Some Liquor A Glock A KA-BAR And Some Frog Lube

This is what I call a party:

Mattv2099-Operator2:00 – A real operator would have drank that.

2:25 – Pour it out?! Dude you just made Glock tea and you’re going to just pour it down the drain as well? *facepalm*

2:50 – The assault chopsticks were a nice touch… props.

Not one of Mattv2099‘s most exciting vids, but still funny to watch nevertheless.

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Ronald RayGun May 18, 2013 at 01:50 am

A handle of Smirnoff and a shooter of green apple Pucker? So hood.

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hnl.flyboy May 18, 2013 at 04:38 am

Lol. Not 151.

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mattv2099 May 18, 2013 at 09:17 am

Yeah, I realized that afterward. Grabbed the wrong bottle. But I was all “fuck it.”

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Jimmy Russels May 18, 2013 at 07:28 am

Complete Shit. Rubbing alcohol, which your supposed to use is 70%-90%, that rum/smirnoff is 40%, not to mention all the other shit like sucrose in rum that will not evaporate and stick to the parts.
Frog lube is the best stuff you can put on your gun, especially if it is polymer frame but this guy is a major league fuckup.

I am sick of this mattv asshole. He was funny at first but now he just goes about his way acting like hes high on cough syrup posting shitty videos and watering down the content of one of my favorite blogs. A++ for being a dickhead.

Are you in bed with this man or do you really find him that funny?

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mattv2099 May 18, 2013 at 09:12 am

SHIT. MY BAD. I misinterpreted the instructions. You mean I was supposed to use the Everclear I bought in Oregon last year? Is that the correct alcohol? That shits 190 proof! Been saving that shit for when I clean my kel-tec pmr30.

You just mad jelly about my tier 1 Glocksmithing skillz. And my Certificate of Awesomeness bestowed upon me by Dougan Ashley himself.

Do you even operate?

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mattv2099 May 18, 2013 at 09:37 am

Your VIPERS ACADEMY obstacle course doesn’t count (RE: do you operate).

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Jimmy Russels May 18, 2013 at 09:41 am

The only certificate you have is the Certificate of Complete Retardism and Mental Defectiveness. Furthermore, The only thing you should be doing with any of that alcohol is drinking it. Did you know that they make something called denatured alcohol that you can buy at your local convenience store? Its sold really cheap because you can’t drink it so the government doesn’t tax it. Try harder next time.

My apologies, I completely rethought my position. I’m glad you get off on pouring vodka and froglube all over your guns and post it on youtube with autotune like a faggot attention whore. The last thing this world would ever need is for you to give that booze to a ladyfriend and for her to mistakenly bear your child. That would increase the stupidity of humanity and particularly gun owners by no less than double. I will sleep well knowing nothing like that has happened today.

You are a major league asshole and do an astounding job of representing adult gun owners as fools. There is no use for you, on the internet, in your community, or even in the human gene pool. I don’t like you and I wish I could unsee every one of your extra-chromosome inspired videos. When you die, they will certainly put you in a museum as the crown jewel of morons and you will be known as the poster child for birth control. I mean this with sincerity.

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mattv2099 May 18, 2013 at 10:07 am

Troll successful. lmao. If I had the time (too busy making lots of money and having sex) I would create and upload daily videos for you.

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mattv2099 May 18, 2013 at 10:11 am

As in finally. Somebody gets it. LOL. I wish I could get more responses like yours. :)

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Jimmy Russels May 18, 2013 at 06:49 pm

This is the last time I am going to waste any moment my time to address this debauchery of collective human intelligence. Firstly, VIPERS academy was infact a very positive experience for me. From their youtube videos alone I had learned how to do a barrel roll with a shotgun. Needless to say I have enrolled in their training and it has proved to be invaluable, only second to Vigilant Spectre. On the other hand you have only taught me about Glock fruit salad (ad hominem description of yourself) and pretty much anything related to self inflicted stupidity.

You shouldn’t be surprised to learn you are the last bastion of morons with guns. No one could ever possibly supercede your God given destiny as the top level bona fide piece of shit. Your mother should have learned to swallow. I would recommend you seek professional help, but I am entirely indifferent to your assholeim and I will filter you out as well as refuse to acknowledge you in my own self created reality.

I hope your Glock KBs and takes the hand you use to jerk off with it.

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MattV2099 May 18, 2013 at 07:32 pm

Bravo /k/omrade. 10/10 would operate with.

Perhaps we trained at Vipers Academy together. My record time in the obstacle course still stands today.

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Jimmy Russels May 19, 2013 at 09:13 pm

I will take you up on this offer. Glock Lasagna, that would be pure entertainment. I would shed manly tears of joy. Include a kebab reference and a shoutout to our friends at VIPERS from /k/ in the video.

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ENDO-Mike May 18, 2013 at 09:24 pm

I appreciate that you like the blog. I really do find Matt hilarious, some vids more than others obviously. My suggestion would be to just skip his vids that I post in the future. If you have to watch them, I’m still trying to get a fix on the location where guys like you are being held so I can send operators in to help.

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Shaun May 18, 2013 at 07:55 am

Hmmmm, never thought of hot water for heating guns up for froglube before.

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Matt May 19, 2013 at 06:16 am

Yea you’re definitely supposed to use rubbing alcohol I thought that kinda seemed like common sense. Not tryna troll tho. I chuckled at least once.

I use FireClean and cannot compare to froglube cause I haven’t used it but FireClean is amazing stuff. I used isopropyl alcohol wipes to make that step easy.

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