How To Be An Operator

A video guide:

How-To-Ben-An-Operatorhaha nice.  I don’t know if the stereotypes are accurate, but I’ve heard them and they sure are funny.

Other people should also put out “how to be an operator” videos.

Thoughts?


Comments

22 responses to “How To Be An Operator”

  1. Meh…

  2. JD(not the one with the picture) Avatar
    JD(not the one with the picture)

    Dude needs way more tats, chick needs to twerk. On second thought, lose the dude.

  3. After dating someone with fake boobs, I’m just disgusted by them. Fn nazi boobs ruin boobs.

    1. Yeah, plus her elbows are very sharp…

      1. IllTemperedCur Avatar
        IllTemperedCur

        Can’t be. She’s not in a cheerleader outfit.

  4. Regulus Avatar

    I bet she takes pretty big shits

  5. Ronald RayGun Avatar
    Ronald RayGun

    Belly button is too weird looking. 2/10, would not hit that.

    1. agreed, should have skipped the boob surgery and gone with the belly button fix.

      1. elephantrider Avatar
        elephantrider

        Nice bolt-on tits.

        1. bolt on? i thought they were mounted on a pickatitty rail.

  6. Is that a C-section scar? Hotness.

  7. Compton Avatar

    Her elbows? her bellybutton? wtf? How about some props for a body that probably took years of gym time and eating clean? next someones gonna say, “she has a scar on her toe! what a nasty hoe.”

    Plus- See dat ass? yeah she squats

    1. naah, she probably just throws up alot. The mob has spoken, no hotness to be seen here, move along, move along.

    2. Welcome to the internet. I’ll be your guide for today.

      http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/210-would-not-bang

  8. Good looking lady distracted me. Had to watch the video several times to ahem… focus. :)

  9. RealOperator Avatar
    RealOperator

    Tattoos are a no-no with real covert teams – you might as well have where you are from written on your arm.

  10. The Air Force PJ thing made me laugh.

  11. Tailpipe Avatar

    Don’t forget pickup truck or harley. Full sleeve tattoos, gator sun glasses, soloman running shoes…I think that about covers it.

  12. Southern infiltrate Avatar
    Southern infiltrate

    In all honesty neither of these two are funny in the least bit, the dude actually comes off as some low rent Dane Cook wannabe. The fact that he is parading around with his rifle like it’s a toy is disrespectful as hell. This whole video seems to be an attempt to prove that he isn’t gay. It screams “Hey guys look at me, Look at my chick, she even has boobs! I am so manly that I carry a rifle, and have identifiable tattoos. No really I like men, oops I meant women, no really I do!”. This dude would be way more comfortable (and better off) holding a dong instead of a rifle.

    1. I really don’t get the gay thing. In fact, I would say the exact opposite… I guess I don’t understand why people feel the need to criticize so much?

  13. Nakedgun Avatar

    You are all un-straight. I think his sister’s cute; guess I’m fist in line…

    1. elephantrider Avatar
      elephantrider

      Going straight to the fisting?