will teach him not to eat cake that isn’t his.

Thoughts?

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Poppy April 28, 2013 at 12:13 am

Hey Mike, 2007 called, it wants its joke back.

Get with the times man! No one cares about Portal jokes anymore, we’ve all moved on to crakin’ about Marauder Shields and Sim Shitty.

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Los April 28, 2013 at 07:44 am

That’s what he gets for eating the whole cake. Even without the cannibus blessings…the whole cake dude?! That’s just greedy. Who eats cake for breakfast anyway?!

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Angeles April 28, 2013 at 07:30 pm

cops eat cake for breakfast duh. So they have more energy to chase the bad guy right? Its part of a healthy weight gain program.

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denver chris April 28, 2013 at 08:17 am

“worst feeling in the world…I felt like I was dying!”

that’s either the best weed ever, or the worst weed ever

they give him sedatives to have him “sleep off” getting really stoned?

http://www.leer-leren.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/wtf-mem-jackie-chan-1024×819.jpeg

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ENDO-Mike April 28, 2013 at 10:21 am

Reminds me of this Katt Williams bit – http://youtu.be/SFJDCY002Dc?t=1m52s

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Jim P. April 28, 2013 at 08:40 am

I wonder if he thinks the war on drugs will be won tomorrow?

Get a clue dude.

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Phoenixnfa April 28, 2013 at 09:38 am

Dude. Like. What if……what if cake were. Infinite dude.

What if cake were pizza!!!!!!!! Dude.

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ENDO-Mike April 28, 2013 at 10:16 am

hahah when asked how high he was, the chief said 5’8″

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denver chris April 28, 2013 at 05:36 pm

yeah…with two states legalized it’s a matter of time.

I like how the video says “toxic” – yeah, shit was so toxic he SURVIVED with zero side effects, aside from some giggles and more cake eating.

I dunno if there are any REAL lawyers on here, but could ignorance be used as a defense here? I mean, he willingly admits to eating a random cake for breakfast (was probably high in the first place to get that idea). Just a random cake, chilling on the counter, let’s eat it!

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hnl.flyboy April 28, 2013 at 12:19 pm

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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calvin April 28, 2013 at 12:58 pm

So when are they filing the DWI charges? It should be an easy case since he just congested on the nightly news.

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croppedxout April 29, 2013 at 06:21 am

0:47… sign at hospital…. phone number starts with 420… blaze it Chief Wiggum

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ENDO-Mike April 29, 2013 at 08:21 am

hahaha!

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Steve April 29, 2013 at 08:44 am

Did anyone else get the irony about the chief deciding to drive UNDER THE INFLUENCE to get “help” instead of calling for help? That guy is a fucking MENSA candidate. Thought process: I may be poisoned, I really want some fucking Doritos, I might be dying… hey, lets go for a drive.

Chances of the chief getting charged with driving under the influence, about as much as Obama joining the S&W Pro Team.

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Eric June 5, 2013 at 11:16 pm

“I got up in the morning and ate it–the entire thing.”

Who gets up in the morning, sees a cake, and thinks to have not just a piece, but the whole cake? Gave me quite a laugh.

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