I hate when my novelty balloons get ruined by muzzle blast:
I really need to look into a suppressor. I went way over my helium balloon budget last month, that was NOT cool. Hat to make cutbacks in cashmere socks, smoked cheeses, and artisan salts.
The real crime here is that perfectly good helium to inhale is going to waste. If you’re not killing braincells and staying stupid shit with your lungs full of the nobelest of gases then you’re just not living.