Threat Management Center – Detroit’s Tactical Law Men

These guys continue to be like a parody-inception.  Priceless:

You might recognize these guys from a post I did called Vipers Academy For HSLD Operators a while back.  So priceless, you just have to click that link to check out the videos and read the comments on the post.  Make sure to visit the Threat Management Center website too for more LOLz than you can possibly imagine.

1:00 – hahah he calls himself an “escort” … and they charge $10.  How does $10 even pay for time and fuel to drive some place to “escort” someone?  Where are they getting the money for H3 Hummers, speed boats, equipment, that derp training facility etc.. not to mention paying their employees?   They must escort a lot of people every day at $10 a pop.  Oh yea and sweet Blackhawk vest bRah.

2:00 – I really do like the idea of prevention rather than prosecution.  It should just be done in a far less tactical mall ninja derp operator type way.

Damn Detroit has some nice looking old buildings though!  I wonder if I could pick one up for cheap, then mount mini-gun sentries at every corner?  Probably would need that.

LOL at the 9:00 position on their logo it actually says “Tactical Law”.  Sounds like “bird law” status to me. Woot! Two bird law jokes in one day… things are looking good.

Threat-Management-CenterSince they were going for alliteration in their “Deterrence Detection Defense” motto, they might as well throw “Derp” in there for good measure.

What they are doing seems to be scaring the bad guys away though temporarily anyway while they “escort”.  Amazing what some matching uniforms and cheap tactical gear can do for deterrence.

Thoughts?

Hat tip: Drapetomanius

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Regulus September 25, 2013 at 03:41 am

That chick is kinda hot. I’d hit that

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dave w September 25, 2013 at 05:30 am

agreed

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Jon September 25, 2013 at 04:06 am

You know what? I’m not gonna dog them. Ok, so they are tacti-cool, but hell.
If I lived in Detroit, ok I wouldn’t live in Detroit. But besides that, If a tight shirt, and black gear made people scared of me, I’d do that.

Frankly given it is Detroit, I think they had a great idea to start a business like that.

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Gizmo September 25, 2013 at 04:53 am

At first glance I thought the logo on his arm was the OCP logo

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David September 25, 2013 at 05:21 am

The guy does speak and present well. They’ve stayed around for a while now, which tells me they have money coming in. Maybe, we’ll stop laughing at them soon.

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Bryce September 25, 2013 at 07:55 am

Mike I think you missed the part, they are paid by large companies to protect employees
Maybe the ten dollars is like a copayment made by the employee

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M September 25, 2013 at 07:24 pm

ten dollars for less than an hours work isn’t too bad, especially if you have no “overhead” (i’ll bet most of this equipment was already on hand), and the local job economy is *shit*.

It is a low price for a bodyguard, but considering what you’re getting (some guy in tacticool gear with NO training) I don’t think that the price is totally off-base. They’re obviously going after a market sector that isn’t currently served by body guards or armed security, seems a little brilliant!

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ENDO-Mike September 25, 2013 at 11:50 pm

Hmm yea maybe. I doubt the company would make the employee pay and additional charge though.

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Will September 26, 2013 at 08:56 am

I think it’s more ten dollars per person escorted, not per mission, but in an hour you can get plenty of people from the parking lot to the front door if you’re working an office highrise…

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Mason September 25, 2013 at 10:03 am

I don’t know, I think it’s legit. The way Detroit has been made to be, there are a lot of people who feel the need for security and the ability to defend themselves that simply don’t have the time or interest to go buy a gun and become proficient with it themselves. So these guys come in and for $10, they’ll protect you while you get to your store and open it for business.

And yeah they’re all mall ninja’d out, which seems ridiculous to people like us who know better, but the people they are ideally defending from will see that these guys are all organized and well equipped and see that as more intimidating than some guys in suits or whatever.
They did say that as long as they’ve been operating <..> they’ve never had anybody injured, which I think says a lot.

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Weez September 25, 2013 at 10:20 am

Hijacked cigarette trucks? Seems like that’s a problem that has been around for quite a while…

http://youtu.be/hk-_4vierus

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Web September 25, 2013 at 06:15 pm

The narrator sounds 100% like Nathan Fielder from Nathan for You on comedy central

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MattV2099 September 25, 2013 at 08:28 pm

I need donations. So I can afford to attend VIPERS Academy.

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ENDO-Mike September 25, 2013 at 11:49 pm

They should have you on as a guest instructor! 360-no-scopes seem like they would fit right in over there.

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dgdimick September 27, 2013 at 08:28 am

Doesn’t Detroit become RoboCops home in a few years?

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DIRECTOR OF OPERATIONS DALE BROWN November 12, 2014 at 10:36 am

As the founder of the organization in 1994 I have faced a lot of ridicule. These statements are not new however they are like most things inaccurate, misguided and superficial. I will attempt to enlighten those who showed shallow interest in one my organization has done is doing and will do in the future. 1- I started my civilian focused lawful self-defense school because a woman was chased off of a bridge in Detroit by 3 men the crowd of people and police could not help her so I thought if someone on that bridge or if this single mom had my training she would be alive. My protective free community services started because I noticed that people needed help because people were being home invaded robbed and killed and police if they responded it was after the fact just like every other community in the united states however the police only focused on prosecution. During our 20 years we have had no court dates to explain our actions we have no law suits. 6 team member’s were shot non-fatally between 1995-2000 1 female 5 men all we stabilized their wounds and transported them to level 1 trauma hospitals. till this day 12 November 2014 no arrests or prosecution have occurred. at least half of the women we protect for free are from the wealthy suburbs and the prosecutor’s offices and domestic violence shelters call us because my team members will protect them for free as it is required in our V.I.P.E.R.S. bodyguard program to prove you are not a money motivated mercenary instead that you are a mission motivated hero who helps people when those agencies feel that the women and children are in a high potentially fatal situation. of the est.1,000 women children seniors and families we have protected for free since 1994 we have never failed to protect them not one of those who came to us for help have been injured or killed after receiving our assistance. We charge $10 for every 10 minutes of service on site so that common community folks can afford our services standard of $60per hour. We prevent or solve 99% of all issues involving violent criminal behavior within 10minutes so we only charge for the time on site. The staff is on salary the operational field fees are not related to their pay rate.

“EVERTRAIN” V.I.P.E.R.S. ACADEMY WE NEVER STOP TRAINING WE ARE THE ONLY PERFORMANCE BASED PROTECTIVE SERVICE ORGANIZATION IN THE WORLD IF YOU CANNOT PROTECT THEN YOU CAN NOT PARTICIPATE. ANYONE WHO DOES NOT PRACTICE CONSTANTLY WILL NOT PERFORM CONSISTANTLY AND PROFESSIONALLY.
All staff is required to train a minimum of 10 hours per week in tactics that is broken down into 3 primary subjects
1-TACTICAL PSYCHOLOGY APPROX 2 hours WEEKLY body language interpretation and projection
2-TACTICAL LAW civil and criminal legal appropriate action and verbal articulation and
3-TACTICAL SKILLS GUN/KNIFE DISARM ESCAPE CONTROL IMMOBILIZATION OF AGGRESSORS WITH EMPHASIS ON NOT INJURING/ KILLING EVEN IF FATAL FORCE IS AN OPTION

*****NOTE
20YEARS OF EMPIRICAL REAL WORLD APLICATION IS THE FOUNDATION OF OUR ORGANIZATIONAL SUCCESS WE CREATE NON VIOLENCE AS A FOCAL POINT AND COMMUNITIES THRIVE AS A RESULT AND THE BUSINESSES PROFIT AS A BIPRODUCT AND I FOUND A WAY TO MAKE HELP PEOPLE NOT BE RAPED ROBED AND KILLED SUSTAINABLE AND REPLICATABLE AND WE ARE BEING CONTACTED BY ORGANIZATIONS THAT WANT OUR ORGANZTION IN THIER COMMUNITIES AND WE ARE EXPANDING.IF YOU GO TO OUR WEBSITE YOU WILL FIND FEDERAL AND STATE LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS TESTIMONIALS SUPPORTINING OUR TRAINING AND SAVING THIER LIVES IN REAL LIFE CONFLICTS IN THE INNER CITY OF DETROIT WHERE WE HAVE BASED OUR OPERATION FOR 20 YEARS. WE HAVE WORKED IN OTHER CITIES AND COUNTRIES SUCCESSFULLY MANAGING THREATS NON-VIOLENTLY THROUGH DETERENCE DETECTION AND DEFENCE. WE PLAN TO EXPAND WORLD WIDE TO HELP PEOPLE HAVE A SAFE LIFE FREE OF VIOLENCE AND CRIME.

THE MOST IMPORTANT THING YOU NEED IN ORDER TO PROTECT PEOPLE IS NOT A GUN OR KNIFE IT IS THE LOVE OF LIFE YOU CANNOT PROTECT WHAT YOU DO NOT LOVE.
TO PROPERLY AND COMPLETELY PROTECT PEOLPLE YOU MUST LOVE PEOPLE AHE SECOND MOST IMPORTANT THING YOU NEED IS SELFLESSNESS YOU MUST PUT THE SAFTEY OF OTHERS BEFORE YOU OWN. THE THIRD THING YOU NEED TO PROPERLY PROTECT TO REMEMBER TO ALWAYS TREAT OTHERS THE SAME WAY YOU WOULD WANT SOMEONEONE TO TREAT SOMEONE IN YOUR FAMILY. LOOK AT EVERY PERSON AS IF THEY ARE AMEMBER OF YOUR FAMILY BECAUSE THEY ARE THEY AND WE ARE WLL PART OF THE SAME HUMAN FAMILY.

A SAFE SOCIETY IS A SUCCESSFULL SOCIETY

ANYONE INTERESTED IN MORE INFORMATION PLEASE FEEL FREE TO CALL US 1-800-525-3491
DALE C. BROWN T.M.S.(THREAT MANAGEMENT SPECIALIST)
FOUNDER / DIRECTOR OF OPERATIONS DETROIT THREAT MANAGEMENT CENTER
THREATMANAGEMENTCENTER.COM (PLEASE GOOGLE SEARCH)

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