Remington Wants You To Smell What The Rock Is Cooking

Researching and developing their asses off:

Oooooo!  Did they get to pick their own code names?  Either way, it would have been the perfect opportunity to troll a coworker and put him down as codename “BarbieFarts” or something random and hilarious.

Here’s another video about the same thing, but edited differently:

They have a lame website for The Rock, which doesn’t really have much info on it.

27-Remington-870-DressesThey need to get Mattv2099 on board in the Skunkworks R&D&T (the T stands for trolling).  How much do you want to bet you couldn’t jam a Remington 870 action full of mashed potatoes or strawberry jam, and have it still work fine?

I love how in order to make footage look cool the standard procedure is to saturate the colors, make the video look interlaced, and make the quality a refined version of shitty.

Thoughts?

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Bill September 12, 2013 at 01:41 am

If you try doing anything like that to an 870, the extractor will break and you’ll need to send it back to Remington all full of spud.

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SittingDown September 12, 2013 at 02:08 am

Fish? I guess they take name “The Rock” seriously. LOL

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Regulus September 12, 2013 at 06:05 am

this is why i don’t own a Remington. the fact that they have to go and say how bad ass they are and how smart, hardworking they are just goes in one here and out the other. They are so full of shit. oh ya sure working with “elite” military units???? REALLY? like who? what do they do thats so “elite”? like come on

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