Be Sure Of Your Dragon’s Breath And What’s Behind It

Uncontrolled derp burn:

Lucky the whole forest didn’t get burned to the ground.  Probably would have if the wind was stronger.

That Al Green Love & Happiness sample / beat in the background of the vid was hot. Twista – Do Wrong (Feat. Lil Kim) is the joint if you want to add it to your playlist.

Egypt-Shotgun-Hulls-On-FingersThoughts? Anyone have any bad experiences like that with dragons breath or other exotic loads?

Hat tip: Smooth Operator

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Doc July 3, 2013 at 12:46 am

That’s how you start a forest fire, by doing something dumb, and then standing there looking at the fire. “Oy, sure would suck if this burned down someone’s hosue. Hey bob go kick that target, it’ll look cool on the video!”

Fucking cocknuckles.

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Blazing Zero July 3, 2013 at 03:37 am

That bit at the end “HURRR DE DERP DERP DONT SHOOT DRAGONS BREATH AT DRY GRASS!”

Well, no shit…. I didnt need this douche to tell me that, i figured it fell under common sense.

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05RC51 July 3, 2013 at 04:42 am

The most important thing is,……who is the cutie in the boots????

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Will July 3, 2013 at 05:21 am

Typical Fitty vid…

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Dennis July 3, 2013 at 06:18 am

Nice FPS Russia slam at the end.

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Josh July 3, 2013 at 06:34 am

Holy shit that was really stupid. I like the first splash page where it says, “If it started a small fire we could put it out.” Yeah, well, what if it started a large fire you dipshit? And then the second one where he says, “I really didn’t think it would go all the way back to the berm.” Operative words there are “didn’t think.” And how do you misspell the word “minute.” Muinute? And half of them just sit around taking pictures while the others try to put it out. This is why you don’t give guns to retards.

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Guav July 3, 2013 at 09:21 am

I only shot a dragon’s breath shell once about 18 years ago. It was the dead of night in a large, empty K-Mart parking lot. It was pretty cool.

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SittingDown July 3, 2013 at 09:40 am

Must’ve been the 80s then. *Bill Burr laugh*

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HouHef45 July 3, 2013 at 02:55 pm

Bill Burr laugh is the new IT laugh, you’ve either got it or you don’t. Because it’s all about impressing the LADIES!

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CopperTopTX July 3, 2013 at 10:29 am

Ho. lee. shit! I think I just gave myself a black eye from the shear number of facepalms. Did the “target” catch fire again at the very end of the video? You can just barely see it flickering in the shadows just to the left of the middle of the screen. That derp def. gives the VS guys a run for their derp $$.

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Regulus July 3, 2013 at 11:25 am

lol whats even more stupid is they put the vid on youtube. wow fucking retarded. there might be some kinda law against this or fine i would think

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Some Dude July 3, 2013 at 12:21 pm

So… they moved the target closer because they KNEW there was a good chance of fire, but didn’t bother getting a fire extinguisher?

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firecapt July 3, 2013 at 02:57 pm

I see several Derps standing there with jackets and hoodies on that would be quite suitable to PUT THE %$#&^* FIRE OUT. Just shuck that jacket and get to beating it out. Yeah, your hoodie will get scorched and smelly, but it works. If you started it, you have to suffer a bit.

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HouHef45 July 3, 2013 at 02:57 pm

How about just having around an f’king shovel?! I had some tracer rounds do this about two years ago and a damn shovel controlled our small scale conflagration inside of two minutes. Control time, bitches.

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jim bob July 3, 2013 at 05:28 pm

still waiting for an update on the hoochie in boots. did she escape from his underground bunker? is she in need of rescuing? was this a carefully orchestrated cry for help on her part?

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Jim P. July 4, 2013 at 06:09 am

Let’s see: They’re mixing a pyrotechnic round with dry grass and don’t plan for it? Why didn’t they have an open bucket of gas sitting around to make it even more spectacular?

Dumb shits!

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Al T. July 4, 2013 at 03:34 pm

Dang Jim, don’t give’em ideas! :D

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Steve069 July 6, 2013 at 11:11 pm

At deer camp last November I shot some tracer rounds out of my AR. The magnesium tail pieces would ricochet when the bullets hit the ground, one shot out over a hundred yards away on top of a huge hill.

Woods caught fire and I had to run up the hill 100 yards in the pitch black to stomp it out.
The most scared I’ve ever been and I will not shoot exotic rounds at my cabin anymore. No 911 or anyone to call when your 3 miles deep in the middle of the woods!

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TannerAnders July 30, 2013 at 05:04 pm

“We really don’t know what WE can do”

Grab your shovels boys. Time to build a firebreak.

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