I’m still trying to decide what tier of operator this is catering to:
0:05 – “Hi I’m blonde, have a low cut shirt, great teeth, a pony tail, and aviators.. I’ll be distracting you for the next 4.5 minutes”
0:17 – LOL I’m already starting to see why you’d need a rotating rail if you mount a damn handgun on your rail. *smh* remember the post I did about that a while back? Shit is out of control…
0:51 – Not sure why all this couldn’t be taken care of with a canted mount… but whatevs.
2:08 – hahah taser pulled from the rail mounted derp holster to knock that guy off the folding chair, then engage a target down range. That would make a great animated gif.
3:45 – I wish I had a white Tahoe I didn’t give a shit about which I could pepper with brass damage. “Nah baby, that’s not from rocks on the highway… I operate so hard, that’s all from ejecting brass.”
No tactical gyroscopic beer holder? Weaksauce.
For the operations I operate in, I can’t say I’ve ever wished my rail rotated 360 degrees. Actually that’s a lie… I’ve always wanted a motorized 360 degree rotating rail with blades on it for CQB. Even guns mounted facing outwards which sprayed bullets as the rail was rotating would be acceptable.
Head over to Ballista Tactical to pick one up for $200 if you’re interested. Why that page looks like it’s trying to sell you a book on how to get rich and retire off penny stocks I have no idea.
Hat tip: Van