“Shark Jump Orange”, no wait “Embarrassing Orange” yea that’s the Pantone color, I’m sure of it:
You know… because the original the satchel is SO far from the ugliest thing everyone has ever seen, so why not draw huge amounts of attention to it and the fact you have a gun inside of it by making a new version which is bright and covered with camouflage. *eye roll* Way to be discrete. The camouflage they selected actually does work perfectly, but only on women. If you’re wearing this thing around, you will be 100% invisible to them… that’s science in action.
I pretty much said all the other funny things I could think of in the original post I did on the Awkward Life Helmet Satchel By Chris Costa So You Don’t Hurt Yourself On The World, so check it out if you want some laughs.
Are you sold on this new colorway, or are you hoping he maybe releases a 3rd version maybe with dazzle camouflage, unicorn print padding, and fail fuchsia accents? I’m thinking Costa should be a peach and throw an adjustable life helmet in for a bundle price to save the customers some money.
You have some time before halloween, but when you’re ready these things are $195 over at Blue Force Gear. I’m unsure if the limited lifetime warranty covers wear and tear from the beatings anyone who calls themselves a “friend” will give you if you buy one of these for real use… something to look into.
Hat tip: Logan